Jerk Poems - Poems about Jerk

...Why can't they fix the roof that is leaking on to me How about the gutters full of holes for all to see My windows no one can see out of ,I wish a real estate agent could find me new buyers When p......Read the rest...

... Today, this black oak forest will become my grave. A crow caws in the distance, but I swear it is calling my name. I have never believed in omens or curses but perhaps there are such hateful th......Read the rest...

...I Dave looks at his email. There he sees An invitation from Clark. It looks like today, we’ll all have a game, And, hopefully, this week won’t be the same, And to victory he’ll embark. Wh......Read the rest...

...We don’t put away our boots and coats. Here in Michigan. Instead, we close our eyes and feel a soft presence. We jerk awake, in our hammocks. To a dream of cold snow. But it was just a dandelion......Read the rest...

...(sing it to the tune of "Cruella DeVil" from Disney's 101 Dalmatians) There was a Govenor named Kristi Noem De-Vil Her own dog she’ll harm there's nothing more cru-el She hated her puppy C......Read the rest...

...The duck has great features others lack - Like water runs right off his back. But for this hack, it’s too much work To address that green-headed jerk.......Read the rest...

...grandpa was excited about his new toy he brought us to his den, he was bursting with joy what is it? We asked him, for none of us knew he laughed until he was crying, but he was not blue do you......Read the rest...

...Knew it in moment this Wednesday though she left last Monday life turned, never to be the same now my heart knows how it feels to cherish now, what was then. Her days carried me on a bre......Read the rest...

...If I were an actor on the big screen With the cameras on me in every scene I'd race for NASCAR on any old day Date a couple starlets along the way I could be Rhett to Scarlett O'Hara ......Read the rest...

...Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again - updated Steely Dan sing queen (me) outdid himself on sixtieth anniversary after Grahame Wood determined to meet the evolving needs of the communi......Read the rest...

...Oh, how I love my home, good ol’ Gotham City! It’s just enough grimy and just the right gritty. It has Batman, the greatest crusader against crime. I wouldn’t leave this cesspool, nope, not anytim......Read the rest...

... I’d never seen a Fox Trot nor a Jittery Bug Though whenever I’d Twist in agony I’d Shout But when a Hully became a Gully and Monsters like Potatoes were Mashed ......Read the rest...

...Let’s keep those pig feet under the water today, Ladies. This suggestion was made by a young boar named Gradies. The old sows agreed to keep their piggy feet in the water. But as we all know, oldi......Read the rest...

...BOING..?!#! Its off at boeing..' the wheels and doors have Gone..planes just; over-drive the runways, they're rivalling Sann-yong..They're rolling in inclusions, like its for a dare!! People choos......Read the rest...

...We edit our text and make cuts To avoid the mantra word-klutz What's publishing next Are my lines badly hexed Here on poetry soup to nuts ......Read the rest...