Dean Wood Poet Limerick

Kelp Me With This Won'T You

A young mermaid from old Shangri-La
Had a Math quiz --- right after her spa 
So she thought, “What to wear,
That will make the boys stare?”
Then she picked out her best algae-bra!

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Indiana Shaw August 16, 2020 at 12:48 AM This limerick kinda grows on you . . . ; )

Warren Doll September 5, 2018 at 12:40 PM Great limerick, Dean. I enjoyed it very much. ~ Warren

Agnes Krampe August 24, 2018 at 4:02 PM Bahaha - love the pun! Dean Wood August 28, 2018 at 11:57 AM Glad you enjoyed it Agnes!

Susan Gentry August 7, 2018 at 6:50 AM Lol Congratulations on your win! :) Dean Wood August 7, 2018 at 8:18 AM Thanks for the encouragement Susan!

John Gondolf August 7, 2018 at 5:59 AM Great limerick, Dean, glad I found it this morning. John Dean Wood August 7, 2018 at 8:18 AM Thanks John! Hope you have a great day.

Andrea Dietrich August 6, 2018 at 3:07 PM gonna fave this one seeing it again!

Caren Krutsinger August 6, 2018 at 10:58 AM Well done! Very clever, and fun Dean. Dean Wood August 6, 2018 at 3:11 PM Thank you Carren. So glad you liked it.

Line Gauthier August 6, 2018 at 9:20 AM Stunning. A FAVE for me. Bravo, Dean. Dean Wood August 6, 2018 at 3:10 PM I'm flattered Line. Thanks

Janice Canerdy August 6, 2018 at 9:14 AM This is EXCELLENT--so clever. CONGRATS, Dean! Janice Dean Wood August 6, 2018 at 3:09 PM Thank you Janice. I appreciate the encouragement.

Connie Marcum Wong August 4, 2018 at 8:41 PM I love this Dean! This is my kind of humor! I think I have to Fave this one! Congratulations on your win! : ) Dean Wood August 6, 2018 at 3:09 PM Wow, thanks Connie!

Jan Allison August 4, 2018 at 6:20 PM I really love this one Dean and that final line is so witty:-) hugs Jan xx Dean Wood August 6, 2018 at 8:35 AM Glad you liked it Jan.

Andrea Dietrich August 4, 2018 at 5:39 PM dean I find this to be one of the cleverest and best metered I have read on the list. Love it!!! Dean Wood August 6, 2018 at 8:36 AM Thank you Andrea. Limricks are fun!

Carolyn Devonshire August 4, 2018 at 3:11 PM A witty limerick, Dean. Enjoyed very much. Congratulations and thanks for participating in the contest! Dean Wood August 6, 2018 at 8:37 AM Thank you Carolyn, for sponsoring this very fun contest. Hope to see more in the future.

Dale Gregory Cozart August 2, 2018 at 10:49 AM Ha Ha Ha. Very funny. I hope this for the contest! Dean Wood August 2, 2018 at 5:22 PM Glad you enjoyed it Dale. Yes, this is for the contest!