Best Hypochondriac Poems
Below are the all-time best Hypochondriac poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of hypochondriac poems written by PoetrySoup members
Word Association with a Hypochondriac
hypochondriac, confusion, health, life
Fluffy little bunnies
hypochondriac, fear, mom, mom,
“You’re such a hypochondriac,”
They say with a smirk
As they roll their eyes
I try to come up with lies…
But they just don’t see
The hypochondriac isn’t me
Confessions of a hypochondriac
Please help me doctor
I feel I can't breathe
my throats closing up
and it's making me wheeze
i'm sure it is asthma
or cancer or worse
please give me something
I do not know?
I"m getting rather faint again
I don"t feel well at all.
My back has gone,my legs both ache
must sit in case i fall
Scurvy,swine flu,measles mumps.
I must have...
hypochondriac, fantasy, humor, people,
Swathed in bandages from head to toe
That cut on my finger could go septic you know
I’m not really touting for any attention
My face is covered
My hair is dull and brown
My stomach bulges
And my butt is fat
My back- it aches
My head- it throbs
I stubbed my toe
MS BLACK THE HYPOCHONDRIAC
hypochondriac, abuse, imagination, psychological, sick, woman, work,
I once worked with a youth who had gingivitis
Twenty years younger yet she already had arthritis
Pretty enough in spite of her dermatitis
She so craved attention...
hypochondriac, funny, people, places,
Hey, bud, I see
you've got this
weird type of paranoia,
that all the germs...
The Honey Diet
hypochondriac, humor, humorous,
Anytime I feel hungry instead of eating a full meal I eat Honey.
The best part is that Honey doesn't mind, she's a sweetheart.
hypochondriac, childhood, family, humor, humorous, people, perspective,
me and Dad
abbreviated down to
mostly names and dates
So we tell
their stories by turns
like poor Duane
died at age thirty-three of
bee sting allergy
What I wouldn't want to relive
hypochondriac, abuse, betrayal, break up, lost love,
flash back a year,
how about even further
am I still hypocritical ?
how about a hypochondriac
look in the mirror, who's the hypocrite
who would start every brawl-
Deeds are fruits, words are leaves-w
hypochondriac, music, old,
Stopped into an old junk-antique shop, found a favorite
The music collection of famous Ravishanker, the sitarist
Just I was going to walk out as I was...
A Deal With the Devil
hypochondriac, fantasy, imagination, magic,
Walter Baedeker is a hypochondriac.
His doctor says his ills are psychosomatic.
Walter reciprocates by calling him a quack.
The patient is healthy, but stays in bed.
To Chew Broken Glass
hypochondriac, conflict, depression, family, health, pain, ,
I can't make you understand how I feel,
And I've spent a lifetime trying to explain it.
Chances are YOU'LL never experience it,
As you are in the...
Texas Rainbows Flicker A Lilibonelle
hypochondriac, faithinternet, rainbow,
North Richland Hills grew a rainbow I wanted to hold in my hand
Wand for wishing I don’t know what to reach-ask for?
Plethora is sunshine below...
Failed Philosophy Students
Can a medium ever be small or large?
Is faux leather from fake cows?
Does a hypochondriac think he has everything except hypochondria?
Do denture wearers always...
The Mess That is Me
hypochondriac, life, me, me,
My insecurities are making me insecure
My doubts are giving me doubts
I would scream and yell, if I thought I would be heard
Over top of all...
hypochondriac, age, how i feel,
Sore throat, runny nose,
Could be a cold I suppose,
Or could it be influenza?
I think I need a detox cleanser
Turmeric, folic acid, gingko leaf
hypochondriac, allusion, angst, anxiety, assonance, autumn,
When I came to this small village in the interior of Algarve
there were animals’ mules and pigs and children played in
hypochondriac, depression, pain, psychological, sleep, mental illness,
Deep in a hole, no more an abyss.
Searching for light, or source of escape
Knowing neither, why or how
I buried myself, deep under ground
Suffering for weeks,...
Karma is Where It's At
My therapist is an emotional wreck
Who sees demons in his own ink blots
My wife is receiving marital advice
From a priest who never tied the knot
hypochondriac, social, visionary, me, me, drug,
The healthier we become the more ways we find to make ourselves sick
Hypochondriac fits of politics
Diet pills McDonalds Happy Meals
Hypnagogic images make up the...
hypochondriac, confusion, husband, love
I do not know?
You, trickster, you
Thinking you could play me for a fool
But I know this game better than you
And ‘I told you so’ only goes so far
hypochondriac, how i feel,
I had better say this before it is too late
& I'm doing a battery check
down at the School of the Americas
badda boom mafia...
Will I arrive on time
hypochondriac, anger, sad,
There comes and goes blood of immortal ones
virgins crying without dropping tears
we will hear sad and sorrow songs
in which title is shame and the...