Hooter Poems - Poems about Hooter

...There’s an old village green where a marquee was seen I don’t do ‘Bah humbug’, don’t want to be mean A little fake snow ain’t a Christmassy scene But the reindeer and Santa Claus might well have b......Read the rest...

...Rum was feeling playful so he went to find a mouse He looked in every nook and cranny right throughout the house But all the mice were sound asleep for it was dark outside And then Rum saw a windo......Read the rest...

...Ginger had an ice cream covered in nuts But the nuts took revenge on Ginger's guts Alike a pea-shooter They shot from his hooter Now he has a burning pain betwixt butts.<......Read the rest...

...Still got hair, don't need a toupee Even though my old body decays Eat lots of tubers A healthy old hooter As I near the finale of my life long ballet......Read the rest...

...‘Tiny’ Bawb Always Wins His Fights - (in “Phonetically-Edited" Rhyme - for my Brit and Ausie Mites) Just before the Ausie, ‘Tiny’ Bawb, commenced to swingin’...tryin’ t......Read the rest...

...a bouncing ball against a wall conkers bashed as Autumn falls the swish of a skipping rope: milk bottles clinking in a crate grate of chalk upon the slate the tinkle o......Read the rest...

...This poem was inspired by one of my all time favorite motion picture classics, particularly the 1939 (the 1st) edition, in good old black ad white... NOTE: This is part 1 of a 2 part piece (due ......Read the rest...

...What are you doing, grandpa? His little hooter grandchildren asked with heart. I am studying geology, their grandpa said, so I can tell rocks apart. But why? They wanted to know. We always thought......Read the rest...

...FOOTLES FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEASTS - Bad-*** old bear: Grizzly Grizzly Dachshund making critical life choices: Eenie Weenie... Cougar from Arizona: Yuma Pu......Read the rest...

...Covid 19 leaves restless kiddies with parents’ imagination at home So why not create fantasy in the lounge for a resilient pleasure dome Grannies’ chest of drawers comes alive as a goal with la......Read the rest...

...It's 6:05 A.M. what am I doing on my computer Limericks keep firing off in my brain like a peashooter Totally out of control Even outta my cubbyhole That wasn't called for, I've lost cont......Read the rest...

...Slugs and snails line the highway, Munching, crunching, drinking fumes; Early in the morning, late at day. A tunnel of black ahead looms, Feasting on diesel, ready to growl; Into the maw a luc......Read the rest...

...The Joys of Getting Older. We may all be getting on a bit But lets not forget for some more fortunate The joy of it You don’t have to bounce up and down in bed no more And when the Mrs says......Read the rest...

... The first derriere shot, that killed everyone’s appetite, came from a second-rate, light tipping looter A no-class hothead bum, who had bun fiddy no-good burger burglar instincts......Read the rest...

...In Scotland, it is illegal to be drunk in possession of a cow But is it legal to make love to a cow while drunk A man named Ronald MacDonald once robbed Wendy's That sure sounds like......Read the rest...