The Heist of the Kidney Beans

The Heist of the Kidney Beans By Elton Camp In Pascagoula, Mississippi a burglar did grab Several times from the drug store some Lortab The Fred’s store manager very angrily griped Although Lortab was the only thing he swiped The pharmacist decided he would make a decoy So a funny trick was what he decided to employ Thief came but the pharmacist wanted to throttle He found only kidney beans in the Lorbab bottle (Note: true story)