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Jerk Poems - Poems about Jerk

Premium Member What a Despicable Jerk
A beastly man and his wife had a spat The savage hit me with a baseball bat What a despicable jerk But my bowl and spigot work Still capable of holding water... splat! ...

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Categories: jerk, anger,
Form: Limerick
The Biggest jerk in the Solar System
During yoga lessons, learnt the 'Surya Namaskara' pose 'Surya' as in Sun and 'Namaskara' as in salutation So I just said hello to the sun? But the sun did not say anything back! Well that's rude Someone tell him that not everything revolves around him! Oh wait... ...

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Categories: jerk, humor,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member work from a jerk
We edit our text and make cuts To avoid the mantra word-klutz What's publishing next Are my lines badly hexed Here on poetry soup to nuts ...

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Categories: jerk, character, cute, humor, poetry,
Form: Limerick
The return of the Big Sky
!51+alabaster Bender Biscuit Jab_rightcross Gut Wrench- Fleeing the hold. ah-ooh ah-ooh chopin reversed big chopin told me there it is! referre contact stay out of the action there the bell the outside ref made the call! we wanna see the other camera angle the Big Kualwhonah looks to be our winna! Aint to many satisfied fans here according to these boo's let go to the ringannoucer for the decision " i wish That Gal from Kentuckey was her" hold my saddle trim my toenails ye...

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Categories: jerk, music,
Form: Ballade
Talk To Your Date
I saw them walking She caught my eye Turned to glance When they walked by She in spandex That oh mi oh my Said hey baby Phat az you is We could start rehersting and make some kids Her buster told me Stepoff trick Told him ole girl Might let him (boop) My (boop) By the way I was talking To your gal You want some of dis Give you summa fat Here...

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Categories: jerk, beautiful, music,
Form: Ballade



Premium Member Bow To Me
A genie's lamp cannot compare, To smoke awoken from my breath, Slithered out in ancient swear, Unshackled life from sudden death. Hear me now in brazen bond, Bow to me, before now still, From truth ye once had to abscond, In fevers, shaken by silent will. From my hands, Whose neurons lick, The lightening to the mind. Pineal guide to beguile, Beneath the feet: the lands. The tides,...

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Categories: jerk, allegory, confusion, crazy, dance,
Form: Rhyme
Ya Jerk
I’m loud, raunchy, fun and games. Just don’t shoosh me up! I drink, joke, laugh and sing. Just don’t shoosh me up! There really isn’t any point. It’s never gonna work! I’ll never shut my mouth up tight. So Get Lost, Ya Jerk!!...

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Categories: jerk, anti bullying, cheer up,
Form: Rhyme
Don'T Be a Jerk
A planned response, came past the clerk, this self-absorbed, fanatic jerk He took the note and with a grin, then tossed it in the garbage bin But missed it by a margin wide, his error was so hard to hide For many near the windowed scene, collected data in between And in a post of letters bold, the story of this jerk was told He...

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Categories: jerk, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Knee-Jerk Reaction
An outpouring of happiness, love surges up from the heart and splashes against the soul; an emotion exclusive to humans. More than a ubiquitous word, love is an overwhelming desire, that burns in your heart and merges with your soul; defying logic and reason. The heart entertains a multitude of inexplicable feelings, beyond all hopes and expectations; love is both ethereal and physical. A heart filled with love...

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Categories: jerk, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Lone Jerk
snaky treacherous creep angry mean nasty...

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Categories: jerk, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Cinquain
Out of Woodwork Came Big Jerk
Out of Woodwork Came Big Jerk God said somewhere out of woodwork, Would come Trump who is a big jerk; Had our fill; Always will; Loves telling lies while he will lurk. Jim Horn...

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Categories: jerk, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
The Jerk
I once had a boss with a twitch - his head wasn't still for a sec and jerked to the left all the time (a wonder it stayed on his neck). The guy was a terrible bore and wasn't the nicest I've met, but 'footie' was when he was great - he'd head all the balls in the net. * based on a...

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Categories: jerk, jobs,
Form: Rhyme
Sir Hernrey Jerk Off
Sir Henry Jerk Off balance fo power warning in its utmost desire cover me Charlie Sheen with his ding a ling pardon me midnight swing Polar King; my mind is clear now phone will ring ten feet tall walk through the mall... prmote a castaway villager king Sire Henry nerw his part a candle light variation through a dream we look to their sea, pulsating...

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Categories: jerk, art, august,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Who Says You Are Too Sensitive
You are afraid you are too sensitive? Let me laugh. First you would have to have feelings, Mr. Always Me Path. Next you would have to care about another human being. You are all about yourself, which is what I am always seeing. Too sensitive? Are you kidding? It's a gag. It's a joke. I have never in my life...

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Categories: jerk, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Pumpoise Obnockshuse Jerk
LOOK LIKE AH REAL PRETTY WOMAN. A MODEL. SOMEONE THAT EVERYONE WANT TO BE WILL. LOVE LIKE A MILLIONAIRE AND GET TREATED LIKE A GOD. WHAT SPEAKS OF LOVE AND LET'S YOU LOVE LIKE YOU WANNA....

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Categories: jerk, adventure, character, endurance,
Form: Classicism

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