Limerick History Poems | Examples
These Limerick History poems are examples of History poems about Limerick. These are the best examples of History Limerick poems written by international poets.
Moses was a senior, quite an old man
God said: “OK, do the best you can"
He raised his rod, split the sea
Just when he had to go pee
"Who do you think I am, God ~ Superman?"
The owl, sipping port in his study,
Perusing philosophy muddy,
Proclaimed “Kant is cant,
And read more I shan’t,
I well know a fowl fuddy-duddy!”
Young Cleo had Caesar in her grasp.
So they stabbed him and said with a rasp.
You’ve disgraced us all.
It’s time for your fall.
And your girl can stick it up her Asp.
Trump’s plan for oil—a humdinger
Borrowed from Auric Goldfinger
Make foreign crude stale
While ours is for sale
At higher prices that linger
Young Isaac Newton sat under a tree
Got clunked on the head immediately ~
The apple rolled ‘neath his knee
Which caused him to pee, tee-hee ~
Newton’s pants discovered gravity
While most view T-Rex as extinct
To a romping reptile Don's linked!
Their shared DNA
Lets the T-Rump say:
We’ll stampede with orders I’ve inked
When Shakespeare's a mind for a cussing,
There's no indirection or fussing.
It's straight to the point,
A fool to annoint,
A wit-loaded bold blunderbussing.
Today’s anniversary marks twenty four years,
of the Nine-Eleven Attack that was given to fears.
As a bell denotes the dead,
each name will be read.
On a day in history that was awash with tears.
Raise e to the power of i
Then multiply i by a pi.
To all that, add one,
You'll see when you're done,
A zero will out of it fly.
See the novel anti-Trump signs
Protestor created designs
Don can't compromise
And blurs truth with lies
But we author all the best lines
As happiness now, Johnson thunk,
Requires that a fellow be drunk,
Pursuing the happy,
A literate chappy,
So happy became that he stunk.
Poetry, Plato says know it;
"Go," though, he says to the poet.
It's good to be good,
But be understood,
Best if you never do show it.
Aristotle, doth he opine,
That parrots grow saucy with wine.
I can't help but think
He drove it to drink,
The source of its moral decline.
Practicing hard at his yoga,
Cato convolved with his toga.
The news he was caught
In this Gordian Knot
Spread to the land of Busoga.
Tingling of tongue sent Euripides
Questing a tastier kind of cheese.
"I found cheddar magical,"
Said this poet tragical,
"Sailing the southern antipodes.”