Limerick History Poems
These Limerick History poems are examples of History poems about Limerick. These are the best examples of History Limerick poems written by international poets.
Euler's Identity
Raise e to the power of i
Then multiply i by a pi.
To all that, add one,
You'll see when you're done,
A zero will out of it...
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fun, history, humor, math,
Igor needs a bigger lab XVSee the novel anti-Trump signs
Protestor created designs
Don can't compromise
And blurs truth with lies
But we author all the best lines...
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art, history, horror, humanity,
Samuel Johnson, Happiness and Wine
As happiness now, Johnson thunk,
Requires that a fellow be drunk,
Pursuing the happy,
A literate chappy,
So happy became that he stunk....
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drink, england, happiness, history,
Plato and the Poet
Poetry, Plato says know it;
"Go," though, he says to the poet.
It's good to be good,
But be understood,
Best if you never do show it....
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funny, history, humor, humorous,
Aristotle and the ParrotAristotle, doth he opine,
That parrots grow saucy with wine.
I can't help but think
He drove it to drink,
The source of its moral decline....
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history, animal, bird, drink, funny,
Roman YogaPracticing hard at his yoga,
Cato convolved with his toga.
The news he was caught
In this Gordian Knot
Spread to the land of Busoga.
...
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africa, clothes, funny, history,
The Cheese of EuripidesTingling of tongue sent Euripides
Questing a tastier kind of cheese.
"I found cheddar magical,"
Said this poet tragical,
"Sailing the southern antipodes.”...
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food, history, humor, poets,
Herodotus Theory of WinterHerodotus thought that the sun,
When blown from its course, summer's done.
That wasn't quite true,
Was maybe coo-coo,
But thinking about it is fun....
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history, fun, funny, science, silly,
Brutus - Limerick VersionWell, Brutus was that sort of chap
As whacked his old man in the Cap.
The senators there,
They’d stab or they’d stare,
With all other business a wrap.
...
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history, anger, business, death, father
The Revenge of the MammalsA dinosaur, two tons or three,
Heard tell from a mammal quite wee:
“Why, one day your tar
Shall burn in a car
That’s driven by creatures like me!”
...
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history, anger, animal, car, conflict,
Of Knights and SpandexThe knights that in histories lurk,
They never wore spandex to work.
O’er heroes today
That dress in this way,
The dragons, they snort and they smirk.
...
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history, adventure, animal, clothes, fantasy,
Untitledthere was an old man named Ford
who thought history was absurd
he said it was all bunk
then his company produced a junk
and the Edsel became the...
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history, humor,
PharaohThe man who a Pharaoh would be
Must dress for success to the T.
The hair 'neath his chin
Must wrap round his shin:
It cannot be just to...
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history, clothes, fashion, fun, funny,
What's thisHe has an ego so swollen
And says elections were stolen
The "Big Lie" he'll spiel
Has MAGA appeal
For those with brains up their colon
...
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history, political,
All the world has turned blind - 1Captive truth in pages stay confined,
History no kind be to mankind.
In vain Draupadis cry,
We all watch will-less dry,
Why just Dhritarashtra?
Proud, what we call rashtra,
Perhaps...
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history, women, world,