Hanky Poems - Poems about Hanky

A sweet young bank teller named Doris Had a crush on her co-worker, Boris. But one day while at work The young clerk went berserk When she caught Boris banging the manager, Morris. Doris' secret admirer, Dan Danson, Was swarthy, tall, and roguishly handsome. But the next day while at work, This clerk, too, went berserk, Took an ATM hostage and held it for...

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I feel just like that old grey squirrel, whose belly is empty as can be. He keeps on searching for those acorns, but he has climbed up a maple tree. He worked hard and long the whole darn year, burying his food out on the lawn. But when he went back to grab a snack, he had...

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Waves slapping me all over my body rocked by the riptide of your embrace; Rough and tumble hanky panky, there is nothing left to chase....

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I was given a little hanky as white as could be. And with every stitch you could make me into what ever you want me to be. Or maybe just fold me up and dust off your dirty old sit. You could hold me tight at your daughter's wedding to wipe away your your tears. Or place me in your husband pocket It will make me look so pretty...

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I'm feeling prickly better not cuddle tonight I'm not feeling right you got a headache? no, just a little bit pooped better not prick me No Hanky Panky tonight? Maybe just a peck then ? what do you say ? wanna play ?...

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I once knew a crazy old man Uncle Hanky P. Hunk. He had the dirtiest house, the drabbest bunk. I think that he was often kind of drunk. His bedding was full of icky sticky gunk. Once in wandered a tiny black and white skunk. He fell on the floor with a loud heavy thunk. Did that even wake Uncle...

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Essential for a happy life is love and hanky panky Nothing else comes close, well maybe boozing quite frankly I may seem obsessed As you might have guessed Love those cute fillies dressed oh so quite scantily...

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Essential for a happy life is love and hanky panky Nothing else comes close, well maybe boozing quite frankly I may seem obsessed As you might have guessed Love those cute fillies dressed oh so scantily...

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a rustling of leaves faerie magic underfoot hanky elf swanky...

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Essential for a happy life is love and hanky panky Nothing else comes close, well maybe boozing quite frankly I may seem obsessed As you've probably guessed Love those cute fillies dressed oh so quite scantily...

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Essential for a happy life is love and hanky panky Nothing comes close, well maybe boozing quite frankly I may seem obsessed As you've probably guessed Love those cute fillies dressed quite scantily...

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I was pretty cranky when my spanky new bike was janky. The frame was too short for my body, too tall and lanky. The tires too fat, too hard to push up boggy maintain trails. The deal I got clearly a lemon janky, all wrapped in hanky-panky. The bike looked so nice out of the box, its chrome frame...

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Ah-choo! Bless you! Hanky? Thank ye, Got cold? Blow nose... Feel hot, To trot! Drug store, Buy more! Return, Discern, Took swill, Nyquill, Hanky Panky? Health crap, Strength sap! Hear snore, Night bore, Long sleep, No reap, No luck, Gave up, Frankly, cranky, Cold dour… Shower. 1-28-17...

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JANKY HANKY PANKY If I had an experience JANKY would I need a bib or a hanky would I have to say “Oh, Thank ye” to a lady I paid just to spank me or would I be regaled with mutton and ales as crusty old goats told seagoing tales perhaps I would weep in a tall castle keep awaiting a knight to wake me from my...

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Essential for a happy life, is love, money, and hanky panky Nothing even comes close, hmmm perhaps a l'il boozing quite frankly I may seem obsessed As you've probably guessed As well as some cute young fillies dressed quite scantily © Jack Ellison 2015...

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