Hoity Poems - Poems about Hoity

...Hodgepodge of high-brow, hoity-toity happy hogs Happened upon a wagonload of St Bernard dogs In a hocus-pocus way they turned them into logs You do not fool with a witch’s razorbacks in these bogs......

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...Our land of stars and stripes, now glows, with screens that flicker in hallowed halls. Entranced humans shuffle, with eyes fixed below, on small gadgets that have us enthralled. Should the Stat......

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...I only speak in Absolute Yet this is not my only attribute Im also fluent in Paradox Contradiction and Outside the Box Though Deception is my native tongue And Manipulation my lips have sung ......

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...Deva Ossig, the landlady (and property owner) turned rogue Just a couple weeks shy and seven years ago to the day, I still remember contractual obligations our previous residential abode 724 ......

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...I was walking hoity-toity When pride tumbled to the ground And despite its monolithic weight... It feathered not a sound. I stretched upon a bended knee But my efforts were surpassed... I fou......

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...arrogance insolent, hoity-toity domineering, flawing, insulting haughtiness, pomposity, humbleness, grace grovelin......

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...In the manse market for a preowned spa house Mine feeble efforts pale in comparison to a kid scaling El Capitan of Yosemite National Park, nevertheless me, a dry witted husband self emasculate......

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...Me and the missus live in decent sturdy accommodations (formerly Schwenksville Elementary School ofttimes referred to as prison, and manager as the de facto warden), albeit not so shabby nor ch......

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...Where does one find humour? Everywhere one looks... at least I do Others may not see it like me But maybe I'm just built differently I was blessed with an oversized giggle gene It's cert......

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...How unappealing... the missus went bananas courtesy hurling mandarin oranges. Yes quite juvenile unladylike childlike behaviour, mine wife oft times doth display, I do not deplore yours tru......

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...lusty lips laced tainted tuning trace felon features foiled bleeding blurry boils hoity hanker hoisted voluptuous vying birth sumptuous smile seeped'n nocturnal nature's acme latter leerin......

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...feeble flesh feigned rusty reels' reign hoity hankers bled porous pruning led furious feast fetched blind blitzkrieg belched gaunt gifts gored punctured pills pored nocturnal nature bored ......

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...eerie aura augmented felon feature fermented cremating callous contractions drooling drips punctured hoity relief reeled vying voluptuous acme tainted tongue trained'n decking damped trail ......

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...lout tout clout pout mouth shout draped zeal drooled pruning punctured pool hoity hankers hoisted callous crescendos clothed eerie passion pulsed gaunt gifts gulped tempestuous tongue touch......

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...hoity heist healed cremating callous creed dark tumbles drool bounty bills booed lanky lists shred wanky wills wept mystic metamorphoses moaned crumbling, crushed clone cunny crest thrown ......

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