Kidney Poems - Poems about Kidney

Kidney Beans For lunch:16 kidney beans, more than enough, but no more than that in quality is more than enough but no more than that is quantity. ...

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God made man perfect And planted Two bean-like objects Inside his abdomen And warned mankind Not to eat the forbidden fruits But mankind failed to listen And took too much Salt And took Too much Soda And took Too much proteins And took Too much carbohydrates And took Too much fatty foods And took Far too much spirits That landed mankind With Renal failures ...

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Did you even want to be found? I took my shackles off and formed a search and rescue team But did you even want to be found? You’ve been running all your life I think you’ve aced this marathon Just come home to me and sprawl out on the floor you were just begging on With your conlifting...

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What means Spermatorrhoea?? Excessive emission of semen without org-sm or er-ction. Semen is a whitish fluid that contains sperm. Spermatorrhea is a disorder in males where an individual experiences involuntary ejaculation or release of semen without er-ction.Epithelial cells per high power field(HPF) in your urine.Having a moderate number or many cells may indicate:a yeast or urinary tract infection(UTI)kidney...

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Sunday morning up with the lark, I went jogging in the park. Suddenly I felt pain in my sides, soon I started taking long strides. I went to the doctor immediately, I needed help desperately. The doctor smiled and wrote me some tests. Clinic visits I always detest. The doctor told me I had crystals, no not diamonds the oxalic one. The doctor said wrly...

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Lighter yellow pee = is good 4 the kidney :-) So drink plenty of water, especially if it's hotter! Cuz kidney stone pain's not what I consider gain! Eat low-oxalate / sodium, & more fresh foods -- yum!...

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There was a young bloke from Sydney Found a large stone in his kidney Went into a Doc Who took out the rock Surely felt better then did-n-ee...

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Kidney Failure Written: by Tom Wright 3/11/2018 High potassium, Means Hyperkalemia. And today I’m there; Haiku ...

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they shake, rattle and roll, calcium balls not for my soul, every time they move, it's not my groove, I warn them to stop and quit doing the hop, the doc threatens to laser, a form of using a teaser I've got the kidney stone blues in the middle of the night, they wake me up with a fright as they roar and rumble within...

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Kidney pie, what’s really inside? What in the world do they have to hide? Why name it a pie, if meat you tell? Pies should be fruit and maybe strange gel. And if it’s a kidney, well, that’s organ meat, And I’m not sure if I care to eat The filtration organs of some food...

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A Kidney Tale It is a sorry tale that greeted this writer in his early morning read.... Of a schoolboy and his kidney that had to be separated in earnest.. Headlined Boy Loses kidney After Falling Into Uncovered Manhole... It happened somewhere there in Klang, a very bustling urban town... There is even a picture of the manhole, gaping wide...

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The Heist of the Kidney Beans By Elton Camp In Pascagoula, Mississippi a burglar did grab Several times from the drug store some Lortab The Fred’s store manager very angrily griped Although Lortab was the only thing he swiped The pharmacist decided he would make a decoy So a funny trick was what he decided to employ Thief came but the pharmacist...

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I’ve got a kidney stone Trying not to moan It hurts me deep Trying not to weep Sweep away the pain Down the bathtub drain...

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