Itsy Bitsy Poems - Poems about Itsy Bitsy

... ***Humpty Dumpty*** When I heard Humpty-Dumpty fell, the next day I was on the move. I went and pled with Sherlock Holmes: “That he was murdered, you can prove!” He nabbed three......Read the rest...

...An itsy bitsy spider Is waiting for the rain To drip its final droplets down So she can weave her web again. Next time she'll choose a better spot Than that worn-out water spout. It was damp an......Read the rest...

...alternately titles: I got noose for you, Yours truly doth garrotte tee another itsy bitsy, betsy wetsy easy breezy read. oft times ('specially these latter unsainted days and nights) in wh......Read the rest...

...FICTIONAL BIO: The missus asked me (hitherto known as her bozo) just mere moments ago to craft humorous poem to glow nsync with the shiny nose of Rudolph keeping syncopated metrical flow thu......Read the rest...

...I'm bested by my grandson, who's not an engineer because he outbuilds me in Lego construction, I fear. My contention overwhelms me with dread and woe, because Lego toys are addictive, as I'm sure ......Read the rest...

...Shame and guilt sabotaged mine healthy growth... and let yours truly not forget emasculation that prickly emotional immobilization whereby these lovely bones subject courtesy senescence upon......Read the rest...

...I responded to a dare down at the county zoo I was with my mates so what was I to do It was only meant to be an Itsy Bitsy joke That mighty ape seemed half asleep… so I gave him a poke What hap......Read the rest...

...The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout. The loss, it had happened quite slowly at first; suddenly she had to be constantly nursed. He held her tremulous hand; blank eyes stared o......Read the rest...

...Spouse cannot forget mine suppressed flatulence upon our first date While yours truly sat here at the desk housing MacBook Pro, pondering his next idée fixe apropos for gamut of anonymous read......Read the rest...

...I do not sing any of the new songs. But I can sing Let the Little Girl Dance. Teen angel, I’m sorry, It’s now or never, everybody’s somebody’s fool. Alley-oop, itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka......Read the rest...

...>••••••••••< The older wiser spider, now faster than the storm, found his way inside and at last was dry and warm but he strolled to his demise when he passed ......Read the rest...

...Here at Mother Goose’s party Jack and Jill have just arrived. Small Bo Peep and Jack be Nimble Came to greet them and high-fived While Miss Muffet, busy eating, Found a spider in her whey. Ev......Read the rest...

...Can I just, Take a look, At the back Of the linen I sew And the pockets i made Nd the memories new With some frnds nd some lies Nd some things that i knew Intended things that i did... ......Read the rest...

...I still feel under the weather today April 2nd, 2023 Unseen enemy invades my body with platoon of green berets air rating, and enfilading immune system viz Hib bully knock and sock kin me c......Read the rest...

...Itsy Bitsy the tiny pixy always wore a frown for the other pixys treated him like a clown The other pixy boys did not want Itsy Bitsy around Itsy Bitsy flew too slow with small wings that were rou......Read the rest...