Jerk Poems | Examples

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A Sexting Jerk

There was a young woman at work
Who was always pursued by a jerk
She found his sexting
Seriously vexing
So she stabbed him with a dirk.

Mark Stab

Mark the jerk deserves a big stab, not now, shall give him another chance!

Big Nose Jerk

he is been advised, he is been told, yet big nose jerk is big nose jerk


Ugly Jerk

Ugly jerk mouth tampers in others affairs black heart white Zionist

Premium Member What a Despicable Jerk

A beastly man and his wife had a spat
The savage hit me with a baseball bat
What a despicable jerk
But my bowl and spigot work
Still capable of holding water... splat!

The Biggest jerk in the Solar System

During yoga lessons, learnt the 'Surya Namaskara' pose
'Surya' as in Sun and 'Namaskara' as in salutation
So I just said hello to the sun?
But the sun did not say anything back!
Well that's rude
Someone tell him that not everything revolves around him!
Oh wait...


Premium Member work from a jerk

We edit our text and make cuts
To avoid the mantra word-klutz
What's publishing next
Are my lines badly hexed 
Here on poetry soup to nuts

The return of the Big Sky

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Bender Biscuit
Jab_rightcross
Gut Wrench-
Fleeing the hold.
ah-ooh
ah-ooh
chopin
reversed
big chopin
told me
there it is!
referre contact
stay out of the action
there the bell
the outside ref made the call!
we wanna see the other camera angle
the
Big Kualwhonah
looks to be
our winna!
Aint to many
satisfied fans here
according to these boo's
let go to the ringannoucer
for the decision
" i wish That Gal
from Kentuckey was her"
hold my saddle
trim my toenails
ye Hah! a snapping whip!
oh hardy, the soup
thick and meaty!
Dip my bread in the bowl!
Skim off the grease< I'm hungry"
"Boney better get to the table first"
"Aint no tip
cause it steaks in here !"

Talk To Your Date

I saw them walking
She caught my eye
Turned to glance
When they walked by
She in spandex 
That oh mi oh my
Said hey baby
Phat az you is
We could start rehersting
and make some kids
Her buster told me
Stepoff trick
Told him ole girl
Might let him (boop)
My (boop)
By the way I was talking
To your gal
You want some of dis
Give you summa fat
Here kitty kitty you ah
Sweet kitty cat

Told him
It's to late
You can't skate
By the way
I was talking to your date

To late 
you can't skate
Stop gritting Mister
I gamin on your date

Ya Jerk

I’m loud, raunchy, fun and games.
Just don’t shoosh me up!

I drink, joke, laugh and sing.
Just don’t shoosh me up!

There really isn’t any point.
It’s never gonna work!

I’ll never shut my mouth up tight.
So Get Lost, Ya Jerk!!

Premium Member A Knee-Jerk Reaction

An outpouring of happiness,
love surges up from the heart
and splashes against the soul: 
an emotion, exclusive to humans.

More than a ubiquitous word:
love is an overwhelming feeling of elation
that burns in your heart,
and merges with your soul; 
defying logic and reason.

The human heart entertains a multitude
of inexplicable innate feelings,
that fuel hopes and expectations.
Love is such a feeling:
both ethereal and physical,
it defines humanity.

A heart imbued with love will forgive:
what a prideful heart will not.
For love's a knee-jerk reaction
that requires no thought.

Love can bring excruciating pain,
or a euphoric adrenaline rush:
either way, it will not be ignored
nor ever fade away.

Premium Member Lone Jerk

snaky
                           treacherous creep
                        angry mean nasty bad
                        notoriously unfriended 
                                 lone jerk

Out of Woodwork Came Big Jerk

Out of Woodwork Came Big Jerk

God said somewhere out of woodwork,
Would come Trump who is a big jerk;
Had our fill;
Always will;
Loves telling lies while he will lurk.

Jim Horn

The Jerk

I once had a boss with a twitch -
his head wasn't still for a sec
and jerked to the left all the time
(a wonder it stayed on his neck).
The guy was a terrible bore
and wasn't the nicest I've met,
but 'footie' was when he was great -
he'd head all the balls in the net.

* based on a real person (but no idea if he really played football)
written 13th October for Nina's Twitch contest

Sir Hernrey Jerk Off

Sir Henry Jerk Off

balance fo power warning in its utmost desire
cover me Charlie Sheen with his ding a ling
pardon me midnight swing Polar King;
my mind is clear now phone will ring
ten feet tall walk through the mall...

prmote a castaway villager king
Sire Henry nerw his part
a candle light variation through a dream
we look to their sea,

pulsating cock to please enough
dawn rivers threough ther trees
watching H.I.V. donner party T.V.
places we have been

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