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Hooter Poems - Poems about Hooter

Hooter Poems - Examples of all types of poems about hooter to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for hooter.
Premium Member Rum n Raisin 14 Pt 1 - The Flight Before Christmas Pt 1
...There’s an old village green where a marquee was seen I don’t do ‘Bah humbug’, don’t want to be mean A little fake snow ain’t a Christmassy scene But the reindeer and Santa Claus might well have b......Read the rest...
Categories: hooter, cat, christmas, dog,
Form: Narrative

Premium Member Rum N Raisin 4 - Homer Lone
...Rum was feeling playful so he went to find a mouse He looked in every nook and cranny right throughout the house But all the mice were sound asleep for it was dark outside And then Rum saw a windo......Read the rest...
Categories: hooter, animal, cat,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Nuts On Ice Cream
...Ginger had an ice cream covered in nuts But the nuts took revenge on Ginger's guts Alike a pea-shooter They shot from his hooter Now he has a burning pain betwixt butts.<......Read the rest...
Categories: hooter, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Healthy Old Hooter
...Still got hair, don't need a toupee Even though my old body decays Eat lots of tubers A healthy old hooter As I near the finale of my life long ballet......Read the rest...
Categories: hooter, age,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member 'Tiny Bawb' Always Wins His Fights
...‘Tiny’ Bawb Always Wins His Fights - (in “Phonetically-Edited" Rhyme - for my Brit and Ausie Mites) Just before the Ausie, ‘Tiny’ Bawb, commenced to swingin’...tryin’ t......Read the rest...
Categories: hooter, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Sounds From My Memory Bank
...a bouncing ball against a wall conkers bashed as Autumn falls the swish of a skipping rope: milk bottles clinking in a crate grate of chalk upon the slate the tinkle o......Read the rest...
Categories: hooter, sound,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member De'Ja Vu - Wuthering Heights - 1st Half
...This poem was inspired by one of my all time favorite motion picture classics, particularly the 1939 (the 1st) edition, in good old black ad white... NOTE: This is part 1 of a 2 part piece (due ......Read the rest...
Categories: hooter, lost love,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member How Do You Think I Got Smart
...What are you doing, grandpa? His little hooter grandchildren asked with heart. I am studying geology, their grandpa said, so I can tell rocks apart. But why? They wanted to know. We always thought......Read the rest...
Categories: hooter, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Monorhyme
Premium Member Tim Ryerson
...FOOTLES FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEASTS - Bad-*** old bear: Grizzly Grizzly Dachshund making critical life choices: Eenie Weenie... Cougar from Arizona: Yuma Pu......Read the rest...
Categories: hooter, hilarious, humor, tribute,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Diy For a Carousel of Dreams
...Covid 19 leaves restless kiddies with parents’ imagination at home So why not create fantasy in the lounge for a resilient pleasure dome Grannies’ chest of drawers comes alive as a goal with la......Read the rest...
Categories: hooter, endurance,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member My Peashooter
...It's 6:05 A.M. what am I doing on my computer Limericks keep firing off in my brain like a peashooter Totally out of control Even outta my cubbyhole That wasn't called for, I've lost cont......Read the rest...
Categories: hooter, silly,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Fetch My Skimmer
...Slugs and snails line the highway, Munching, crunching, drinking fumes; Early in the morning, late at day. A tunnel of black ahead looms, Feasting on diesel, ready to growl; Into the maw a luc......Read the rest...
Categories: hooter, science fiction, urban,
Form: Terza Rima
Premium Member The Joys of Getting Older
...The Joys of Getting Older. We may all be getting on a bit But lets not forget for some more fortunate The joy of it You don’t have to bounce up and down in bed no more And when the Mrs says......Read the rest...
Categories: hooter, age,
Form: Verse
First Person Pooter
... The first derriere shot, that killed everyone’s appetite, came from a second-rate, light tipping looter A no-class hothead bum, who had bun fiddy no-good burger burglar instincts......Read the rest...
Categories: hooter, allusion, fun, humor, imagery,
Form: Burlesque
Premium Member Fun Facts
...In Scotland, it is illegal to be drunk in possession of a cow But is it legal to make love to a cow while drunk A man named Ronald MacDonald once robbed Wendy's That sure sounds like......Read the rest...
Categories: hooter, fun,
Form: Narrative

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