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The Jerk

I once had a boss with a twitch - his head wasn't still for a sec and jerked to the left all the time (a wonder it stayed on his neck). The guy was a terrible bore and wasn't the nicest I've met, but 'footie' was when he was great - he'd head all the balls in the net. * based on a real person (but no idea if he really played football) written 13th October for Nina's Twitch contest

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Date: 12/1/2020 11:09:00 AM
Ha ha ... I can picture that fellow, especially on the pitch, Jack :) ~ Regards // paul
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Date: 11/1/2019 3:25:00 PM
A jerk in every sense of the word! Amusing read, congratulations on your placement in the contest, Jack!
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Date: 11/1/2019 8:23:00 AM
I’m on a long train journey up to Scotland, Jack and thank you for this light relief! Congratulations on your great win.
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Date: 10/30/2019 9:35:00 PM
Cute and clever, Jack! Good luck in Nina's contest! Smiles, Gershon
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