Short Hawed Poems

There once was a man who swallowed a bug
Put his hand in his mouth and started to tug
He hemmed and he hawed
Even pulled out a saw
Now he smiles with only one tooth on his mug...

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Hit Trump In Head with Hammer

When we saw Trump's use of grammar,
Wanted to hit his head with a hammer;
Idiot complete,
And will repeat;
Himmed and hawed around and did stammer.

Jim Horn...

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Jack's wife went and burnt his favorite stew
He came home, kissed her, said: "Honey, what's new?"
   Poor Jane hemmed and she hawed
   Then husband Jack guffawed
Asked: "So what is it that smells like a shoe?"...

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(Un)Happy Hour

Bob went to the doc with pain in his rear
Walked with a limp and was "loaded" with fear
doc hemmed and he hawed 
amazed what he saw
Stashed deep in Bob's butt were two pints of beer...

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The adults pussyfooted and hemmed and hawed
Not calling him out for his atrocities or lack of integrity.
But a child came by, who understood the importance
and the integrity of her own inappositeness
So she let him have it, revealing his truth like no other
She exposed him, accidentally shaming the grown ups
Her comments were timely and pertinent.
As her mother, I was proud of her mightiness.
As a learner, I was taught by the best.
And she was only five at the time....

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