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Kelp Seaworthy Report

" Summa Lamma" Countrey Dellia won a sixman " one woan brawl" to hand the right to date the infamous " Miss Wombahaz" Tense Tussy he made Brinney Bassier submit using a Castmen Crawl ( elbow clasp) World Champion The big Sky" sat on a saddle and asked his opponent to come to the ring when his opponent came out to the ring he, used a branding iron to poke the opponent around the gentlemen became angered and started bucking back at the champion, when the fellow made his move " the Big Sky" used a russian leg sweep to position the guy, he then used a full nelson to make the overclassed opponent submit. When the team of Oustta Dam, and Router Dam got to ringside to speak to Kelp Seaworthy the tag champs climbed the guardrail and began whaling on the number one conteres. it took the arena guard to remove both teams. in whats called a whirlwind classic the four opponents Stanton Princeton Brinks "bell-rocker" Currency "The Big Whoomp" Trates Struffer "Rugby" Rile Nickerbocker all met in the center of the ring to compete in a fourway classic the match has three referees one outside the ring one inside the ring and one at ring side. if all men are counted out of the ring a pinfall must restart the match. meaning the action counties until their is a pinfall on the outside of the ring. then the action can continue in the ring. well in the beginning The big whoomp dominated all three men leaving all three to be lain on the match. he used a fystdrop to make Brinks weak enough to pin, he then piledrove, Stanton Princeton and pinned him. When he rose from the pinning position he was meet with a superkick by Rile NickerBocker, who throw the Super Heavyweight through the ropes. they didn't meet the countout , so the match would end on the outside of the ring. while wrestling. a hand came from under the ring and dragged Rile Nickerbocker under the ring. the referees lifted the apron dress, and found three masked men fighting Rile under the ring. they allowed " the Big Whoomp" to pin his opponent to end the match. they founded the three masked men to be strangers under the guidance of MISTER" mean ( the manager from another wrestling league) they were warned that these masked men were looking to make a mark in this territory. stay tuned Wrasslin fans, we'll have more next week! for now: bye0bye!

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