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Hockey Puck Poems - Poems about Hockey Puck

My School, It Sucks!
...My school, it sucks, it's like a hockey puck, gets hit around by other schools, The ones that have fancy pools. We suck at sport, We could even go to court! My school's name on everything, Sh......

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Categories: hockey puck, 7th grade, 8th grade,
Form: Rhyme
At the Crux
...4/8/24 Aww shucks Still at the crux In a state of flux With reality still out of touch I've been puzzled much So I smoke a couple blunts That's a double dutch From dawn to dusk I turned my......

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Categories: hockey puck, dark, deep, life, poetry,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Hindu Voodoo - With Apologies To Dylan Thomas
...Tell me, my friend, when can I send My spirit gently into that good night? How many times do I have to die Before I get it right? Every car crash, train wreck, Overdose, misstep, Splinter......

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Categories: hockey puck, allegory, death, humor,
Form: Burlesque
Premium Member Clyde O'Toole's Bad Luck
...Clyde O'Toole suffered a heap of bad luck He was beaned with a wayward hockey puck He was heard to swear As it creased his hair Unfortunately Clyde forgot to......

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Categories: hockey puck, hockey, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Gourmet Concessions
...Smiling recollections, summer evening reflections, now almost gone for new generations while my venues of childhood musings and adolescent anticipations ...near extinction. I must concede my wi......

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Categories: hockey puck, memory,
Form: Narrative



Premium Member Curious Epitaphs
...Lecherous Luther was wont to grope He ceased to function at the end of a rope! Here lies Cletus as stiff as a board He slipped on the ice and busted his gourd! Here rests our dear Ruby who fa......

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Categories: hockey puck, death, fate, humorous,
Form: Epitaph
With a Wonderful Woman Beside Me
...Why does love always feel like a stick in my eye When I constantly reach for the sky Looking for the answers why It's kicking my butt and leaves An empty feeling in my gut Instead of chasing wo......

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Categories: hockey puck, anxiety, god, goodbye, how
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Just a Few Clerihews
...Warning, if you are under 60 you may not "get" some of these. Mohammad Ali taunting with poetry, his opponents he'd zing as he danced 'bout the ring. Graham Kerr "The Galloping Gourmet" oft......

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Categories: hockey puck, fun,
Form: Clerihew
My Blue Cheese Is a Dark, Reddish Brown
...Of all the foods in all the lands of culinary charm There is but one offender my taste buds can’t disarm While others may enjoy it, perhaps fried or as pate’ I would rather eat a heaping......

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Categories: hockey puck, food, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Ode To 'Yelp' Duplicity
...'Yelp's' a lark, (truth indeed?), maybe servant of greed? You want 'natural' ratings? Please your advice heed! Now your model for earning seems blackmail at best, You pollute client's site with co......

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Categories: hockey puck, abuse, fantasy, humor, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Mister Ice Man
...You see there's a nice man. He's Mister Ice Man. And Mister Ice Man. Skates on a hockey team. Mister Ice man. Hockey stick in hand. And Mister Ice Man. Do the best you can. Just slap that......

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Categories: hockey puck, hockey, song, sports,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member Lockout
... To the most ardent fans, this year has been hell. There are plenty of idle hockey rinks throughout the NHL. With season ticket holders, this has not been nice. They want to see their favorit......

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Categories: hockey puck, business, sports, games, games,
Form: Rhyme
A Life In Gum
...having grown up with a smoker for a father i have most certainly inhaled my fair share of second-hand so i never fell for the allure of big tobacco & the kool kids still, there have been parts in......

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Categories: hockey puck, lifelife, me, red,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Splendor On the Beach
...There I was, a lonely soul, lollin' on a Bermuda beach soakin' up the sun, Where the sand is pink and the rum swizzles will never be outdone! Where college goils from New Joisey and New Yawk flock ......

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Categories: hockey puck, romanceromantic, summer, me, romantic,
Form: Rhyme
Enough Paper
...I've got enough paper to build a new tree maybe i can get some kind of reward I'm doing it all to make you happy And maybe this will move things foward Seeing as the drawer is stuck And I'm bein......

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Categories: hockey puck, lovemay,
Form: Free verse

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