Hypochondriac Poems - Poems about Hypochondriac

I went and sneezed this morning, I never sneeze that way Is this the end?’ I ask myself ‘is this my final day?’ Oh they will shrug their shoulders and surely give a sigh But it’s not their life at stake, for me the end is nigh!! Should I call the ambulance or just the doc instead? Or sip lemon...

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Old Annie has been lying for years I think it has earned her a degree She’s so expert at crocodile tears which will gain her attention you see ... then her sham illness just disappears! She’ll google a topical disease to convince medics that she’s got it Keyhole surgery on both her knees faking symptoms, she's not one to quit - it’s Covid with...

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He sleeps and dreams exercise; packs his refrigerator with fruits and vegetables. A "clean eater," you see. ...

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i caught a glimpse of sunset filled with feelings fueled by anxiety and depression thinking that this actually at this time everyday my horizon will repeat itself thus upsetting me knowing i'll lose her everynight again and again adinfinitum...

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i know he just wiped his nose while he coughed and then put away that shopping cart so let me pick another while i pick my nose and wonder is that other person watching me because i'm also paranoid...

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allergic to bees my greek honey Spanishly stung me now i know the meaning of hives...

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thinking i somehow came down with parkingson's but then realizing i was shaking from alcohol with drawl...

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I once worked with a youth who had gingivitis Twenty years younger yet she already had arthritis Pretty enough in spite of her dermatitis She so craved attention we all thought caused by meningitis Winters seemed worse with time off due to bronchitis Bouts in hospital for appendicitis and diverticulitis Regularly like clockwork she came down with severe vacationitis After each self-prescribed...

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Swathed in bandages from head to toe That cut on my finger could go septic you know I’m not really touting for any attention It’s a guard against certain, imminent infection Prevention is better than cure, I’ve always said Remember what happened to poor old Uncle Fred He went into hospital after a coughing bout Popped...

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Please help me doctor I feel I can't breathe my throats closing up and it's making me wheeze i'm sure it is asthma or cancer or worse please give me something else I'll leave in a hearse You poor little thing it is all in your head i've told you before take these tablets instead it will rob you of all that makes you yourself but will stop all...

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“You’re such a hypochondriac,” They say with a smirk As they roll their eyes I try to come up with lies… But they just don’t see The hypochondriac isn’t me But that 12 year old child Who nearly went wild To see Mom lying in bed Blood gushing from her head Yet Mom smiled through her tears, “I’m fine…don’t worry, my dear.” It’s that little girl...

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My face is covered In splotches My hair is dull and brown My stomach bulges And my butt is fat My back- it aches My head- it throbs I stubbed my toe Again He looked at me She pulled my hair And at my clothes The always stare My side- it pains My finger’s jammed And in the door My hand was slammed There’s a moth I scream with fright I run...

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I"m getting rather faint again I don"t feel well at all. My back has gone,my legs both ache must sit in case i fall Scurvy,swine flu,measles mumps. I must have had the lot I even broke out in a sweat whilst i was in my cot The doctor calls,he doesnt care, Just looks at me and smiles. I grimace back in pain,not joy. I"ve just sat...

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Hello Goodbye Morning Sickness Cigarette? Cancer Drugs Salvation Fluffy little bunnies Myxomatosis Yoghurt Bacteria Sunshine Melanoma Toilet Armageddon Death Everywhere Drugs Salvation Healthy Obsession Hypochondriac Moi?...

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Hey, bud, I see you've got this weird type of paranoia, fearfully believing that all the germs are scheming to kill ya, that's why you don't trust bottled water, not even tequila; and you rely so much ...

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