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Funny Iambic Pentameter Poems

These Funny Iambic Pentameter poems are examples of Iambic Pentameter poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Iambic Pentameter Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Unbefitting
I was drawn to you, from the first instant
something about you aroused my senses
a message unspoken, and insistent
that could somehow bypass my defenses.

I couldn’t show...

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Categories: boyfriend, emotions, feelings, poetry,



Hope Cycle
7/25/21. Hope Cycle

Grief, like Love, is a seasonal thing.
It comes and seems to last forever,
Driving its tentacles deeper
Than it seems possible to penetrate;
Forcing the oozing...

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Categories: 11th grade, 12th grade,

Premium Member The Value of a Ventriloquist
How valued a ventriloquist would be
to hide behind and say my inner thoughts.
I’d smile and play the stupid wood dummy
and say all kinds of truth...

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Categories: desire, fantasy, humorous,

Premium Member Famous Last Line
I hate it that you don't like what I write
You'd think at least one time I'd get it right
I get first place with others, never...

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Categories: community, conflict, funny,

Premium Member The Banker's Yacht
I went fishing last week with a banker
On an impressive one hundred foot yacht
But when I joked and called it a tanker
I fathomed my real...

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Categories: fishing, funny, sea,



Misconceptions
Alone, she sat quite still,
her gaze full fixed ahead.
Enrapt by visions fed,
scarce breathing e’er she will
disturb perceptions’ fill; quiescent as tho’ dead.

Into the room he...

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Categories: feelings, funny love, passion,

Clay Story
Strange how Life can be more than a story
Plots and characters bring a pleasant thrill
With laughter and tears, some sad and funny
Tragedies and heartaches may...

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Categories: beautiful,

Peanuts Charlie Brown's Snoopy
My favourite comics is the Peanuts strip
Featuring 'good grief' good old Charlie Brown
Reading it takes me on a pleasant trip
Especially when Snoopy is around

Charlie Brown's...

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Categories: animal, bird, dance, dog,

Premium Member Heroic Pests
Batman had some guests who outdid their stay
By making a muddle with their foul play

Robin was first, yet his diet of late
Were larva and worms...

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Categories: funny, hero,

Premium Member God Help Ye Weary Gentleman, Let Nothing You Dismay
A Partridge perched upon a tree
entices him to throw something!
When songbirds sing and flap their wings  
two turtle doves, cause headache pain.
Those mocking words,...

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Categories: funny, holiday, humorous, husband,

Premium Member My Uncle Gladys
Have you heard about my renowned uncle, Gladys
Who by sexual makeup had an Aunt’s status.

Well, he or she, you can use whatever you want;
Like I...

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Categories: family, funny,

Judgement
Judgement is a funny thing we all do.
It's been fashionable for centuries,
Yet still we scorn those we deem judgmental.
The great Shakespeare practiced in the humours
To...

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Categories: anger, angst, innocence, judgement,

Premium Member A Boxcar Named Desire
No, we weren't a couple one expected. 
"What could she be thinking", one reflected. 
Yet we held an undefined attraction; 
Some subconscious neuron interaction. 

After...

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Categories: allusion, confusion, dedication, emotions,

Premium Member The Joy of Spam
One day, a convict got away, and went out on the lam.
And on the sly, he did buy, his very own kitchen cam.
Wanting to glow,...

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Categories: food, funny,

Premium Member High Steaks
Farmer Dan, was a gambling man, who loved to play at some cards;
So to beat the band, he tried his hand, at the other farm...

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Categories: animal, funny, games,