Joseph P. DiMino Poet Prose

Splashy

(tongue-in-cheek humor)

I understand there is a lawsuit, doc # 666, Neptune vs. Jersey. Apparently, windmills being put in the ocean off the Jersey coast was all done without consultation and approval by the Sea Council – who clam (ocean slang for claim) guardians of the sea coast, Loan Sharks, were paid by politicians to keep usually open mouths shut, and therefore the project went forward without public digest (a form of shoreline debate). Salacia, Poseidon, Neptune, and other overlords have their fins in a tizzy, equally upset about gender changing surgery being suggested to school fish pupils by gender fluid teachers also causing quite an uproar within the shallows and depths – stay tuned to the Splashy, your Prime Time Ocean News Network. This is written tongue-in-cheek, and any resemblance to real people or places is accidental and unintended. No truth in any of this to my knowledge.

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Fin Chuuk February 23, 2023 at 6:08 PM It really is a fun one :) Joseph P. DiMino February 24, 2023 at 10:11 AM Thank you, Fin; kill my fish but not my smile. Blessings my friend.

Evelyn Judy Buehler February 21, 2023 at 7:15 PM Your wit and humor have induced smiles. Thanks for sharing, Joe. :) Joseph P. DiMino February 22, 2023 at 3:31 AM Thank you, Evelyn; as much a fun write is it has a poignant message. Blessings my friend.

Panagiota Romios February 21, 2023 at 5:56 PM Soooo good prince and creative. Nice to see a writer branch out, as yo U did LOL Panagiota, Joseph P. DiMino February 22, 2023 at 3:32 AM Original is my main sought after tree. Thank you my friend. Blessings.

Timothy Ray February 20, 2023 at 9:19 AM add my signature to the complaint...you do a great job exposing the idiots....hear! hear! Joseph P. DiMino February 20, 2023 at 12:53 PM Fun to wight but, as you say, also poignant. Blessings my friend.

Victor Buhagiar February 20, 2023 at 7:18 AM Great sense of humor. Joseph P. DiMino February 20, 2023 at 8:21 AM Hi Victor. As I often tell myself, when you get old and the only sense retained is that of humor~ you have kept the best one. Blessings my friend.