Hooter Poems - Poems about Hooter

... Still got hair, don't need a toupee Even though my old body decays Eat lots of tubers A healthy old hooter As I near the finale of my life long ballet ......Read More

...‘Tiny’ Bawb Always Wins His Fights - (in “Phonetically-Edited" Rhyme - for my Brit and Ausie Mites) Just before the Ausie, ‘Tiny’ Bawb, commenced to swingin’...tryin’ t......Read More

...a bouncing ball against a wall conkers bashed as Autumn falls the swish of a skipping rope: milk bottles clinking in a crate grate of chalk upon the slate the tinkle o......Read More

...This poem was inspired by one of my all time favorite motion picture classics, particularly the 1939 (the 1st) edition, in good old black ad white... NOTE: This is part 1 of a 2 part piece (due ......Read More

...What are you doing, grandpa? His little hooter grandchildren asked with heart. I am studying geology, their grandpa said, so I can tell rocks apart. But why? They wanted to know. We always thought......Read More

...FOOTLES FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEASTS - Bad-*** old bear: Grizzly Grizzly Dachshund making critical life choices: Eenie Weenie... Cougar from Arizona: Yuma Pu......Read More

...Covid 19 leaves restless kiddies with parents’ imagination at home So why not create fantasy in the lounge for a resilient pleasure dome Grannies’ chest of drawers comes alive as a goal with la......Read More

... It's 6:05 A.M. what am I doing on my computer Limericks keep firing off in my brain like a peashooter Totally out of control Even outta my cubbyhole That wasn't called for, I've los......Read More

...Slugs and snails line the highway, Munching, crunching, drinking fumes; Early in the morning, late at day. A tunnel of black ahead looms, Feasting on diesel, ready to growl; Into the maw a luc......Read More

...The Joys of Getting Older. We may all be getting on a bit But lets not forget for some more fortunate The joy of it You don’t have to bounce up and down in bed no more And when the Mrs says......Read More

... The first derriere shot, that killed everyone’s appetite, came from a second-rate, light tipping looter A no-class hothead bum, who had bun fiddy no-good burger burglar instincts......Read More

... In Scotland, it is illegal to be drunk in possession of a cow But is it legal to make love to a cow while drunk A man named Ronald MacDonald once robbed Wendy's That sure sounds ......Read More

... “LET'S ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM”! Hey calm down now, people are still sleeping Control your hooter Calm down your tooter But one thing it does, it cures oversleeping ......Read More

... hear others out there, just beyond my wall-wrapped sharing space they break on through, sneaking inside my head far above, front-nosed pilots point high-flying seated people tubes passen......Read More

...There is no me where on the sand I cannot find your trace today where white bird that is very sad where white bird that is very sad has longing near me at the bay. I'm only there with trembling......Read More