Kelp Doing His Thing

************************Kelp Seaworthy***************,,,, An interveiw with wrestling legend Brunei "Giant" Kwaku Kelp.....)what's your issue with the Cedis Brothers? You three were friends you use to travel up and down and all across the world with these guys, what's happened to that relationship? Kwaku....) They are joker's man, my beef started with them one night in New York, we drove 12 hours to get their in a rental van, Ashoka and Yongle, my wife and me.We had reservations for two rooms, three beds at the Dangle Bed and Breakfast, well on our way to the lodge Yongle gets a call, this new guy where mentoring, Obateru Hammerstone, they told me he need a place to sleep, and they asked me if we could watch over him while they swapped the van for a conversation van, they said the guy was a big bumbling fat so Who was in trouble with his wife, they said he'd be good company for them while they were at the restaurant. I said how will I identify the guy, they told me he was a fat runt with blond hair and he'd be wearing a gold leather jacket. I was King of Hardcore champion at the time. I didn't want So fan seeing me and my wife waiting for some guy I had never seen before, so I asked the manager to tell me if a guy in a gold jacket comes in looking for me, I took a set and didn't think twice, and all of a sudden I see this cameraman and I move my wife out of harm's way and this Tall big guy starts hitting me, I fell and next thing I know they are raising his hand as champion, I wanted that belt because it was rumored it was the belt they were uniting with the Nation eat Championship, and recognizing that guy as World's Champion, this ($@$+$) comes in and days later he was named the champ at my expence, I voweled to get these guys caused they made my life miserable. That's why I am here! Anybody that doesn't like them is my Freind and anybody who wants to make a name for themself is my Freind, that's what I'm doing here! That's what this is about!