Tradin’ Coon Hounds

Heard my dad mutter, a hundred greenbacks, you trying to give me a heart attack. For that much money, truth be told, that dog of yours had better crap gold. Then dad hemmed and hawed, grumbled and guffawed, Wiped his lips and said with a smile, “Just let me chew on it for a while.” Pretty soon dad stood and said, how about I trade you Stumpy instead. Sonny grinned but said, don’t quite seem fair, but if’n you throw in Sue, that’d make a good pair. Then they hiked up their pants leg to sit. leaned forward over the ash can and spit, They took another drink of white port wine, after a while dad said,”Reckon that’ll be fine.” With a handshake the deal was done, each one sure they just got the best one. Then they threw away the bottle’s plug, and sat there til they finished off that jug