Short Jerk Poems
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some say don't give
its the lord will
to reach out no doudt
you must be alert
some what say
question is
ARE YOUR JERK
There was a young woman at work
Who was always pursued by a jerk
She found his sexting
Seriously vexing
So she stabbed him with a dirk.
With booze he plies
her; then lies as
he sighs, "Love you."
With lies he plies
her; but flies when
she sighs, "Love you."
* Couldn't decide which...
I once had a Doc take some stitches
Apparently not without glitches
Because now when I sneeze
I jerk at the knees
And kick people in the britches
We edit our text and make cuts
To avoid the mantra word-klutz
What's publishing next
Are my lines badly hexed
Here on poetry soup to nuts
A beastly man and his wife had a spat
The savage hit me with a baseball bat
What a despicable jerk
But my bowl and spigot work
Still capable of holding water... splat!
The Jerk
Dr. James E. Martin
©May, 2013
Each morning he went to work,
Not purposing to be a jerk.
But some things will be
What they are, you see.
He nearly drove everyone berserk!
Out of Woodwork Came Big Jerk
God said somewhere out of woodwork,
Would come Trump who is a big jerk;
Had our fill;
Always will;
Loves telling lies while he will lurk.
Jim Horn
snaky
treacherous creep
angry mean nasty bad
notoriously unfriended
lone jerk
LOOK LIKE AH
REAL PRETTY WOMAN.
A MODEL.
SOMEONE THAT EVERYONE
WANT TO BE WILL.
LOVE LIKE A MILLIONAIRE
AND GET TREATED LIKE A GOD.
WHAT SPEAKS OF LOVE
AND LET'S YOU LOVE
LIKE YOU WANNA.
Quirk and Jerk
In nature, Trump was found to be quirk;
That to me always proved he was a jerk;
Seemed short-sighted;
Even though knighted;
As President he has even become berserk.
Jim Horn
I’m loud, raunchy, fun and games.
Just don’t shoosh me up!
I drink, joke, laugh and sing.
Just don’t shoosh me up!
There really isn’t any point.
It’s never gonna work!
I’ll never shut my mouth up tight.
So Get Lost, Ya Jerk!!
TrUmP A Jerk with a Perk
Trump as a President went to work,
And he had been a jerk with a perk;
Discovered disease,
From some fleas,
That around his body liked to lurk.
Jim Horn
Wonder if anyone actually laughs at
any of my poems.
During yoga lessons, learnt the 'Surya Namaskara' pose
'Surya' as in Sun and 'Namaskara' as in salutation
So I just said hello to the sun?
But the sun did not say anything back!
Well that's rude
Someone tell him that not everything revolves around him!
Oh wait...
(Limerick)
A rich guy who often sail run out of luck
His brand new beautiful boat got stuck
It can't go anywhere
But who's to care?
This guy is a jerk and he really suck!
Dorian Petrsen Potter
Aka ladydp2000
Copyright@2014
September,28,2014
I once had a boss with a twitch -
his head wasn't still for a sec
and jerked to the left all the time
(a wonder it stayed on his neck).
The guy was a terrible bore
and wasn't the nicest I've met,
but 'footie' was when he was great -
he'd head all the balls in the net.
* based on a real person (but no idea if he really played football)
written 13th October for Nina's Twitch contest
He is such a jerk.
From his fake smile down to his cool shoes.
He is a jerk.
Judging everything and really trying to act like he is kind.
I wonder how many times he puts his shield up so he doesn’t get hurt.
If only he knew that being a jerk will slowly cause the pain to go through his shield
Creating holes in his heart,
But if he could only know first that he has been creating holes in others.
Form:
Some jerk heading to Burning Man
Just hit my truck
In a very lady like tone
I hollered,"What the F--k!"
He offered some lame
Excuse for his lack of skill
I told him to wait until he was out there
To do drugs and pop his pills
Swapped info
California is where he resides
Should have taken all his water
Dehydration, too, can come in tides
I know all the officers
From Pyramid Lake
They let me handle it
Sh-t I don't take
When a poet writes
It's not just words with ink
Not just words on paper
When a poet writes
They spill their hearts
Leaving their souls open
They put it there so boldly
So everyone can see
It isn't always easy
To listen to the critique
But still they have to share
For their feelings run so deep
So please remember always
When someone shares their work
It's coming from their most inner fears
They're opening up a precious place
So please don't be a jerk
Sir Henry Jerk Off
balance fo power warning in its utmost desire
cover me Charlie Sheen with his ding a ling
pardon me midnight swing Polar King;
my mind is clear now phone will ring
ten feet tall walk through the mall...
prmote a castaway villager king
Sire Henry nerw his part
a candle light variation through a dream
we look to their sea,
pulsating cock to please enough
dawn rivers threough ther trees
watching H.I.V. donner party T.V.
places we have been