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Best Hypochondriac Poems

Below are the all-time best Hypochondriac poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of hypochondriac poems written by PoetrySoup members

Word Association with a Hypochondriac
Fluffy little bunnies

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Categories: hypochondriac, confusion, health, life
Form: Imagism

Premium Member The Hypochondriac
“You’re such a hypochondriac,”
They say with a smirk
As they roll their eyes
I try to come up with lies…
But they just don’t see
The hypochondriac isn’t me

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Categories: hypochondriac, fear, mom, mom,
Form: Couplet
Confessions of a hypochondriac
Please help me doctor
I feel I can't breathe
my throats closing up
and it's making me wheeze
i'm sure it is asthma
or cancer or worse
please give me something

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Categories: hypochondriac, anxiety,
Form: Verse
the hypochondriac
I"m getting rather faint again
I don"t feel well at all.
My back has gone,my legs both ache
must sit in case i fall

Scurvy,swine flu,measles mumps.
I must have...

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Categories: hypochondriac, funny
Form: I do not know?
The Hypochondriac
Swathed in bandages from head to toe 
That cut on my finger could go septic you know 
I’m not really touting for any attention 

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Categories: hypochondriac, fantasy, humor, people,
Form: Rhyme

My face is covered
In splotches
My hair is dull and brown
My stomach bulges
And my butt is fat

My back- it aches
My head- it throbs
I stubbed my toe


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© Brittany H  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hypochondriac, life
Form: Free verse

I once worked with a youth who had gingivitis
Twenty years younger yet she already had arthritis

Pretty enough in spite of her dermatitis
She so craved attention...

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Categories: hypochondriac, abuse, imagination, psychological, sick, woman, work,
Form: Monorhyme
The Hypochondriac
Hey, bud, I see 
you've got this 
weird type of paranoia,

    fearfully believing 
    that all the  germs...

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Categories: hypochondriac, funny, people, places,
Form: Terza Rima
Premium Member The Honey Diet

Anytime I feel hungry instead of eating a full meal I eat Honey.
The best part is that Honey doesn't mind, she's a sweetheart.

Maurice Yvonne

The Refrain


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Categories: hypochondriac, humor, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Tombstone Tales
Through graveyard
meandering, just
me and Dad
stories sad
abbreviated down to
mostly names and dates

So we tell
their stories by turns
like poor Duane
died at age thirty-three of
bee sting allergy

So tragic

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Categories: hypochondriac, childhood, family, humor, humorous, people, perspective,
Form: Free verse
What I wouldn't want to relive
flash back a year,
how about even further
am I still hypocritical ?
how about a hypochondriac
look in the mirror, who's the hypocrite
who would start every brawl-
and yet...

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Categories: hypochondriac, abuse, betrayal, break up, lost love,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member Deeds are fruits, words are leaves-w
Stopped into an old junk-antique shop, found a favorite
The music collection of famous Ravishanker, the sitarist
Just I was going to walk out as I was...

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Categories: hypochondriac, music, old,
Form: Monorhyme
A Deal With the Devil
Walter Baedeker is a hypochondriac.
His doctor says his ills are psychosomatic.
Walter reciprocates by calling him a quack.
The patient is healthy, but stays in bed.
He thinks...

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Categories: hypochondriac, fantasy, imagination, magic,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member To Chew Broken Glass
I can't make you understand how I feel,
And I've spent a lifetime trying to explain it.
Chances are YOU'LL never experience it,
As you are in the...

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Categories: hypochondriac, conflict, depression, family, health, pain, ,
Form: Free verse
Texas Rainbows Flicker A Lilibonelle
North Richland Hills grew a rainbow I wanted to hold in my hand
Wand for wishing I don’t know what to reach-ask for?
Plethora is sunshine below...

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Categories: hypochondriac, faithinternet, rainbow,
Form: ekphrasis
Failed Philosophy Students
Philosophers debated:
Can a medium ever be small or large?
Is faux leather from fake cows?
Does a hypochondriac think he has everything except hypochondria?
Do denture wearers always...

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© jack horne  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hypochondriac, life,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Mess That is Me
My insecurities are making me insecure
My doubts are giving me doubts
I would scream and yell, if I thought I would be heard
Over top of all...

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© Joe Flach  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hypochondriac, life, me, me,
Form: Rhyme
Feeling rough
Feeling Rough

Sore throat, runny nose,
Could be a cold I suppose,
Or could it be influenza?
I think I need a detox cleanser

Turmeric, folic acid, gingko leaf
I'm feeling...

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Categories: hypochondriac, age, how i feel,
Form: Rhyme
the village
The Village 
 When I came to this small village in the interior of Algarve
there were animals’ mules and pigs and children played in
the road,...

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Categories: hypochondriac, allusion, angst, anxiety, assonance, autumn,
Form: Sonnet
Sight Unseen
Deep in a hole, no more an abyss.
Searching for light, or source of escape
Knowing neither, why or how
I buried myself, deep under ground

Suffering for weeks,...

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Categories: hypochondriac, depression, pain, psychological, sleep, mental illness,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Karma is Where It's At
My therapist is an emotional wreck
Who sees demons in his own ink blots
My wife is receiving marital advice
From a priest who never tied the knot


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© Joe Flach  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hypochondriac, introspection,
Form: Rhyme
The healthier we become the more ways we find to make ourselves sick
Hypochondriac fits of politics 
Diet pills McDonalds Happy Meals
Hypnagogic images make up the...

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Categories: hypochondriac, social, visionary, me, me, drug,
Form: Free verse
You, trickster, you
Thinking you could play me for a fool
But I know this game better than you
And ‘I told you so’ only goes so far

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Categories: hypochondriac, confusion, husband, love
Form: I do not know?
Battery Check
Battery Check

I had better say this before it is too late
& I'm doing a battery check 
down at the School of the Americas
badda boom mafia...

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Categories: hypochondriac, how i feel,
Form: Free verse
Will I arrive on time
There comes and goes blood of immortal ones 
virgins crying without dropping tears
we will hear sad and sorrow songs
in which title is shame and the...

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Categories: hypochondriac, anger, sad,
Form: Free verse