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Premium Member In the Company of Fishes
In depths of silence on the ocean’s bed, they sleep, While ships and boats noisily, above they creep, Under the waters, undisturbed, a school of Rainbows dazzles with colours of orange, blue and gold, And a shoal of Angels in regal flair unfolds. In the depths of the deep blue, where secrets and treasures reside, A striped Clown and a ...

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Categories: kelp, fish, ocean,
Form: Free verse
Kelp Seaworthy Reports
Pro-Chore Wrestling Series and Extrudeur Pro Products have hammered out a deal to have the Pro-Chore Champion go on tour with there company while they conveince american homesteaders to unionize and buy there Products. They have partnered using Pro wrestling to speak to the masses about the new cotton powered batteries and wind turbine that will revolutionize the world. the CEO wishes to get...

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Categories: kelp, business, music,
Form: Ballade



Kelp Seaworthy Reports
Due to the Contractual Dispute We cannot show the happens In agreement with the nine Companies involved. It happen one night in Brazil Allianz Parque. The Pro World Championship titlist ( The $$@$$$ world champion) Verses The South Asia Pro Wrestling Leagues Titlist. ($&$@$$-#$$@$$$ World's Champion Neither...

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Categories: kelp, culture, engagement, fantasy, film,
Form: Bio
Kelp Seaworthy Reports
Due to the Contractual Dispute We cannot show the happens In agreement with the nine Companies involved. It happen one night in Brazil Allianz Parque. The Pro World Championship titlist ( The $$@$$$ world champion) Verses The South Asia Pro Wrestling Leagues Titlist. ($&$@$$-#$$@$$$ World's Champion Neither...

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Categories: kelp, encouraging, engagement, fantasy, film,
Form: Bio
Kelp Seaworthy Reports
Before the mainevent A fella from Canada The All Aisain World's Champion hoped to Unify his title against the German All pro Champ. Both men Wrestled 45 mens To a draw. After the Bell the referee with Advice from members Of the championship Committee, awarded The All Asian Champion The bout, due to the Referees three count At the last seconds of The match. But in the mainevent both represent Ives were...

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Categories: kelp, encouraging, engagement, fantasy, film,
Form: Bio



Kelp Seaworthy Reports
Due to the Contractual Dispute We cannot show the happens In agreement with the nine Companies involved. It happen one night in Brazil Allianz Parque. The Pro World Championship titlist ( The $$@$$$ world champion) Verses The South Asia Pro Wrestling Leagues Titlist. ($&$@$$-#$$@$$$ World's Champion Neither...

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Categories: kelp, encouraging, engagement, fantasy, film,
Form: Bio
Kelp At It
You know the story. Some called it mis- management, some said it was original. We know one thing it was mirror to create an effective strategy. When management changed they keep the same format, keeping the structure, but changing What we knew into what we know. Putting the status of Current conditions on hold to make room for recognition. We thought they were creating Championships to give recognition to those who were...

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Categories: kelp, health, motivation, music, myth,
Form: Concrete
From the Desk of Kelp Seaworthy
Rosco Adagio, aka for the Cross Promotional event that was secretly planned to get rid of reporter hype and fakenews. Dance floor records was named the place for the secet meetings. Due to the lack of cooperation between several minor league promotions: meaning their unwillingness to unite and promote matches together to up there numbers and gain more media attention, several larger promotions started...

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Categories: kelp, business, culture,
Form: Ballade
Kelp Doing His Thing
************************Kelp Seaworthy***************,,,, An interveiw with wrestling legend Brunei "Giant" Kwaku Kelp.....)what's your issue with the Cedis Brothers? You three were friends you use to travel up and down and all across the world with these guys, what's happened to that relationship? Kwaku....) They are joker's man, my beef started with them one night in New York, we drove 12...

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Categories: kelp, anger, business, culture, extended
Form: Ballade
Kelp Reports
The board of operations Has taken actions Against members Of Faction 5: this leading To the Board of Directors To take action against them. Both sides have sought Representation from outside Sources. These actions come From the Parent Company's Reenstatment of Quelsey Utmoss The operation manager of The United Independent Wrestling Council Who dually serves as Department Operations President of the World Association of Wrestling Who are members...

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Categories: kelp, business,
Form: Ballade
Word Got Out Bout Giggy
WHATS UP WITH THAT ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT GIGG'Y WITH SUM ONE NEW CAN'T TELL HIM NOTHING AND SHE GOT STYLE TOO GIGGY GOT A NEW THANG AND SHOWING HER OUT GIGGY'S GLIDING ON RED CARPETS mRS. GIGGY'S AT THE HOUSE OUT IN THE STREETS WHAT YOU TALKING BOUT GIGGY'S AND HIS NEW THANG mRS. GIGGY'S AT THE HOUSE. WHEN HE GET HOME GIIGY AND NEM FUSSIN CUSSING AND CARRING ON THEY CUSSIN...

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Categories: kelp, culture, jobs, music, sexy,
Form: Ballad
Kelp Seaworthy Report
" Summa Lamma" Countrey Dellia won a sixman " one woan brawl" to hand the right to date the infamous " Miss Wombahaz" Tense Tussy he made Brinney Bassier submit using a Castmen Crawl ( elbow clasp) World Champion The big Sky" sat on a saddle and asked his opponent to come to the ring when his opponent came out to...

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Categories: kelp, adventure, anti bullying, celebrity,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member Something
Something Something's coming, you can smell it in the city air, a trace of salt-sting, wave-licked from where Neptune's head breaks above the waves through slopes, foothills, mountains of white water, swirling braids of kelp, as green Sea horses stamp the laughing waves. Then calm. Ocean, kissed by sunlight, smiles a billion-acre peace across her blue-green world, below which whales glide, dolphins dance, and mermaids,...

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Categories: kelp, dance, fish, horse, ocean,
Form: Free verse
Golden Kelp
We start life well grounded like all great kelp families attached to shell or bedrock, growing, reaching for sunlight above the sea all summer season long I am battered about colliding, pushed to and fro waves and tide shape my destiny at my rock-bound toes purple anemones freely munch trying to break me free I feel every twinge, every crunch my golden leaves frail about stirring the salty...

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Categories: kelp, allegory, earth, fate, happy,
Form: Free verse
Kelp Me With This Won'T You
A young mermaid from old Shangri-La Had a Math quiz --- right after her spa So she thought, “What to wear, That will make the boys stare?” Then she picked out her best algae-bra!...

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Categories: kelp, ocean,
Form: Limerick

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