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Kelp Me With This Won't You

A young mermaid from old Shangri-La
Had a Math quiz right after her spa 
So she thought, “What to wear,
That will make the boys stare?”
Then she picked out her best algae-bra!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 9/5/2018 12:40:00 PM
Great limerick, Dean. I enjoyed it very much. ~ Warren
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Date: 8/24/2018 4:02:00 PM
Bahaha - love the pun!
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Dean Wood
Date: 8/28/2018 11:57:00 AM
Glad you enjoyed it Agnes!
Date: 8/8/2018 12:46:00 PM
Yay! A limericky pun with underwear! The dream! Love it Dean :-)
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Dean Wood
Date: 8/8/2018 4:03:00 PM
lol, you crack me up Nina! Thanks
Date: 8/7/2018 6:50:00 AM
Lol Congratulations on your win! :)
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Dean Wood
Date: 8/7/2018 8:18:00 AM
Thanks for the encouragement Susan!
Date: 8/7/2018 5:59:00 AM
Great limerick, Dean, glad I found it this morning. John
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Dean Wood
Date: 8/7/2018 8:18:00 AM
Thanks John! Hope you have a great day.
Date: 8/6/2018 3:07:00 PM
gonna fave this one seeing it again!
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Date: 8/6/2018 10:58:00 AM
Well done! Very clever, and fun Dean.
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Dean Wood
Date: 8/6/2018 3:11:00 PM
Thank you Carren. So glad you liked it.
Date: 8/6/2018 9:20:00 AM
Stunning. A FAVE for me. Bravo, Dean.
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Dean Wood
Date: 8/6/2018 3:10:00 PM
I'm flattered Line. Thanks
Date: 8/6/2018 9:14:00 AM
This is EXCELLENT--so clever. CONGRATS, Dean! Janice
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Dean Wood
Date: 8/6/2018 3:09:00 PM
Thank you Janice. I appreciate the encouragement.
Date: 8/4/2018 8:41:00 PM
I love this Dean! This is my kind of humor! I think I have to Fave this one! Congratulations on your win! : )
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Dean Wood
Date: 8/6/2018 3:09:00 PM
Wow, thanks Connie!
Date: 8/4/2018 6:20:00 PM
I really love this one Dean and that final line is so witty:-) hugs Jan xx
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Dean Wood
Date: 8/6/2018 8:35:00 AM
Glad you liked it Jan.
Date: 8/4/2018 5:39:00 PM
dean I find this to be one of the cleverest and best metered I have read on the list. Love it!!!
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Dean Wood
Date: 8/6/2018 8:36:00 AM
Thank you Andrea. Limricks are fun!
Date: 8/4/2018 3:11:00 PM
A witty limerick, Dean. Enjoyed very much. Congratulations and thanks for participating in the contest!
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Dean Wood
Date: 8/6/2018 8:37:00 AM
Thank you Carolyn, for sponsoring this very fun contest. Hope to see more in the future.
Date: 8/2/2018 10:49:00 AM
Ha Ha Ha. Very funny. I hope this for the contest!
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Dean Wood
Date: 8/2/2018 5:22:00 PM
Glad you enjoyed it Dale. Yes, this is for the contest!