Hooter Poems - Poems about Hooter

...Once a pong of thyme Adrift upon a gentle breeze It’s herbal scents did find me And it brought me to my knees For once a pong of thyme Inhaled by pauper or by king Has that man an allergy Th......

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...There’s an old village green where a marquee was seen I don’t do ‘Bah humbug’, don’t want to be mean A little fake snow ain’t a Christmassy scene But the reindeer and Santa Claus might well have b......

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...Rum was feeling playful so he went to find a mouse He looked in every nook and cranny right throughout the house But all the mice were sound asleep for it was dark outside And then Rum saw a windo......

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...Ginger had an ice cream covered in nuts But the nuts took revenge on Ginger's guts Alike a pea-shooter They shot from his hooter Now he has a burning pain betwixt butts.<......

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...Still got hair, don't need a toupee Even though my old body decays Eat lots of tubers A healthy old hooter As I near the finale of my life long ballet......

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...a bouncing ball against a wall conkers bashed as Autumn falls the swish of a skipping rope: milk bottles clinking in a crate grate of chalk upon the slate the tinkle o......

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...What are you doing, grandpa? His little hooter grandchildren asked with heart. I am studying geology, their grandpa said, so I can tell rocks apart. But why? They wanted to know. We always thought......

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...FOOTLES FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEASTS - Bad-*** old bear: Grizzly Grizzly Dachshund making critical life choices: Eenie Weenie... Cougar from Arizona: Yuma Pu......

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...Covid 19 leaves restless kiddies with parents’ imagination at home So why not create fantasy in the lounge for a resilient pleasure dome Grannies’ chest of drawers comes alive as a goal with la......

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...It's 6:05 A.M. what am I doing on my computer Limericks keep firing off in my brain like a peashooter Totally out of control Even outta my cubbyhole That wasn't called for, I've lost cont......

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...Slugs and snails line the highway, Munching, crunching, drinking fumes; Early in the morning, late at day. A tunnel of black ahead looms, Feasting on diesel, ready to growl; Into the maw a luc......

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...The Joys of Getting Older. We may all be getting on a bit But lets not forget for some more fortunate The joy of it You don’t have to bounce up and down in bed no more And when the Mrs says......

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... The first derriere shot, that killed everyone’s appetite, came from a second-rate, light tipping looter A no-class hothead bum, who had bun fiddy no-good burger burglar instincts......

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...In Scotland, it is illegal to be drunk in possession of a cow But is it legal to make love to a cow while drunk A man named Ronald MacDonald once robbed Wendy's That sure sounds like......

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...“LET'S ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM”! Hey calm down now, people are still sleeping Control your hooter Calm down your tooter But one thing it does, it cures oversleeping......

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