Best Jerk Poems

An outpouring of happiness,
love surges up from the heart
and splashes against the soul;
an emotion exclusive to humans.

More than a ubiquitous word,
love is an overwhelming desire,
that burns in your heart
and merges with your soul;
defying logic and reason.

The heart entertains a multitude
of inexplicable feelings,
beyond all hopes and...

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Two days without 
The biggest jerk I ever knew
Two days without him
God, what am I gonna do. 

I'm lost inside this house
going crazy out of my mind
I don't know what to do with myself
Exasperated for hours at a time.

I'm not spilling tears
Just awaiting his return
I'm...

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I once had a Doc take some stitches
Apparently not without glitches
Because now when I sneeze
I jerk at the knees
And kick people in the britches...

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The Jerk
Dr. James E. Martin
©May, 2013

Each morning he went to work,
Not purposing to be a jerk.
But some things will be
What they are, you see.
He nearly drove everyone berserk!...

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I am pondering the necessity of speech,
the redundancy of spoken words, each by each,
the answers given as so many times before,
the repetitiveness becomes hard to endure.

"I'm fine, how're you?" Robotic, knee-jerk answers,
meaningless words that eat our language like cancer,
"Of course I love you" and "No...

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Jerk
so rude
offsensive
narcissistic
cad...

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(Limerick) 


A rich guy who often sail run out of luck 
His brand new beautiful boat got stuck 
It can't go anywhere 
But who's to care? 
This guy is a jerk and he really suck! 


Dorian Petrsen Potter 
Aka ladydp2000 
Copyright@2014 


September,28,2014 ...

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I'm glad to be sad,
instead of mad at a cad
who's brain cells won't add...

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Sir Henry Jerk Off

balance fo power warning in its utmost desire
cover me Charlie Sheen with his ding a ling
pardon me midnight swing Polar King;
my mind is clear now phone will ring
ten feet tall walk through the mall...

prmote a castaway villager king
Sire Henry nerw his part
a...

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ONE DAY IN MAY

I didn’t hear the call that day
Instead I chose to fall away
I didn’t care what it had to say
Instead I chose to join the fray

It was a humid day in May that year
When a call came to make it clear
That warning fell...

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Slipped in the shower
Nearly caused the death of me 
Floor was too oily...

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With booze he plies 
her; then lies as 
he sighs, "Love you."  

With lies he plies 
her; but flies when 
she sighs, "Love you."  

  * Couldn't decide which......

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PANDORA AND THE CIRCLE JERK
She made the rounds each night at nine
and he was there all of the time
but he knew trouble was her ploy
so passed her for another toy
then threw them both away.

His life was loose, a lib'ral crime
and he beat off most of...

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He is such a jerk.

From his fake smile down to his cool shoes.

 

He is a jerk.

Judging everything and really trying to act like he is kind.

 

I wonder how many times he puts his shield up so he doesn’t get hurt.

 

If only he...

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When a poet writes
It's not just words with ink
Not just words on paper
When a poet writes
They spill their hearts
Leaving their souls open

They put it there so boldly
So everyone can see
It isn't always easy
To listen to the critique
But still they have to share
For their feelings run...

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