I Just Can't Stand Poetry

I just can't stand poetry! It badly boggles my brain! I'm supposed to learn to rhyme! But uck! You think I'm not sane? I just can't stand poetry! With its assonance and stuff! "These three fleas fly in the breeze," I have really had enough! I just can't stand poetry! With metaphors I am through! I'm becoming quite outraged! A beast I'm turning into! I just can't stand poetry! Using similes? The worst! I think we both can agree, it's like being in jail! But worse! I just can't stand poetry! Personification's dumb! I think my head will explode! BOOM! Oww... that wasn't so fun! I just can't stand poetry! But I HAVE TO preach it... Grr! I wish I had not applied To be an English teacher!