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Funny Iambic Pentameter Poems

These Funny Iambic Pentameter poems are examples of Iambic Pentameter poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Iambic Pentameter Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member My Thoughts on Gratitude
I’m deeply grateful for the love of God;
for family and friends and my good health;
for nature, poetry, my home and church;
for what, to me, is...

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Categories: appreciation, thanks,

Premium Member The Value of a Ventriloquist
How valued a ventriloquist would be
to hide behind and say my inner thoughts.
I’d smile and play the stupid wood dummy
and say all kinds of truth...

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Categories: desire, fantasy, humorous,

Premium Member Famous Last Line
I hate it that you don't like what I write
You'd think at least one time I'd get it right
I get first place with others, never...

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Categories: community, conflict, funny,

The Banker's Yacht
I went fishing last week with a banker
On an impressive one hundred foot yacht
But when I joked and called it a tanker
I fathomed my real...

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Categories: fishing, funny, sea,

Alone, she sat quite still,
her gaze full fixed ahead.
Enrapt by visions fed,
scarce breathing e’er she will
disturb perceptions’ fill; quiescent as tho’ dead.

Into the room he...

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Categories: feelings, funny love, passion,

Clay Story
Strange how Life can be more than a story
Plots and characters bring a pleasant thrill
With laughter and tears, some sad and funny
Tragedies and heartaches may...

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Categories: beautiful,

Peanuts Charlie Brown's SNOOPY

My favourite comics is the Peanuts strip
Featuring 'good grief' good old Charlie Brown
Reading it takes me on a pleasant trip
Especially when Snoopy is around

Charlie Brown's...

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Categories: animal, bird, dance, dog,

Heroic Pests
Batman had some guests who outdid their stay
By making a muddle with their foul play

Robin was first, yet his diet of late
Were larva and worms...

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Categories: funny, hero,

Premium Member God Help Ye Weary Gentleman, Let Nothing You Dismay

A Partridge perched upon a tree
entices him to throw something!
When songbirds sing and flap their wings  
two turtle doves, cause headache pain.
Those mocking words,...

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Categories: funny, holiday, humorous, husband,

My Uncle Gladys
Have you heard about my renowned uncle, Gladys
Who by sexual makeup had an Aunt’s status.

Well, he or she, you can use whatever you want;
Like I...

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Categories: family, funny,

Judgement is a funny thing we all do.
It's been fashionable for centuries,
Yet still we scorn those we deem judgmental.
The great Shakespeare practiced in the humours

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Categories: anger, angst, innocence, judgement,

Premium Member A Boxcar Named Desire

No, we weren't a couple one expected. 
"What could she be thinking", one reflected. 
Yet we held an undefined attraction; 
Some subconscious neuron interaction. 


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Categories: allusion, confusion, dedication, emotions,

The Joy of Spam
One day, a convict got away, and went out on the lam.
And on the sly, he did buy, his very own kitchen cam.
Wanting to glow,...

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Categories: food, funny,

High Steaks
Farmer Dan, was a gambling man, who loved to play at some cards;
So to beat the band, he tried his hand, at the other farm...

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Categories: animal, funny, games,

Dapper Drac
Dapper Drac had a panic attack, and topping off the dread
His trendy boots clashed with his suit, plus his white shirt was stained red

Sure his...

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Categories: funny, horror,