Hooey Poems - Poems about Hooey

...My friend has few friends except me. I call her twice a week, because of this. And she is always available. Her phone line is open. She stands in the street and yells at speeders. I have asked......Read the rest...

...I can’t just ignore how tight it hugs me How it caresses through my soul How it exposes pretence of innocence overhaul A touch of it sending goose bumps all over me I can’t hide anymore, from bea......Read the rest...

...love is not a plague - punctured plumes: hoisted hooey, disaster's hood quack qualities dripping nectar worn whooshes, malady's fosters love ain't bounty bliss - Utopia: numb nature's cloak se......Read the rest...

...Have you ever been hypnotized? I was always the one they led up to the stage from the audience. I could be so easily hypnotized it was nuts. Infatuated by it, I took some classes Teaching me h......Read the rest...

...ETHREE Witch Sneering Bubbly A pimply nose To be feared by all So Halloween friendly More terrifying than ghosts Placing eye of newt in cauldrons Pure evil in our fantasy books Horribly......Read the rest...

...Let's talk On a short walk I'm might be a super freak But I have things to speak I want to have a word with you And I know that won't be enough But you need to know my coddle thoughts The most......Read the rest...

..."You see this here spot on the bench, where it's all worn away?" Clarence asked. "Yeah, I've noticed that a few times, and wondered why they didn't paint it again." I answered. "Well, tha......Read the rest...

...A rather dashing and exquisitely designed purple weather balloon was racing against a dark grey sofa, a beach towel, a cotton bud and a statue of king Kong the eighth. Across the beaded sky joined by......Read the rest...

... As a child, I was taught that God created everything But when I went to school, the theory of evolution was the accepted doctrine That kinda teaching didn't sit well with my parents, they ......Read the rest...

...I may be all wet, but I sure ain't no bluenose! And, while it's none of my beeswax, Let's have a bull session-lesson ! Take a gander around, and tell the guy with the cheaters I'll give him an ea......Read the rest...

...By Elton Camp Call him yeti, bigfoot or snowman Then seek to find him if you can For a hulking, brutish guy He’s extremely hard to spy Peoples’ imaginations are pliable Eyewitness reports......Read the rest...

...The temptation is so easy The cost cheaper than money The moment is very funny The idea so sunny Yummy for tummy Lets do the hokey pokey Cheating becoming cozy Okey dokey Bu......Read the rest...

... One might think I've gone crazy, Sure because I act loony. This is far from being lazy T'is neither piquant nor funny. Why reminisce on the life of a friend? When he is out to strife f......Read the rest...

..."Just a state of mind", Too often said of aging. Get old... then say it.......Read the rest...

...The map of my hands Reveal many roads Some now traveled Some untold I look at my hands And wonder what's next Will the coming road be simple Or maybe complex They say your hands tell a story Of the l......Read the rest...