Short Hoity Poems
Short Hoity Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Hoity by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Hoity by length and keyword.
Krutsingers just make me laugh, regardless of how silly
Absurdities ‘bout false eyelashes, really?
And yet my twinkled eyes are proof they work,
So who the heck am I to be a hoity toity jerk?
Categories:
hoity, appreciation, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Hodgepodge of high-brow, hoity-toity happy hogs
Happened upon a wagonload of St Bernard dogs
In a hocus-pocus way they turned them into logs
You do not fool with a witch’s razorbacks in these bogs.
Categories:
hoity, 10th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th
Form:
Monorhyme
Thinking of retiring my limerick pen
Replacing it with a hoity toity pen and then
If y'all get on your bikes
And take proverbial hikes
Maybe I'll just go back to writing limerick gems
© Jack Ellison 2015
Categories:
hoity, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
arrogance
insolent, hoity-toity
domineering, flawing, insulting
haughtiness, pomposity, humbleness, grace
groveling, praising, craving
profound, modest
humility
Categories:
hoity, creation, poetry, words,
Form:
Diamante
Hoity-Toity
La-Di-Da
existence desired
never able to obtain
the coveted lifestyle
high falutin pompous
arrogant attempts made
towards obtaining the
obscure illusive snooty
characteristics of the
desired social class
of the ritzy aristocract
sitting a top their thrown
looking down upon the lower
class of society
Categories:
hoity, allusion,
Form:
Lyric
crushed concerto cruised
bounty braces bruised
salient seal scrunchy
dark diminuendo dusty
lanky hoists lured
vying voluptuous lurch
wet wits wanky
punctured pills curvy
hoisted heels hefty
saucy syllables scared
hoity bills bear
porous pen's pear
lofty gaunt gifts
etched airy gills.
'20:03:18:17:11
Note: Dedicated to Chaucer.
Categories:
hoity, hero,
Form:
Sonnet
feeble flesh feigned
rusty reels' reign
hoity hankers bled
porous pruning led
furious feast fetched
blind blitzkrieg belched
gaunt gifts gored
punctured pills pored
nocturnal nature bored
taunted trees moaned
callous crest cloned
damping drooling drone
eerie ends etched
callous catastrophe clenched.
'20:04:06:20:38
Note: Of wanky war.
Categories:
hoity, war,
Form:
Sonnet
tactic theories tamed
by moaning brain
callous crescendoes' bait
airy acumen craved
felon feasts fostered
hoity twin triggered
rusty rules reeled
raging rumple reek
punctured politics' spree
dark dances dribbled
saucy syllables scribbled
did curves cripple
lanky lust birthed
vying veil's verge.
'20:03:21:11:01
Note: Dedicated to Plato.
Categories:
hoity, hero,
Form:
Sonnet
tactic theories tamed
by moaning brain
callous crescendoes' bait
airy acumen craved
felon feasts fostered
hoity twin triggered
rusty rules reeled
raging rumple reek
punctured politics' spree
dark dances dribbled
saucy syllables scribbled
did curves cripple
lanky lust birthed
vying veil's verge.
'20:03:21:11:01
Note: Dedicated to Plato.
Categories:
hoity, hero,
Form:
Sonnet
hoity heist healed
cremating callous creed
dark tumbles drool
bounty bills booed
lanky lists shred
wanky wills wept
mystic metamorphoses moaned
crumbling, crushed clone
cunny crest thrown
bruised concerto bled
sassy syllables crept
twain trail crest
porous past punctured
tampered tunes tortured.
'20:03:25:18:23
Note: Dedicated to Oscar Wilde.
Categories:
hoity, hero,
Form:
Sonnet
pruned passions bled
clutching callous crest
felon fills fetched
dark dances decked
hoity hankers squashed
taunted thrills trashed
wet wits wanky
sassy sips sugary
nauseating nocturnal nitty
spanked syllables wept
drenching drooling depth
ballsy hollow belched
lusty length lent
porous punctures spent.
'20:03:23:12:34
Note: Dedicated to Aeschylus.
Categories:
hoity, hero,
Form:
Sonnet
lout tout clout
pout mouth shout
draped zeal drooled
pruning punctured pool
hoity hankers hoisted
callous crescendos clothed
eerie passion pulsed
gaunt gifts gulped
tempestuous tongue touched
mystic rhythm moaning
busted, blitzkrieg cloning
muffled maladies glowing
dark dribbles damped
taunted thrills trashed.
'20:03:27:17:09
Note: Dedicated to Adeyemi Joshua.
Categories:
hoity, hero,
Form:
Sonnet
lusty lips laced
tainted tuning trace
felon features foiled
bleeding blurry boils
hoity hanker hoisted
voluptuous vying birth
sumptuous smile seeped'n
nocturnal nature's acme
latter leering heed
apt posture pulses
etched entourage contracting
bruised beauty bleeding
even saucy silhouette
bruise nature's best.
'20:04:07:19:48
Note: Of my tasty and delicious Cupcake, Moyinoluwa.
Categories:
hoity, beauty,
Form:
Sonnet
I was walking hoity-toity
When pride tumbled to the ground
And despite its monolithic weight...
It feathered not a sound.
I stretched upon a bended knee
But my efforts were surpassed...
I found the weight... did dissipate
As it reversed to blackened ash.
I stood there for a moment...
Not sure what had turned the tide.
But if one must drop a deadly sin...
It's best to start with pride.
The End
Categories:
hoity, blessing, growth, pride,
Form:
Rhyme
eerie aura augmented
felon feature fermented
cremating callous contractions
drooling drips punctured
hoity relief reeled
vying voluptuous acme
tainted tongue trained'n
decking damped trail
fostered feelings feign
porous pulchritude birthed
crisp conception pivoted
mystic smirk aided
syntactic silhouette seeped'n
seductive syllables' creed.
'20:03:30:19:45
Note: Dedicated to a dickhead I cherish: Oreoluwa.
Categories:
hoity, hero,
Form:
Sonnet
Quaint Inanity.
Sometimes ago I'd thought of the idiosyncratic Shenanigans our politicians employed in declaring their manifesto. They're quite rapscallions.
Exhibiting hoity-toities during their declarations of flapdoodle, they
Tune their cozenage to the rhythm
Of rascality.
And you see kaleidoscopic legs picking
The nimbus of the elfin music.
And they're swayed into cotillion till their Fela* commute to dirge.
18:07:23:18:52
Categories:
hoity, political, power,
Form:
Free verse