Itsy Bitsy Spider

Did I mention that I hate spiders They creep me, I mean, my wife completely out I never see them coming So what's that all about They're sneaky little creatures That always make me, her, scream They'll never make a very good pet No matter how harmless they seem I always, she always, shakes and shivers At the very sight of them She's, I mean, I'm the executioner Always ready to condemn Ok, so I'm scared of spiders But I'm not ashamed in the least For my wife will be my hero As she stomps this creepy beast