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Cannabis Sativa Mini Seedy Saga

(cuz ma life iz such a drag... this toke kin “FAKE” hemp pyre aye roll out to you dear reader). As a double jointed mathematical abbot and amateur chemist specializing in cannabinoids my favorite delta-9-tetra hydrocannabinol (THC), isolated and synthesized in 1964 weeding thru bathroom rag while athwart the potty i.e. measuring adequate perforated square roto root er, sans regular toilet tissue paper prior to completing important private business matter on the sacred porcelain chamber pot Mary Jane made a token appearance, and boy she looked smoke kin hot asking if I wanna marry (Jane) her attired in drag at a joint where Billy Bong banged on by the hands of a phenomenal drummer taut as a hemp knot with music in his blood while blowing fractal rings – holy Scott the immediate utterance, and rather creative bon mot found me stock still like stone wall Jackson, who unfortunately got deprived a hit, nonetheless got shot unwittingly by his own (confederate troops), whose demise an awful blot per southern cause during the Civil War and if anachronism to receive medicinal aide available instead of primitive treatment he got (as well other wounded soldiers of misfortune on the battlefield), whose faith the any almighty power could do little to save their roach invested lot yet availing my imagination to twist time like that Mobius strip mortally wounded rebels and Yankees free from facing death on a cot might be successful hemp entrepreneurs cultivating a little spot of land hemp would outstrip cotton as king as export to trot orange you glad I avoided the analogy with a kumquat?

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