Angst Humorous Poems
These Angst Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Angst. These are the best examples of Humorous Angst poems written by international poets.
ATTACKIn her front yard she was being attack
By a guy who just wanted some crack
So, she threw out some soap
Which he though was real dope
To...
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humorous, addiction, angst, fun,
Now you ask who can I be - A RiddleSome say I'm soulful,
Others the Devils tool,
One minute I might find you doleful,
The other acting quite the fool.
Yet that's patently unfair,
One aspect that I can't...
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appreciation, deep, fun, humorous,
Defying PredictabilityWith hair ablaze, a jester unconfined,
I scoffed at the mundane, its life declined.
My wardrobe, a riot, a rhapsody bold,
Mismatched socks my standard, stories untold.
In classrooms...
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humorous, angst, character, conflict, humor,
Isis staind 27 plus yearsIsis staind 27+ years...
of scorpion stinging poison us marriage,
whereby the missus and I,
nevertheless experienced genesis as
mama and papa respectively.
(jest kibitizing)
thus explaining why I
(a...
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humorous, adventure, angst, anniversary, appreciation,
Argh, I never got muffin top before why nowArgh, I ne'er got muffin top before - why now!?
Once upon a time yours truly did allow
himself to consume anything in sight
eats of mine in...
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humorous, adventure, age, angst, appreciation,
Wisdom From The ThroneWisdom From the Throne
Here I sit all alone,
when a thought all my own,
strikes me with such surprise,
bringing tears to my eyes.
Poetry is the one occupation...
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angst, humor, humorous, poetry,
Prune juice as effective emeticPrune juice as effective emetic
Brainstorming yields casting
the following plumbline
netting genetic, italic, kinetic,
magnetic, opportunistic, quixotic,
synchronistic, and universalistic result.
Ofttimes I experience constipation bout,
and thus...
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humorous, age, analogy, angst, blessing,
Ants Ants AntsIn every crevice where I look
Every cranny, every nook
Creeping, crawling in their hoards
It’s my world they head towards
Swarming over every leaf
Numbers that defy belief
Out...
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angst, humorous, insect,
Non Labor Relations Day September 1st 2023 PoemNon labor (relations) day September 1st, 2023 poem
Aye dream of Genie (as a lad din)
Schwenksville, Pennsylvania -
keystone state abbreviated as Pea Yay,
this stupid non huge...
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humorous, 12th grade, adventure, angst,
Fretfully Aching To Feel Fit As a FiddleFretfully aching to feel fit as a fiddle
After experiencing a severe,
albeit violent near lethal bout
of irritable bowel syndrome
(yesterday night August 30th, 2023)
triggered courtesy dulcolax caplets...
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humorous, abuse, angst, anxiety, dad,
Had They Committed the BumThe actor was acting up
whilst falling down,
then tumbling
like Jack and Jill,
watering his career
with the director’s tears.
Those tears they turned the reel
into a real mistake
that killed...
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angst, humorous,
Final WordsThere was once a rotten scoundrel named Reid
Who filched a horse in a moment of greed
As...
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angst, humorous,
Wiggles and SquirmsThere once was a boy who ate worms
enthralled by their wiggles and squirms,
but the juicy ones
oft gave him the runs;
the stain on his trousers confirms.
(Limerick)
05/03/2023
A...
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humorous, angst, cute, fantasy, funny,
Splashy(tongue-in-cheek humor)
I understand there is a lawsuit, doc # 666, Neptune vs. Jersey. Apparently, windmills being put in the ocean off the Jersey coast was...
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humorous, allegory, analogy, angst, beach,
Ah Tis Nothing Greater ThanAh... tis nothing greater than...
malfunctioning heater
on that brisk winter day
recorded here as proof positive
regarding following reasonable rhyme.
While scrolling thru
poems crafted yesteryear,
I chanced to...
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humorous, 12th grade, angst, dark,