Way To Go

Your candle locates a gas leak You said out loud Putin’s a freak Your brake pipes might even corode But jello ain’t meant to explode You may one day fall out of bed And get a big dent in your head You may get run down in the road But jello ain’t meant to explode Get cut by an old rusty nail Or both of your parachutes fail You may touch a poisonous toad But jello ain’t meant to explode A rock makes a hole in your boat You’re knocked off a cliff by a goat You should be safe in your abode But jello ain’t meant to explode