Hypochondriac Poems - Poems about Hypochondriac

I went and sneezed this morning, I never sneeze that way Is this the end?’ I ask myself ‘is this my final day?’ Oh they will shrug their shoulders and surely give a sigh But it’s not their...Read the rest...

Old Annie has been lying for years I think it has earned her a degree She’s so expert at crocodile tears which will gain her attention you see ... then her sham illness just disappears! She’ll google a topical disease to...Read the rest...

He sleeps and dreams exercise; packs his refrigerator with fruits and vegetables. ...Read the rest...

i caught a glimpse of sunset filled with feelings fueled by anxiety and depression thinking that this actually at this time everyday my horizon will repeat itself thus upsetting me knowing i'll lose her everynight again and again adinfinitum...Read the rest...

i know he just wiped his nose while he coughed and then put away that shopping cart so let me pick another while i pick my nose and wonder is that other person watching me because i'm also paranoid...Read the rest...

allergic to bees my greek honey Spanishly stung me now i know the meaning of hives...Read the rest...

thinking i somehow came down with parkingson's but then realizing i was shaking from alcohol with drawl...Read the rest...

I once worked with a youth who had gingivitis Twenty years younger yet she already had arthritis Pretty enough in spite of her dermatitis She so craved attention we all thought caused by meningitis Winters seemed worse with time...Read the rest...

Swathed in bandages from head to toe That cut on my finger could go septic you know I’m not really touting for any attention It’s a guard against certain, imminent infection Prevention is better than cure,...Read the rest...

Please help me doctor I feel I can't breathe my throats closing up and it's making me wheeze i'm sure it is asthma or cancer or worse please give me something else I'll leave in a hearse You poor little thing it is all...Read the rest...

“You’re such a hypochondriac,” They say with a smirk As they roll their eyes I try to come up with lies… But they just don’t see The hypochondriac isn’t me But that 12 year old child Who nearly went wild To see Mom...Read the rest...

My face is covered In splotches My hair is dull and brown My stomach bulges And my butt is fat My back- it aches My head- it throbs I stubbed my toe Again He looked at me She pulled my hair And at my clothes...Read the rest...

I"m getting rather faint again I don"t feel well at all. My back has gone,my legs both ache must sit in case i fall Scurvy,swine flu,measles mumps. I must have had the lot I even broke out in a sweat whilst i...Read the rest...

Hello Goodbye Morning Sickness Cigarette? Cancer Drugs Salvation Fluffy little bunnies Myxomatosis Yoghurt Bacteria Sunshine Melanoma Toilet Armageddon Death Everywhere Drugs Salvation Healthy Obsession Hypochondriac Moi?...Read the rest...

Hey, bud, I see you've got this weird type of paranoia, fearfully believing that all the germs are scheming to kill ya, that's why...Read the rest...