Tim Smith Poet Limerick

Laughter Is the Best Medicine - Limerick Contest

(Un)Happy Hour

Bob went to the doc with pain in his rear
Walked with a limp and was "loaded" with fear
doc hemmed and he hawed 
amazed what he saw
Stashed deep in Bob's butt were two pints of beer

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Andrea Dietrich October 23, 2016 at 9:13 PM yep, I knew this one would score high.WAY to go, Tim.

Paul Callus October 21, 2016 at 1:18 PM He must have sat on beer bottles by mistake! You paint a funny picture, Tim, and the title is great. Congrats on this fine win. // paul

Beautiful Scars October 21, 2016 at 9:02 AM lol! great one Tim :) Congratulations on your placement :)-luloo

Janice Canerdy October 20, 2016 at 9:41 PM Ouch! Poor old Bob must've been walking funny. Congrats on your win, Tim! Janice

Joseph May October 20, 2016 at 8:22 PM Congrats on your win Tim

Alexis Y. October 20, 2016 at 7:29 PM Hi Tim, I just coming back to say congratulations on your fine win: -) Alexis

Charlie Smith October 20, 2016 at 7:22 PM Cans or bottles??? Congratulations Tim...

Jan Allison October 20, 2016 at 6:46 PM Great humour Tim:-) Many congrats on your top spot:-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats October 14, 2016 at 12:10 PM Busted a gut at "loaded with fear" !!! Outstanding, lim-master Tim! :-):-):-) Tim Smith October 14, 2016 at 12:19 PM lol...Thanks John

Eve Roper October 13, 2016 at 9:41 PM Funny :-) good luck in the contest Hugs Eve Tim Smith October 14, 2016 at 12:19 PM Thanks Eve

Joseph May October 13, 2016 at 8:57 PM Lol...Nice one Tim... Tim Smith October 14, 2016 at 12:18 PM thanks Joseph

Andrea Dietrich October 13, 2016 at 8:06 PM OH BROTHER. hahaha Tim Smith October 14, 2016 at 12:18 PM lol

Alexis Y. October 13, 2016 at 7:20 PM Outch....Lol! The imagery in the limerick is off the charts.Bob should have called it a night several hours ago. Jan is going to love this one. I wish you best of luck in contest: -) Alexis Tim Smith October 14, 2016 at 12:17 PM Thanks : )

Grant Norwood October 13, 2016 at 3:01 PM was trying to think of a joke around IPA, Got as far as Incredibly Painful... but couldnt work out what the A should be. Grant Norwood October 20, 2016 at 10:29 PM congrats on your placement! Tim Smith October 13, 2016 at 3:07 PM acupuncture ...loo

Daniel Turner October 13, 2016 at 12:32 PM I've heard of beer enemas but this is taking it a little too far:) Very funny, Tim. Tim Smith October 13, 2016 at 12:33 PM Lol... thanks DT

Poet Destroyer A October 13, 2016 at 11:21 AM Tim, lol. Wonder how drunk Bob was....lol... pd Tim Smith October 13, 2016 at 11:37 AM There must have been a two for one special...lol or 2 for 2

Mark Paul Van Der Merwe October 13, 2016 at 7:35 AM Okay Tim - this is definitely a winner for me - good luck in the contest not that you need it. - LOL Tim Smith October 13, 2016 at 7:44 AM Lol... Thanks Mark

Paloma P October 13, 2016 at 5:50 AM Ouch, apparently, not so happy hour. :) You'd be amazed what they find, my friend is a nurse in the ER, she has ALL kinds of stories... Tim Smith October 13, 2016 at 7:27 AM Very unhappy if he doesn't get them out. Lol

Charmaine Chircop October 13, 2016 at 3:41 AM Holy cow: )lol..Loved this.You are so good at limericks. Tim Smith October 13, 2016 at 7:26 AM Going to be Holy Crap...lol

Darren White October 12, 2016 at 11:23 PM I've heard of people smuggle all sorts of stuff, but this? Hahaha Tim Smith October 13, 2016 at 7:25 AM Lol

Viv Wigley October 12, 2016 at 9:50 PM I know that my good lady can open a bottle of beer with her eye socket, Tim, but this is incredible! Fun write, and good luck in the contest. Regards, Viv Tim Smith October 12, 2016 at 10:02 PM That's a good party trick...lol...Thanks Viv

Casarah Nance October 12, 2016 at 9:36 PM HAhAha, I need some good medicine right now, sick as I am, and this had me laughing out loud, which is not what my sore throat needed, but ...it was worth it... very funny. Tim Smith October 12, 2016 at 10:01 PM Glad I could give a laugh Cas. My two girls were sick last weekend. It spreads quick when they are in school.

Arthur Vaso October 12, 2016 at 9:32 PM Always important to have Backups, pardon the pun! Hilarious! Tim Smith October 12, 2016 at 9:35 PM lol...you never know when you'll get thirsty