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Tradin’ Coon Hounds

...
Heard my dad mutter, a hundred greenbacks,
you trying to give me a heart attack.

For that much money, truth be told,
that dog of yours had better crap gold.

Then dad hemmed and hawed,
grum...

Stay In Bed

...
Two guys at the corner of Fifth and Grant,
were looking pretty far down on their luck.
Because their beat-up old station wagon,
just got T-boned by a Ford pickup truck.

The light was green fo...

Unidentified Extraterrestrials Willingly Abducted Me

...Unidentified extraterrestrial(s) willingly abducted me

As a divergence 
from the apocalyptical, dialectical, 
geomorphological, judgmatical, 
metaphorical, philosophical...,
I share an out of ...

The Widow In Her Cabin, Part Ii

...“I haven’t seen you at all in the town,
never got the chance to talk until now.”
He introduced himself, she did the same,
but he struggled to get more than her name,
of strangers Joanne seemed no...

Unidentified Flying Object Abducted Yours Truly,

...Unidentified flying object abducted yours truly,... 

a willing experimental subject 
to escape untenable married life.

Upon falling into a deep slumber, 
the following subconscious 
somnambu...

Scared of the Turquoise Monster

...If I hear one more word about that turquoise monster I will turn blue.
Like the monster, Daddy? Asked his observant daughter, little Sue.
Her mother smiled, knowing who would win this battle round....

What We Value

...At the family Christmas dinner I asked my nephews, all smart and educated lads, about NFT's and cryptocurrency.  They agreed that NFT's are just a fad, soon to be worthless, but hedged on bitcoin. So...

Proud of Her Mightiness

...The adults pussyfooted and hemmed and hawed
Not calling him out for his atrocities or lack of integrity.
But a child came by, who understood the importance
and the integrity of her own inappositen...

She Hemmed and She Hawed

...Jack's wife went and burnt his favorite stew
He came home, kissed her, said: "Honey, what's new?"
   Poor Jane hemmed and she hawed
   Then husband Jack guffawed
Asked: "So what is it that smells...

All Mixed Up

...Did you hear about the moose, who thought he was a goose? He swam and he honked and even waddled when he walked. But it would make you cry, if you had seen it with your own eyes, the morning when tha...

Impeachment of Trump, a Hoax and a Witchhunt

...Impeachment of Trump, a hoax and a witch hunt.... 


THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 6, 2020
Impeachment Of President Trump Dismissed - It Was A Hoax
http://malaysiansmustknowthetruth.blogspot.com/2020/02/im...

A Day In Heaven

...A Banker and a Lawyer were nose to nose 
    in a fit of angry rage.
Having dented fenders while driving 
    and now were both fiercely engaged.
While each was casting blame at the other 
    f...

The Emperor Has No Prose

...An emperor spoke in poetic verse
Which led to fame for him at first
But after some time, it became a curse
For the Emperor had no prose.

Poetic measure determined his fate
The body politic cou...

Impromptu

...i remember
first when i sat
i saw blue turn to
red but instead thought

this is where
the get has got 
so i as a bird needn't
pee a pissing trail to tell

hey this is
me simply sitting
on...

Manger Story

...The Wisemen were summoned to Herod’s palace, a night so fine.
He wanted to know when the star in the east rose, so sublime.
They hemmed and hawed for a while, for they figured out why 
He was so k...

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