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itsy bitsy teeny weeny itty bitty and mr leany

Itsy-bitsy and itty-bitty were going to the fair.
Teeny-weeny and Mr. Leany said “we’ll meet you there.”
Had a strong drink that none of them could handle.
We had to lead them home by horse, carriage and candle.

Itty Bitty Diddy

Created a little ditty about hypocrites and 
double standards, racists with drawing boards. 
Media dinners with dubious 
double meaning placards.
The Spade of hearts. 
The Jack of Swords.
An adversity of diversity, 
assorted stuff for their hating, 
tarot cards, 
racial fits in the music awards, 
and a grammy for 
"sex in the city."
Man who is that dude

Eddy's Itty Bitty Kitty

Eddy lives in the gullibility and cohesibility of a gritty city
Between assimilability civility reality and triviality 

Here Eddy’s senility is merely an eligible technicality    
A wink of eccentricity fragility debility futility impossibility risibility

Still under that mighty illusion of invincibility virility and viability
Invisibility’s equivalent to gentility favouring stability and incredulity   

Eyes

Itty Bitty Song

ITTY BITTY SONG

Snip snip red hair
A pretty pretty long
Snip snip auburn light
While I sing this
Itty bitty song

Reveals a pale moon
So round o round
It reflects the pool
O round howdy hum
I hardly hear a sound

Thistles and cordial bristles
Grow out and downward
Flow in red sea waves
With an itch and a scratch
From side to sideward

Kim Rodrigues ©2017

Itty Bitty Stink Bug

Itty bitty stink bug
Laying upon the rug
Itty bitty stink bug
No one to give a hug

Itty bity stink bug
I hate to be a thug.
Itty bitty stink bug
Flushed without a shrug

Itty Bitty Spring

snowy daffodils 
bend under the chill blanket
sunrise uncovers
The radiators still ping
April is disguised as March

Itty Bitty, Achy-Breaky Heart

time spent together
great love for me
itty bitty to him
he now dates only married women

my heart sealed in a jar
best friend asked if this was a drain
no drain, my dear
it’s a sewer


*Written April 15, 2014

The Itty Bitty Committee

The itty bitty committee

meets at intervals unknown
to mediate its cause
convinced the case is airtight
for they can see no flaws

The gavel at their table
sounds a tone of doubt and dread
for this committee meeting
takes place inside my head.


4/14/14

Heart Shattered - Itty Bitty

Heart Shattered- Itty Bitty

As the sunset beyond a hill
Heart is shattered, nothing I feel
What is broken, can time mend
Where to start, how do I begin
And if night is darkest before dawn
Can it be true joy comes in the morn
Bluebirds will hum, and flowers will bloom
Again I’ll find love, don't have to be soon.

Itty Bitty Eyes

When moistened eyes of stone turn gray
two marbles float as mirrors blur,
like brittle glass, dreams gone astray
when moistened eyes of stone turns gray.
Through mist awash with night’s delay
she breaks into a deep surrender.
When moistened eyes of stone turn gray.
two marbles float as mirrors blur.



Third and Final Itty Bitty Contest
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich

Echoes of Errors --Itty Bitty

Our heroes past ate on the platter of pain,
in their gravesite we pick grapes of gain.
These living dead have nothing to offer,
they plough and plant...for posterity to suffer.
We are a generation aborted after birth;
alive yet dead in the domain of dearth...
These political parrots speak of change;
but the echoes of their errors sound strange!

Itty Bitty Easter Sonnet

With plastic chicks and eggs upon it,
She looked a beauty in her bonnet,
And so I wrote an Easter sonnet.

For Andrea’s Itty Bitty contest

Itty Bitty

A pretty girl named Mary Crary
And her sweetheart wanted to marry.
Her daddy said take her
But do not forsake her
When you find that Mary's contrary.

Metamorphosis - Itty Bitty Version

Caterpillar crawling – 
Fat and fuzzy.
Footstep falling – 
Flat and scuzzy.


for Andrea's Itty Bitty Contest

The Blind Date Itty Bitty

She dressed and make up for a party,
A handsome guy is about to meet.
Can't hide the excitement and thrill.
She will no longer stay virgin.
After living "no boyfriend since birth."
The heaven answered all her prayers.
When shake his hand to make impressed.
She smile 'til ears, then false teeth slipped!

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