Funny Iambic Pentameter Poems
These Funny Iambic Pentameter poems are examples of Iambic Pentameter poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Iambic Pentameter Funny poems written by international poets.
The Value of a Ventriloquist
desire, fantasy, humorous,
How valued a ventriloquist would be
to hide behind and say my inner thoughts.
I’d smile and play the stupid wood dummy
and say all kinds of truth...
Famous Last Line
community, conflict, funny,
I hate it that you don't like what I write
You'd think at least one time I'd get it right
I get first place with others, never...
The Banker's Yacht
fishing, funny, sea,
I went fishing last week with a banker
On an impressive one hundred foot yacht
But when I joked and called it a tanker
I fathomed my real...
feelings, funny love, passion,
Alone, she sat quite still,
her gaze full fixed ahead.
Enrapt by visions fed,
scarce breathing e’er she will
disturb perceptions’ fill; quiescent as tho’ dead.
Into the room he...
Strange how Life can be more than a story
Plots and characters bring a pleasant thrill
With laughter and tears, some sad and funny
Tragedies and heartaches may...
Peanuts Charlie Brown's SNOOPY
animal, bird, dance, dog,
My favourite comics is the Peanuts strip
Featuring 'good grief' good old Charlie Brown
Reading it takes me on a pleasant trip
Especially when Snoopy is around
Batman had some guests who outdid their stay
By making a muddle with their foul play
Robin was first, yet his diet of late
Were larva and worms...
God Help Ye Weary Gentleman, Let Nothing You Dismay
funny, holiday, humorous, husband,
A Partridge perched upon a tree
entices him to throw something!
When songbirds sing and flap their wings
two turtle doves, cause headache pain.
Those mocking words,...
My Uncle Gladys
Have you heard about my renowned uncle, Gladys
Who by sexual makeup had an Aunt’s status.
Well, he or she, you can use whatever you want;
anger, angst, innocence, judgement,
Judgement is a funny thing we all do.
It's been fashionable for centuries,
Yet still we scorn those we deem judgmental.
The great Shakespeare practiced in the humours
A Boxcar Named Desire
allusion, confusion, dedication, emotions,
No, we weren't a couple one expected.
"What could she be thinking", one reflected.
Yet we held an undefined attraction;
Some subconscious neuron interaction.
The Joy of Spam
One day, a convict got away, and went out on the lam.
And on the sly, he did buy, his very own kitchen cam.
Wanting to glow,...
animal, funny, games,
Farmer Dan, was a gambling man, who loved to play at some cards;
So to beat the band, he tried his hand, at the other farm...
Dapper Drac had a panic attack, and topping off the dread
His trendy boots clashed with his suit, plus his white shirt was stained red
I Just Can't Stand Poetry
kids, funny, teacher,
I just can't stand poetry!
It badly boggles my brain!
I'm supposed to learn to rhyme!
But uck! You think I'm not sane?
I just can't stand poetry!
Harvesting The Cash Crops
fear, metaphor, political,
For years and years and a few more years, it now seems clearer to me,
That we’ve lived well, in the nutshell of our small town...
Tax Decoder Ring
political, visionary, power,
As we bring in spring the thing I mainly dread,
Is preparing overbearing taxes for the Feds.
If I had the power to empower anything,
I’d shower that...
Electricity Car-show me the funny part two
humorous, car, green, cousin,
I bought a used electric car, and not coz I’ve gone green
For there were better reasons for obtaining that machine.
I figured weekday mornings I could...
family, funny, dad, me,
September I gazed outside with unease
When I heard it will fall in the sixties.
Then dad said we’ll soon be losing degrees;
To me these things sounded...
The Double Wide
The eucalyptus sting that burns my nose
And eyes is not enough to mask the tide,
Of eloquent free speech and purple prose,
Delivered from armchairs set side...