Best Kelp Poems

A young mermaid from old Shangri-La
Had a Math quiz --- right after her spa 
So she thought, “What to wear,
That will make the boys stare?”
Then she picked out her best algae-bra!...

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We start life well grounded
like all great kelp families
attached to shell or bedrock, growing,
reaching for sunlight above the sea

all summer season long
I am battered about
colliding, pushed to and fro
waves and tide shape my destiny

at my rock-bound toes
purple anemones freely munch
trying to break me free
I feel...

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banished by sea
shrivelled by sun
decomposition waits
   kelp flies and beach hoppers
   find paradise in sand...

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You know the story.
Some called it mis-
management, some
said it was original.
We know one thing
it was mirror to create
an effective strategy.
When management
changed they keep the
same format, keeping
the structure, but changing
What we knew into what we
know. Putting the status of
Current conditions on hold
to make room for recognition.
We...

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Pro-Chore Wrestling Series and Extrudeur Pro Products
have hammered out a deal to
have the Pro-Chore Champion
go on tour with there company while they
conveince american homesteaders
to unionize and buy there Products.
They have partnered using Pro wrestling
to speak to the masses about the new
 cotton powered batteries and...

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************************Kelp Seaworthy***************,,,,


An interveiw with wrestling legend Brunei "Giant" Kwaku
Kelp.....)what's your issue with the Cedis Brothers? You
three were friends you use to travel up and down and all across the world with these guys, what's happened to that relationship?

Kwaku....) They are joker's man, my beef started...

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" Summa Lamma" Countrey Dellia  won a 
sixman " one woan brawl"
to hand the right to date
the infamous " Miss Wombahaz" Tense Tussy
he made Brinney Bassier submit using
a Castmen Crawl  ( elbow clasp)

World Champion
The big Sky" sat on a saddle
and asked his opponent...

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The board of operations
Has taken actions
Against members
Of Faction 5: this leading
To the Board of Directors
To take action against them.
Both sides have sought
Representation from outside
Sources. These actions come
From the Parent Company's
Reenstatment of Quelsey Utmoss
The operation manager of
The United  Independent  Wrestling Council
Who dually serves as...

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Due to the Contractual Dispute
We cannot show the happens
In agreement with the nine
Companies involved.
It happen one night in Brazil 
Allianz Parque.
The Pro World Championship titlist
( The $$@$$$ world champion)
                ...

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Due to the Contractual Dispute
We cannot show the happens
In agreement with the nine
Companies involved.
It happen one night in Brazil 
Allianz Parque.
The Pro World Championship titlist
( The $$@$$$ world champion)
                ...

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Before the mainevent
A fella from Canada 
The All Aisain World's
Champion hoped to
Unify his title against
the German All pro
Champ. Both men
Wrestled 45 mens
To a draw. After the
Bell the referee with
Advice from members
Of the championship
Committee, awarded
The All Asian Champion
The bout, due to the
Referees three count
At the last...

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Due to the Contractual Dispute
We cannot show the happens
In agreement with the nine
Companies involved.
It happen one night in Brazil 
Allianz Parque.
The Pro World Championship titlist
( The $$@$$$ world champion)
                ...

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Something

Something's coming, you can smell it in the city air,
a trace of salt-sting, wave-licked
from where Neptune's head breaks above the
waves through slopes, foothills, mountains of white
water, swirling braids of kelp, as green Sea horses stamp
the laughing waves. Then calm.
Ocean, kissed by sunlight, smiles
a billion-acre peace...

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In depths of silence on the ocean’s 
bed, they sleep,
While ships and boats noisily, above 
they creep, 
Under the waters, undisturbed,
a school of Rainbows dazzles with 
colours of orange, blue and gold,
And a shoal of Angels in regal flair 
unfolds.

In the depths of the deep...

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WHATS UP WITH THAT
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT
GIGG'Y WITH SUM ONE NEW
CAN'T TELL HIM NOTHING
AND SHE GOT STYLE TOO
GIGGY GOT A NEW THANG
AND SHOWING HER OUT
GIGGY'S GLIDING ON RED CARPETS
mRS. GIGGY'S AT THE HOUSE
OUT IN THE STREETS
WHAT YOU TALKING BOUT
GIGGY'S AND HIS NEW THANG
mRS. GIGGY'S AT THE HOUSE.
WHEN...

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