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Premium Member American Kitsch

	Pardon me
           But I fail to see
              Any beauty in the nuptials of
                  Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce

If joy be the wish of your heart

Should desert’s dearth unleash in life, 
O wait till wafts cool breeze in life.

In grayish dry terrains, look for 
A lush green oasis in life. 

No life doth face only but banes,
Look for islands of bliss in life. 

Life’s never just a despair of 
Doldrums, soft breeze does kiss in life.

Ye need be a nigh bit patient 
To cook your choicest dish in life.

Let sea of life whirl surface waves,
Deep down reigns profound peace in life.

So, cut out all the kitsch in life,
Should joy be your heart’s wish in life.
_________________________ 
Ghazal | 03.11.2016, revised June 2026 | breeze/wind, life, kiss, peace, wish/desire

Lord's hitch the pitch does bewitch


We are often sold it is cricket’s true home

The gold tapestry we toast hallowed tome

Legends ghost last post told free to roam


Groundsmen boast on outfield wield a comb

Host should do a search on Google chrome 

Would yield the strip is most about the loam


Frippery and filigree are so suitably kitsch 

Coiffured rest of ground then got a stitch?

Eating kedgeree no pedigree critics snitch

Pundits pounce the bounce does bewitch


Batters flounce in tatters is a serious hitch

Not a titch moves alot watch them twitch

Trounce the culprits it is time for a switch

Not in pulpits being a bit*h MCC’s so rich 

Scratch fans itch give us a Test match pitch


Really the only hitch was the MCG Pitch



Mystery confounds at the G surrounds the pitch

Crumbled wickets tumbled so quick got a stitch

Far too spicy the unfair square did jar & bewitch

Russian roulette regret net humbled willow flitch

Was cricket’s largest grounds really the only hitch


Too dicey to try defence too pricey.. that's their pitch

Foolish pretence was hatched by players who snitch

Curator of this thatched turf was the ghoulish glitch

Moderator of surf the scorched earth torched must ditch


Batters so dismal no in abysmal nick will still bit*h

Madhatters trick they must scratch that ersatz itch

Say only way they will play gotta just flick the switch

Stats are for prats.. the caveat everyone bats kitsch  

So to just then pick on the pitch.. well it is a bit rich!

The Import Of Earnest

n Earnest's evocative Emporium
there's odds ends a whatnot or two
or they can do a brickbat
novelty knick-knack bugaboo
all nice and bright as a button
altho' they're twice as kitsch
odd oddments and sodments
curious curios contained in a niche
as well as folderol and bric-a-brac
brought from across the border
but the house specialty is really
antiques made to order

Premium Member PEOPLE PRESSURE

kitsch
               crowded
               streets
fast
flowing
               feathers
               and
pointed
feet
              jagged

              distinctive
 
              unique

pressure

peoples

   kirchner

        streets


Premium Member The Kitsch

Who is this kitsch
This wicked witch
A wanton, wailing, wistful waif 
That sits all day
To pine and bray
The deeds of a sordid night

Written 2024.06.25

Premium Member ART APPRAISAL K twinku

BREUGEL

peopled

pictures

HOGARTH

satirical

scenes

KIRCHNERR

kitsch

crowds

TWINKU a double word distich with integral title

Premium Member STYLISTA kirchner klimt modi

kitsch
              crowded
              streets
fast
flowing
         feathers
              
pointed
feet
         jagged

              distinctive

          yet    unique
something 
so inexpressible
a chord 
so vivid from an uncontrolled 
inner drive
beyond  memory
the unstated 
 distilling the hidden 
an essence 
of  yesterday’s
 buried in today
a symbol
 of
  love 
suggestive
yet
of time
immemorial

lost in
a moment
where time
does not
exist

One
with the other
alone
& yet..
  desire..
and need
together
 exist
contemplating
 a suave
astonishing
pastiche
  before
&
despite
either
in
   an
austere
 feeling
of
fine
beauty

Witch Costume To Wear

Once upon a Halloween
I was a little black cat
Since then I have also been
A witch and the Cat in the Hat

One time I was Lily Munster
And then a witch again
I was also once Bart Simpson
Another witch, and then

A wizard and a zombie, too
The following year, a fairy
And, just to try out something new
More witches, sweet and scary

Dressed in purple, and in orange
And even once in silver
And, like a squeaky door hinge 
A laugh to make you shiver

It may not be the best you’ve seen
This costume both cliche and kitsch
But when all else fails on Halloween
You can’t go wrong with being a witch!

Premium Member Pop Art Analysed

drawing
upon 
the commonplace
of life

bean tin
   kitsch bin
contemplated

large & dramatique
 
seemingly fun
 & part comique
candy floss
     characters
  &
fifteen minute fame

Premium Member Poetry the Open Form

a
taxonomical
neo-geo
connoisseur
moves on again
to
a totemic
astonishment
 of many

yet
stifling
in every sense
&
in it all
prosaic
 inspiration
 poetically described
 as
 dystopian reimaginings
 of flotsam

a natural
 detritus
embedded
yet
 not belonging
 littered with empty
 kitsch
inlaid with
a peripatetic
identity
&
 linguistic
incomprehensiblity

a
perfected
 undertaking
before
disillusionment
 was growing
into
an insular
 mutely
 societal moment

a
tormented
self-portrait
to
reflect
 the days
but instead
depicted
a  recognition
of
largely passing
 decades
hoisted
&
seared
in
a
retrospective
 survey

Premium Member Pink Flamingos

on her lawn
four pink plastic flamingos 
                 peak above a March snowbank
twisted forms caught in forlorn evasion
beak-body contortions like wrestlers resilient
                                         in pretzel formation
unmanageable remnants of warmer days
denied the dignity of upright
plastic muck ups, a nostalgic weep of summer
wishing a solar Florida footing
their caught spirit of iced- playfulness
         a pink flamboyance
         teasing an icy surface

four plastic birds, frozen status
                                kitsch defensive
misplaced images like on-line love
wing swept longing
          to flee this barren snowbank
          nudging a tardy spring's erosion
          with its courtship fringes



Poem posted April 13, 2023

Premium Member Footle the Form Q

POP ART

bean tin

kitsch bin

NOTE:A footle is a two line ,2 syllable verse with an integral title-Light Poetic verse form,witty,pertinent,topical etc (technically a trochaic monometer and not necessarily in rhyme).
FOOTLES is a  'hybrid' innovative sequenced variation has
developed over the years (since 2009)alongside the original definition

Premium Member Clerihew Baldaccini

Cesar Balaccini 
known by is first name usually
Visual sculpture a little kitsch
disturbing selfportraits if you wish

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