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Kelp Me With This Won'T You

A young mermaid from old Shangri-La
Had a Math quiz --- right after her spa 
So she thought, “What to wear,
That will make the boys stare?”
Then she picked out her best algae-bra!

Copyright © Dean Wood | Year Posted 2018

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Indiana Shaw Date: 8/16/2020 12:48:00 AM This limerick kinda grows on you . . . ; ) Login to Reply

Warren Doll Date: 9/5/2018 12:40:00 PM Great limerick, Dean. I enjoyed it very much. ~ Warren Login to Reply

Agnes Krampe Date: 8/24/2018 4:02:00 PM Bahaha - love the pun! Login to Reply Dean Wood Date: 8/28/2018 11:57:00 AM Glad you enjoyed it Agnes!

Susan Gentry Date: 8/7/2018 6:50:00 AM Lol Congratulations on your win! :) Login to Reply Dean Wood Date: 8/7/2018 8:18:00 AM Thanks for the encouragement Susan!

John Gondolf Date: 8/7/2018 5:59:00 AM Great limerick, Dean, glad I found it this morning. John Login to Reply Dean Wood Date: 8/7/2018 8:18:00 AM Thanks John! Hope you have a great day.

Andrea Dietrich Date: 8/6/2018 3:07:00 PM gonna fave this one seeing it again! Login to Reply

Caren Krutsinger Date: 8/6/2018 10:58:00 AM Well done! Very clever, and fun Dean. Login to Reply Dean Wood Date: 8/6/2018 3:11:00 PM Thank you Carren. So glad you liked it.

Line Gauthier Date: 8/6/2018 9:20:00 AM Stunning. A FAVE for me. Bravo, Dean. Login to Reply Dean Wood Date: 8/6/2018 3:10:00 PM I'm flattered Line. Thanks

Janice Canerdy Date: 8/6/2018 9:14:00 AM This is EXCELLENT--so clever. CONGRATS, Dean! Janice Login to Reply Dean Wood Date: 8/6/2018 3:09:00 PM Thank you Janice. I appreciate the encouragement.

Connie Marcum Wong Date: 8/4/2018 8:41:00 PM I love this Dean! This is my kind of humor! I think I have to Fave this one! Congratulations on your win! : ) Login to Reply Dean Wood Date: 8/6/2018 3:09:00 PM Wow, thanks Connie!

Jan Allison Date: 8/4/2018 6:20:00 PM I really love this one Dean and that final line is so witty:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Dean Wood Date: 8/6/2018 8:35:00 AM Glad you liked it Jan.

Andrea Dietrich Date: 8/4/2018 5:39:00 PM dean I find this to be one of the cleverest and best metered I have read on the list. Love it!!! Login to Reply Dean Wood Date: 8/6/2018 8:36:00 AM Thank you Andrea. Limricks are fun!

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 8/4/2018 3:11:00 PM A witty limerick, Dean. Enjoyed very much. Congratulations and thanks for participating in the contest! Login to Reply Dean Wood Date: 8/6/2018 8:37:00 AM Thank you Carolyn, for sponsoring this very fun contest. Hope to see more in the future.

Dale Gregory Cozart Date: 8/2/2018 10:49:00 AM Ha Ha Ha. Very funny. I hope this for the contest! Login to Reply Dean Wood Date: 8/2/2018 5:22:00 PM Glad you enjoyed it Dale. Yes, this is for the contest!