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Short Hooter Poems

Short Hooter Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Hooter by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Hooter by length and keyword.


Skeloton Tree
skeleton tree


logging for a branch
illumines hooter eyes
tweaking owl night

**Phil J....

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Categories: hooter, nature,
Form: Haiku



Premium Member A Healthy Old Hooter
Still got hair, don't need a toupee Even though my old body decays Eat lots of tubers A healthy old hooter As I near the finale of my life long ballet
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Categories: hooter, age,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Scream For Ice Cream
“LET'S ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM”! Hey calm down now, people are still sleeping Control your hooter Calm down your tooter But one thing it does, it cures oversleeping
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Categories: hooter, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Healthy Old Hooter
Still got hair, don't need a toupee Even though my ancient body decays Eat lots of tubers A healthy old hooter As I near the finale of my life long ballet © Jack Ellison 2015
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Categories: hooter, happiness,
Form: Limerick
More Foolish Footles
Slave-driving beaver:
"Dam it
Damn it!"

Unhappy restaurant client:
Diner
Whiner

Neutered Tomcat:
Benign
Feline

Why did she slap me? All I did was:
Toot her
Hooter

Careless Urologist:
Pecker
Wrecker...

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Categories: hooter, funny,
Form: Footle



Premium Member Nuts On Ice Cream
Ginger had an ice cream covered in nuts But the nuts took revenge on Ginger's guts Alike a pea-shooter They shot from his hooter Now he has a burning pain betwixt butts.
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Categories: hooter, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member My Peashooter
It's 6:05 A.M. what am I doing on my computer Limericks keep firing off in my brain like a peashooter Totally out of control Even outta my cubbyhole That wasn't called for, I've lost control of my hooter
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Categories: hooter, silly,
Form: Limerick
Hubby Having Hysterics Alliteration Contest
Parents pushing perambulators
Meeting many mothers
Coffee , cake and chat
Babies bottles to boobs
Hurry home to hubby
Hubby holding hooter
Nappy, not nice.
Baby blowing bubbles
Shower sex sleep
Luxury, lazy lie-in
Hubby having hysterics.
Siana sick over Sean
Cosy cwtch cancelled...

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Categories: hooter, baby, humorous, husband,
Form: Alliteration
Premium Member How Do You Think I Got Smart
What are you doing, grandpa? His little hooter grandchildren asked with heart. 
I am studying geology, their grandpa said, so I can tell rocks apart.
But why? They wanted to know. We always thought that you were smart.
How do you think I got this way? He said reaching for a new book from the cart....

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Categories: hooter, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th
Form: Monorhyme
Premium Member Fetch My Skimmer
Slugs and snails line the highway,
Munching, crunching, drinking fumes;
Early in the morning, late at day.

A tunnel of black ahead looms,
Feasting on diesel, ready to growl;
Into the maw a lucky one zooms.

Compacted inside the giant jowl,
Hooter poised, horsepower stalls;
Bodies meet with metallic howl.

“Fetch my skimmer, freedom calls,
Flying, leaping o’er all that appalls.”...

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Categories: hooter, science fiction, urban,
Form: Terza Rima

Book: Reflection on the Important Things