Hanky Poems - Poems about Hanky

Forte Hanky Panky

Bound so tight with your silken love
tends to excite that wild beast within.
The dark of a crow and light of a dove.

This collaboration I’m eager to begin,
you leave me breathless and sweating.
I fall hard for that overtly masculine grin.

Your wet growl leaves me anticipating,
it echoes the tempo that haunts me.
Don’t say this is a game

Some Banking Hanky Panky

A sweet young bank teller named Doris
Had a crush on her co-worker, Boris.
But one day while at work
The young clerk went berserk
When she caught Boris banging the manager, Morris.

Doris' secret admirer, Dan Danson,
Was swarthy, tall, and roguishly handsome.
But the next day while at work,
This clerk, too, went berserk,
Took an ATM hostage and held it for

Hanky Panky

I feel just like that old grey squirrel, 
whose belly is empty as can be.
He keeps on searching for those acorns, 
but he has climbed up a maple tree.

He worked hard and long the whole darn year, 
burying his food out on the lawn. 
But when he went back to grab a snack, 
he had

Hanky Panky

Waves slapping me all over my body
rocked by the riptide of your embrace;
Rough and tumble hanky panky,
there is nothing left to chase.

My Little Hanky

I was given a
little hanky
as white as could be.
And with every stitch 
you could make me
into what ever you
want me to be.
Or maybe just fold
me up and dust
 off your dirty
old sit.
You could hold me
tight at your daughter's wedding
to wipe away your 
your tears.
Or place me in
your husband pocket 
It will make me look
so pretty

No Hanky Panky Tonight

I'm feeling prickly 
better not cuddle tonight 
I'm not feeling right 

you got a headache?
no, just a little bit pooped 
better not prick me 

No Hanky Panky 
tonight? Maybe just a peck  
then ? what do you say ? 

wanna play ?

Uncle Hanky P Hunk

I once knew a crazy old man Uncle Hanky P. Hunk. 
He had the dirtiest house, the drabbest bunk.
I think that he was often kind of drunk.
His bedding was full of icky sticky gunk.

Once in wandered a tiny black and white skunk.
He fell on the floor with a loud heavy thunk.
Did that even wake Uncle

Hanky Panky

Essential for a happy life is love and hanky panky
Nothing else comes close, well maybe boozing quite frankly
I may seem obsessed
As you might have guessed
Love those cute fillies dressed oh so quite scantily

Hanky Panky

Essential for a happy life is love and hanky panky
Nothing else comes close, well maybe boozing quite frankly
I may seem obsessed
As you might have guessed
Love those cute fillies dressed oh so scantily

Elf Hanky Panky

a rustling of leaves

faerie magic underfoot

hanky elf swanky

Hanky Panky

Essential for a happy life is love and hanky panky
Nothing else comes close, well maybe boozing quite frankly
I may seem obsessed
As you've probably guessed
Love those cute fillies dressed oh so quite scantily

Hanky Panky

Essential for a happy life is love and hanky panky
Nothing comes close, well maybe boozing quite frankly
I may seem obsessed
As you've probably guessed
Love those cute fillies dressed quite scantily

Hanky-Panky Janky

I was pretty cranky when my spanky new bike was janky.
The frame was too short for my body, too tall and lanky.
The tires too fat, too hard to push up boggy maintain trails.
The deal I got clearly a lemon janky, all wrapped in hanky-panky.

The bike looked so nice out of the box, its chrome frame

Honeymoon Hanky Panky

Ah-choo!
Bless you!

Hanky?
Thank ye,

Got cold?
Blow nose...

Feel hot,
To trot!

Drug store,
Buy more!

Return,
Discern,

Took swill,
Nyquill,

Hanky
Panky?

Health crap,
Strength sap!

Hear snore,
Night bore,

Long sleep,
No reap,

No luck,
Gave up,

Frankly,
cranky,

Cold dour…
Shower.



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Janky Hanky Panky

JANKY HANKY PANKY


If I had an experience JANKY
would I need a bib or a hanky
would I have to say “Oh, Thank ye”
to a lady I paid just to spank me

or would I be regaled
with mutton and ales
as crusty old goats
told seagoing tales

perhaps I would weep
in a tall castle keep
awaiting a knight
to wake me from my

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