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She Hemmed and She Hawed

Jack's wife went and burnt his favorite stew He came home, kissed her, said: "Honey, what's new?" Poor Jane hemmed and she hawed Then husband Jack guffawed Asked: "So what is it that smells like a shoe?"

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Date: 11/3/2020 4:15:00 AM
I have created concoctions like this, and often. If there is someone who hates cooking you are hearing from her right now.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/3/2020 10:38:00 AM
Lucky me. I can always turn off my hearing aid. lol. :)
Date: 11/1/2020 6:35:00 PM
Lol! Gershon, This is funny! It could be his shoe in the stew, that has the awful smell too. Thanks for bring the “ funny!”Have a good evening :-) Alexis
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/1/2020 8:36:00 PM
Alexis, thanks for letting me know you got a little laugh out of this one. Pleasant dreams, Gershon
Date: 11/1/2020 5:16:00 PM
LOL. Funny Gershon. Thank you for the laugh :)
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/1/2020 8:36:00 PM
Heidi, happy to hear that you got a smile out of this one. Hope all is well. Take care now. Faith and Hope, Gershon
Date: 11/1/2020 3:48:00 PM
My wife has near 'goat' like abilities to eat anything. Flavor to her is totally unnecessary. We suffer on. Cute poem my friend. Have a great day.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/1/2020 8:35:00 PM
David, I am very happy to hear that your wife is the Greatest Of All Time (goat). So sweet of you to anoint her. lol. Thanks for the support, my friend. Keep those cartoons coming now. Smiles and Grins, Gershon
Date: 11/1/2020 10:25:00 AM
I think their son went on to dig “holes.” Oh wait that’s when the dad was cooking.
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Date: 11/1/2020 7:49:00 AM
Must have been that cheesy smell lol
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/1/2020 3:45:00 PM
Say cheese, Jack! :)

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