The Hypochondriac

I"m getting rather faint again
I don"t feel well at all.
My back has gone,my legs both ache
must sit in case i fall

Scurvy,swine flu,measles mumps.
I must have had the lot
I even broke out in a sweat
whilst i was in my cot

The doctor calls,he doesnt care,
Just looks at me and smiles.
I grimace back in pain,not joy.
I"ve just sat on my piles

The end is nigh,and thats a fact.
Of this i can be sure.
My epitaph will surely read..
They couldn"t find the cure
Copyright © | Year Posted 2009

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Guzzi Avatar
January 25, 2011 at 6:17 AM
So true it's hard to find the cure to life, unless perhaps it's death? Hope you feel better and welcome to the soup! Light & Love
Segal Avatar
November 29, 2009 at 6:35 AM
Very funny!! enjoyed by Simone
Golden Avatar
November 24, 2009 at 11:42 PM
Another clever, witty write, Christopher! All I can think after reading your two poems, is: Please, Sir, can I have some more?? Hugs, Donna
Guzzi Avatar
November 12, 2009 at 4:15 PM
LOL and why not we're but a feeast of beasties aye? Light & Love try my Swine Flu Ca Choo! Welcome to the Soup!
Shahwan Avatar
October 12, 2009 at 4:51 PM
Beautifully poise.
Guzzi Avatar
October 12, 2009 at 4:43 AM
LOL well............try reading my..Coo coo ca choo....but don't get sick! Light & Love
Hunt Avatar
October 12, 2009 at 4:27 AM
thanks all for the comments Its not real pain or suffering Donna,im glad to say:) Chris
Brown Avatar
October 12, 2009 at 3:14 AM
I would like to welcome you to PoetrySoup Christopher. I also wish you the best in your writing endeavors. If you have questions please feel free to ask anyone here. We are all willing to help and if we don't know the answer we will find someone who does. Love, Carol
Golden Avatar
October 11, 2009 at 10:55 PM
This is humorous....that is...if it's really a hypochondriac that you feature here. If this is real pain and suffering, how sad for the person who isn't taken seriously. Great write, either way! Hugs, Donna
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October 11, 2009 at 8:07 PM
I know some people like this..Very funny..I enjoyed reading it tonight...Marty
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October 11, 2009 at 8:03 PM
Christopher, This poem makes me sick! Thanks for a chuckle when it was sorely needed. Great write, great fun. Always, Will
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