Hens Poems - Poems about Hens

...But why is she knitting a nest? We asked each other. We knew the old bird was too old to become a mother. The bird sat quietly with knitting needles clicking away. She liked it when she confused u......Read the rest...

...Fancy dancy rooster with a cha cha cha Strumped up like a prancy peacock, with a fah lah lah Suit jacket was custom made by Dior himself, of course. Daisies on the lapel are much too much said the......Read the rest...

...We have a choice, On how many children will turn out, And by throwing the parents under a bus, For the Wolves and Jackals to fight over, The outcome for the children will always be the same. W......Read the rest...

...Hens were in the spa for the third time that day Farmer Jones was angry, for they now had a weird lay Their eggs were hard-boiled, nothing ready to fry up. We’ll have to throw away that spa he sai......Read the rest...

...Lake county music company filled with slots carney folk real carny folk the little pete's illegal gambling road show throughout the Midwest gaming like your idol Frank Peter Balistreiri the ......Read the rest...

...What doth he do? In the hall of learning He, teaches us alphabets Using which we simulate stupendous sonnets he teaches us, with contrasting countenance from mere additions to anatomy of hens Th......Read the rest...

...A blank stare into nothingness Suddenly I looked up as something caught my eye A very pretty girl saunters in and buys herself a coffee And perches herself cross-legged upon a cleared table in fro......Read the rest...

...If only Eve hadn’t met Adam And angry Hitler had met Freuid If Stanley never met Ollie And David Gilmore had never been in Pink Floyd Shakespeare had run out of ink and quill for a pen Mother Hu......Read the rest...

...Matthew O' Harris Ease A "FAKE" Irishman Saint Patrick's Day, or Feast of Saint Patrick Lá Fhéile Pádraig invoke even non Irish to proclaim Éirinn go Brách translated as "Ireland Forever." ......Read the rest...

...is everyone from Barking Barking mad? Does everyone In Lambeth do the Lambeth walk? Is Leicester Square In Leicester? Is The Elephant And Castle a place where they hide Elephants? Is Oxford Stre......Read the rest...

... The chicks around here are really Tough and mean So mean they'd spit in your eye Steal a babbies ice cream And make them cry Dressed in leathers Riding their noisy roaring motorcycles At s......Read the rest...

... You can’t take it with you After you’re gone You can’t take it, nor Can you take a song You can’t take a maybe Nor a bowl of gravy But it doesn’t just mean That you can’t take the green ......Read the rest...

... In the nursery rhyme Humpty Dumpty who or what he represents is still a mystery. Some think he may in fact have been an egg though this hypothesis does not acknowledge. And yet he’s always......Read the rest...

...What do those old hens have to gab about? This hiss in the barnyard came out as a pout. They are roosters, I replied, looking about. Saying nothing, said the snake, no doubt. It must be somethi......Read the rest...

...What do those old hens have to gab about? This hiss in the barnyard came out as a pout. They are roosters, I replied, looking about. Saying nothing, said the snake, no doubt. It must be somethi......Read the rest...