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I Just Can'T Stand Poetry

I just can't stand poetry!
It badly boggles my brain!
I'm supposed to learn to rhyme!
But uck! You think I'm not sane?

I just can't stand poetry!
With its assonance and stuff!
"These three fleas fly in the breeze,"
I have really had enough!

I just can't stand poetry!
With metaphors I am through!
I'm becoming quite outraged!
A beast I'm turning into!

I just can't stand poetry!
Using similes? The worst!
I think we both can agree,
it's like being in jail! But worse!

I just can't stand poetry!
Personification's dumb!
I think my head will explode!
BOOM! Oww... that wasn't so fun!

I just can't stand poetry!
But I HAVE TO preach it... Grr!
I wish I had not applied
To be an English teacher!

Copyright © Jacob Cra | Year Posted 2013

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Alkas Poetry Date: 5/31/2019 8:07:00 AM DEAR POET, REALLY "NOTABLE" IS YOUR AVERSION FOR POETRY, ... IF IT WAS TRUE WOULD NOT WRITE IT ,,,! salute alkas Login to Reply

Bobby May Date: 2/8/2019 6:32:00 PM This is awesome even though you can't stand it keep written it, you are very good at it my friend! Login to Reply

James Tate Date: 7/21/2015 4:55:00 PM Interest approach in a negative sense. Wish I'd thought of it first. Login to Reply

Barbara Gorelick Date: 10/5/2013 12:42:00 AM Glad I found you..your funny, and darn good. BG Login to Reply

David Fisher Date: 4/25/2013 8:27:00 PM That's funny. I could see kids singing that, especially on a nice day. Login to Reply