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Hypochondriac Poems - Poems about Hypochondriac
Hypochondriac Poems - Examples of all types of poems about hypochondriac to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
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The Hypochondriac
I went and sneezed this morning, I never sneeze that way Is this the end?’ I ask myself ‘is this my final day?’ Oh they will shrug their shoulders and surely give a sigh But it’s not their...
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Ronald D Thompson
Categories:
hypochondriac,
funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Hypochondriac
Old Annie has been lying for years I think it has earned her a degree She’s so expert at crocodile tears which will gain her attention you see ... then her sham illness just disappears! She’ll google a topical disease to...
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©
Jan Allison
Categories:
hypochondriac,
health,
Form:
Quintain (Sicilian)
Hypochondriac
He sleeps and dreams exercise; packs his refrigerator with fruits and vegetables. ...
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Edward Ibeh
Categories:
hypochondriac,
anxiety, encouraging, humor, perspective,
Form:
Dodoitsu
Hypochondriac 4
i caught a glimpse of sunset filled with feelings fueled by anxiety and depression thinking that this actually at this time everyday my horizon will repeat itself thus upsetting me knowing i'll lose her everynight again and again adinfinitum...
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Jeff Connelly
Categories:
hypochondriac,
muse,
Form:
I do not know?
Hypochondriac 3
i know he just wiped his nose while he coughed and then put away that shopping cart so let me pick another while i pick my nose and wonder is that other person watching me because i'm also paranoid...
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Jeff Connelly
Categories:
hypochondriac,
muse,
Form:
I do not know?
Hypochondriac 2
allergic to bees my greek honey Spanishly stung me now i know the meaning of hives...
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Jeff Connelly
Categories:
hypochondriac,
muse,
Form:
I do not know?
Hypochondriac
thinking i somehow came down with parkingson's but then realizing i was shaking from alcohol with drawl...
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Jeff Connelly
Categories:
hypochondriac,
muse,
Form:
I do not know?
Ms Black the Hypochondriac
I once worked with a youth who had gingivitis Twenty years younger yet she already had arthritis Pretty enough in spite of her dermatitis She so craved attention we all thought caused by meningitis Winters seemed worse with time...
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Line Gauthier
Categories:
hypochondriac,
abuse, imagination, psychological, sick,
Form:
Monorhyme
The Hypochondriac
Swathed in bandages from head to toe That cut on my finger could go septic you know I’m not really touting for any attention It’s a guard against certain, imminent infection Prevention is better than cure,...
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©
Philip Royle
Categories:
hypochondriac,
fantasy, humor, people,
Form:
Rhyme
Confessions of a Hypochondriac
Please help me doctor I feel I can't breathe my throats closing up and it's making me wheeze i'm sure it is asthma or cancer or worse please give me something else I'll leave in a hearse You poor little thing it is all...
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Debbie Cook
Categories:
hypochondriac,
anxiety,
Form:
Verse
The Hypochondriac
“You’re such a hypochondriac,” They say with a smirk As they roll their eyes I try to come up with lies… But they just don’t see The hypochondriac isn’t me But that 12 year old child Who nearly went wild To see Mom...
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Eileen Manassian
Categories:
hypochondriac,
fear, mom, mom,
Form:
Couplet
Hypochondriac
My face is covered In splotches My hair is dull and brown My stomach bulges And my butt is fat My back- it aches My head- it throbs I stubbed my toe Again He looked at me She pulled my hair And at my clothes...
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©
Brittany H
Categories:
hypochondriac,
life
Form:
Free verse
The Hypochondriac
I"m getting rather faint again I don"t feel well at all. My back has gone,my legs both ache must sit in case i fall Scurvy,swine flu,measles mumps. I must have had the lot I even broke out in a sweat whilst i...
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©
Christopher Hunt
Categories:
hypochondriac,
funny
Form:
I do not know?
Word Association With a Hypochondriac
Hello Goodbye Morning Sickness Cigarette? Cancer Drugs Salvation Fluffy little bunnies Myxomatosis Yoghurt Bacteria Sunshine Melanoma Toilet Armageddon Death Everywhere Drugs Salvation Healthy Obsession Hypochondriac Moi?...
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Kevin Mcallion
Categories:
hypochondriac,
confusion, health, life
Form:
Imagism
The Hypochondriac
Hey, bud, I see you've got this weird type of paranoia, fearfully believing that all the germs are scheming to kill ya, that's why...
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Romeo Naces
Categories:
hypochondriac,
funny, people, places,
Form:
Terza Rima
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