Hawed Poems - Poems about Hawed

... Heard my dad mutter, a hundred greenbacks, you trying to give me a heart attack. For that much money, truth be told, that dog of yours had better crap gold. Then dad hemmed and hawed, grum......

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... Two guys at the corner of Fifth and Grant, were looking pretty far down on their luck. Because their beat-up old station wagon, just got T-boned by a Ford pickup truck. The light was green fo......

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...Unidentified extraterrestrial(s) willingly abducted me As a divergence from the apocalyptical, dialectical, geomorphological, judgmatical, metaphorical, philosophical..., I share an out of ......

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...“I haven’t seen you at all in the town, never got the chance to talk until now.” He introduced himself, she did the same, but he struggled to get more than her name, of strangers Joanne seemed no......

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...Unidentified flying object abducted yours truly,... a willing experimental subject to escape untenable married life. Upon falling into a deep slumber, the following subconscious somnambu......

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...If I hear one more word about that turquoise monster I will turn blue. Like the monster, Daddy? Asked his observant daughter, little Sue. Her mother smiled, knowing who would win this battle round.......

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...At the family Christmas dinner I asked my nephews, all smart and educated lads, about NFT's and cryptocurrency. They agreed that NFT's are just a fad, soon to be worthless, but hedged on bitcoin. So......

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...The adults pussyfooted and hemmed and hawed Not calling him out for his atrocities or lack of integrity. But a child came by, who understood the importance and the integrity of her own inappositen......

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...Jack's wife went and burnt his favorite stew He came home, kissed her, said: "Honey, what's new?" Poor Jane hemmed and she hawed Then husband Jack guffawed Asked: "So what is it that smells......

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...Did you hear about the moose, who thought he was a goose? He swam and he honked and even waddled when he walked. But it would make you cry, if you had seen it with your own eyes, the morning when tha......

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...Impeachment of Trump, a hoax and a witch hunt.... THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 6, 2020 Impeachment Of President Trump Dismissed - It Was A Hoax http://malaysiansmustknowthetruth.blogspot.com/2020/02/im......

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...A Banker and a Lawyer were nose to nose in a fit of angry rage. Having dented fenders while driving and now were both fiercely engaged. While each was casting blame at the other f......

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...An emperor spoke in poetic verse Which led to fame for him at first But after some time, it became a curse For the Emperor had no prose. Poetic measure determined his fate The body politic cou......

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...i remember first when i sat i saw blue turn to red but instead thought this is where the get has got so i as a bird needn't pee a pissing trail to tell hey this is me simply sitting on......

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...The Wisemen were summoned to Herod’s palace, a night so fine. He wanted to know when the star in the east rose, so sublime. They hemmed and hawed for a while, for they figured out why He was so k......

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