Home » Poems » Dean Wood » Kelp Me With This Won'T You

Kelp Me With This Won'T You

A young mermaid from old Shangri-La Had a Math quiz --- right after her spa So she thought, “What to wear, That will make the boys stare?” Then she picked out her best algae-bra!

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem.

Please Login to post a comment

Indiana Shaw

Date: 8/16/2020 12:48:00 AM

This limerick kinda grows on you . . . ; )

Warren Doll

Date: 9/5/2018 12:40:00 PM

Great limerick, Dean. I enjoyed it very much. ~ Warren

Agnes Krampe

Date: 8/24/2018 4:02:00 PM

Bahaha - love the pun!

Dean Wood
Date: 8/28/2018 11:57:00 AM

Glad you enjoyed it Agnes!

Susan Gentry

Date: 8/7/2018 6:50:00 AM

Lol Congratulations on your win! :)

Dean Wood
Date: 8/7/2018 8:18:00 AM

Thanks for the encouragement Susan!

John Gondolf

Date: 8/7/2018 5:59:00 AM

Great limerick, Dean, glad I found it this morning. John

Dean Wood
Date: 8/7/2018 8:18:00 AM

Thanks John! Hope you have a great day.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/6/2018 3:07:00 PM

gonna fave this one seeing it again!

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 8/6/2018 10:58:00 AM

Well done! Very clever, and fun Dean.

Dean Wood
Date: 8/6/2018 3:11:00 PM

Thank you Carren. So glad you liked it.

Line Gauthier

Date: 8/6/2018 9:20:00 AM

Stunning. A FAVE for me. Bravo, Dean.

Dean Wood
Date: 8/6/2018 3:10:00 PM

I'm flattered Line. Thanks

Janice Canerdy

Date: 8/6/2018 9:14:00 AM

This is EXCELLENT--so clever. CONGRATS, Dean! Janice

Dean Wood
Date: 8/6/2018 3:09:00 PM

Thank you Janice. I appreciate the encouragement.

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 8/4/2018 8:41:00 PM

I love this Dean! This is my kind of humor! I think I have to Fave this one! Congratulations on your win! : )

Dean Wood
Date: 8/6/2018 3:09:00 PM

Wow, thanks Connie!

Jan Allison

Date: 8/4/2018 6:20:00 PM

I really love this one Dean and that final line is so witty:-) hugs Jan xx

Dean Wood
Date: 8/6/2018 8:35:00 AM

Glad you liked it Jan.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/4/2018 5:39:00 PM

dean I find this to be one of the cleverest and best metered I have read on the list. Love it!!!

Dean Wood
Date: 8/6/2018 8:36:00 AM

Thank you Andrea. Limricks are fun!

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 8/4/2018 3:11:00 PM

A witty limerick, Dean. Enjoyed very much. Congratulations and thanks for participating in the contest!

Dean Wood
Date: 8/6/2018 8:37:00 AM

Thank you Carolyn, for sponsoring this very fun contest. Hope to see more in the future.

Dale Gregory Cozart

Date: 8/2/2018 10:49:00 AM

Ha Ha Ha. Very funny. I hope this for the contest!

Dean Wood
Date: 8/2/2018 5:22:00 PM

Glad you enjoyed it Dale. Yes, this is for the contest!