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She Hemmed and She Hawed

Jack's wife went and burnt his favorite stew
He came home, kissed her, said: "Honey, what's new?"
   Poor Jane hemmed and she hawed
   Then husband Jack guffawed
Asked: "So what is it that smells like a shoe?"

Copyright © Gershon Wolf | Year Posted 2020

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Caren Krutsinger Date: 11/3/2020 4:15:00 AM I have created concoctions like this, and often. If there is someone who hates cooking you are hearing from her right now. Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 11/3/2020 10:38:00 AM Lucky me. I can always turn off my hearing aid. lol. :)

Alexis Y. Date: 11/1/2020 6:35:00 PM Lol! Gershon, This is funny! It could be his shoe in the stew, that has the awful smell too. Thanks for bring the “ funny!”Have a good evening :-) Alexis Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 11/1/2020 8:36:00 PM Alexis, thanks for letting me know you got a little laugh out of this one. Pleasant dreams, Gershon

Heidi Sands Date: 11/1/2020 5:16:00 PM LOL. Funny Gershon. Thank you for the laugh :) Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 11/1/2020 8:36:00 PM Heidi, happy to hear that you got a smile out of this one. Hope all is well. Take care now. Faith and Hope, Gershon

David Mchattie Date: 11/1/2020 3:48:00 PM My wife has near 'goat' like abilities to eat anything. Flavor to her is totally unnecessary. We suffer on. Cute poem my friend. Have a great day. Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 11/1/2020 8:35:00 PM David, I am very happy to hear that your wife is the Greatest Of All Time (goat). So sweet of you to anoint her. lol. Thanks for the support, my friend. Keep those cartoons coming now. Smiles and Grins, Gershon

Kim Rodrigues Date: 11/1/2020 10:25:00 AM I think their son went on to dig “holes.” Oh wait that’s when the dad was cooking. Login to Reply

Tom Cunningham Date: 11/1/2020 7:49:00 AM Must have been that cheesy smell lol Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 11/1/2020 3:45:00 PM Say cheese, Jack! :)