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Premium Member Vermilion, Maybe
A parrot, a toucan, a horse’s head, and a girl in red shoes follow a manikin walking like an Egyptian into the room where I used to dream. None of them speak. They just rearrange the brushes on the table and wait for me to notice what I left undone. The Virgin of Guadalupe smiles at their shenanigans— a parrot on her shoulder now, the manikin offering a rainbow shoelace, like a...

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Categories: irreverent, fantasy, humor, mystery, surreal,
Form: Free verse
My Irreverent Heart
My heart is like the Willow that Bends but never brakes it's size when summer jilts her, it sings When April wakes. So who you come a smiling with summer in your eyes, think not your beguiling should take me by surprise. My heart's prepared for aching the moment you take wing, but not my friend...

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Categories: irreverent, allegory,
Form: Rhyme



Espousing Irreverent Greed
Espousing irreverent greed Crafted one year ago today yours truly – hopefully self plagiarism okay worse case scenario, I would meet ill fate re: kenway named after Assassin Creed Black Flag's protagonist. "Yo, I totally Kenwayed that guy." by Bilbusbagginzies Passive stance, but aye agreed and did promise to pledge troth faster than greased lightning airspeed once the missus temporarily ceased menarche regarding monthly...

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Categories: irreverent, abuse, adventure, age, anger,
Form: Rhyme
Espousing Irreverent Greed
Espousing irreverent greed Passive stance, but aye agreed and did promise to pledge troth faster than greased lightning airspeed once the missus temporarily ceased menarche regarding monthly bleed became in family way with child thee eldest, whom one day may breed, when permanently settled or opting out begetting offspring, alluded daughter much more mature, cuz parent trap truly ensnared me, and I nearly capsized manning figurative prairie schooner, I...

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Categories: irreverent, adventure, age, animal, beautiful,
Form: Rhyme
Everybody Knows That Nobody Knows
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT NOBODY KNOWS The Paleolithic Era was a long time ago. It consisted of a few years in a row. That's pretty standard as eras go. I don't know what happened, but there's one thing I know. They didn't have any damned yards to mow. But nobody really knows. Ancient Times likely invented rhymes. And who knows, there might...

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Categories: irreverent, fun, history, humor, parody,
Form: Rhyme



Seeking Relevance In a Irreverent World
Is it all about ennui keeping boredom at bay or is it recognition to make me feel o.k....

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Categories: irreverent, life,
Form: Free verse
Hiss Spouse Sing Irreverent Greed
Aye agreed and did promise to pledge troth faster than greased lightning airspeed once the missus temporarily ceased menarche regarding monthly bleed became in family way with child thee eldest, whom one day may breed opting out begetting offspring later versus schooner, I must concede first born proactive with beau raising one or more progeny sprouting like loco crazyweed hypothetical kin unschooled, viz no particular race, religion, creed... cuz unlike...

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Categories: irreverent, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Irreverent Hotheaded Grinch
(Any resemblance between said title, as told tummy by ya finch, and commander in chief,... not accidental, nor a cinch buttock hum posed on behalf of these bottom ming out fifty states, plus Puerto Rico inch ching, donning, and clamoring desperately for fluffin snuff pinch) hitter to aright "FAKE" government even a cameo by David Lynch, would pilot ship of state with nary a flinch bucking creative...

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Categories: irreverent, age, allegory, allusion, america,
Form: Free verse
Irreverent
The show must go on. Under a sable cloud. I am on the vast stage to perform. Tall cacti and harsh dunes will not find a sweet acacia. When I am hungry I would like to write something very personal on a yellow paper. The potter’s wheel will not move today. The potter had turned into clay. Satish Verma...

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Categories: irreverent, art,
Form: ABC
Irreverent Ritual
Blink awake, get up, Brew reviving cup, Breathe each fuelling sup, Then to the cleansing waters go, Inhale the essence slow, Awash with ebb and flow, Purified head to toe, Mystery of water empower At this early hour The mind comes to in the shower, Blink awake, get up, Brew reviving cup, Breathe each fuelling sup, Caffeine shot number two, Day ahead, so much to do, A wish for time...

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Categories: irreverent, funny, life, love,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Irreverent Football Fan
A well known bible school teacher Went to the game with the preacher She shouted obscenities And made no amenities He had her banned from the bleachers !!...

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Categories: irreverent, sports
Form: Limerick
Irreverent Extras
It's the irreverent soda stain which irks me today swelling the wood milky white in a ring and satisfying that place in my brain's back pocket which daily refuses to be satisfied. Lipstick on the coffee cup at Waffle House - it isn't mine. Daily "free" newspapers wrapped in orange plastic skin which contain the little bits of chewed life of people...

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Categories: irreverent, introspection, life, parody, time,
Form: Blank verse

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