Short Hanky Poems

cranky
hanky


11/11/23...

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hanky to dry eye
I join the thick drift
mourning my foe's death...

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a rustling of leaves

faerie magic underfoot

hanky elf swanky...

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snow falls in thick drifts
whitening our green landscape
I need a hanky...

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Molly- gorry,  willy- nilly,  hanky- panky, 
   hurry up, the weather is changing....

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Thou Yank.
Hut OK?  Nay?
O', Yak hunt?
OK, hay nut.

Uh, not yak!
Hunky oat?
Hanky out.
Thank you....

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Waves slapping me all over my body
rocked by the riptide of your embrace;
Rough and tumble hanky panky,
there is nothing left to chase....

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Jack was oh so lean and lanky
Jill was all for hanky panky
But things went amuck
When Jack's zipper stuck
In a pinch, she found him cranky!...

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P: Personal
E:Enforcement
A: against
C: Crime
E: Ends.

Excuse Me, Thanks.
Suits to all ranks.
No Hanky, No Banky,
No matter for Tanks....

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Old and Cranky


When I get old and cranky
I'll never phone old Hanky
I will water plants
I won't pee in pants
Cause sometimes get cranky


Written: Nov. 17, 2015
Theresa W-C...

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fresh rhinestone snowflakes
Grandma’s hanky
furry Christmas muff
Star of Bethlehem
Scalloped lace pinafore
Daddy’s ironed collar
clean glistening memories
the whites of Christmas...

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Dear Lord, I feel roxy!
I am on the move!
No need for a proxy,
Let me enjoy the groove.

Hey you! Looking swanky! 
It turns out you could do
Good deal hanky-panky.
Come closer - I won't sue....

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Poor old Dan was a bit of a schmuck
Ran out of gas in his brand new truck
Now late for his date
Boy, was she irate
No hanky panky was his bad luck



hanky panky- loosely translated as sexual activity...

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Essential for a happy life is love and hanky panky
Nothing comes close, well maybe boozing quite frankly
I may seem obsessed
As you've probably guessed
Love those cute fillies dressed quite scantily...

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Essential for a happy life is love and hanky panky
Nothing else comes close, well maybe boozing quite frankly
I may seem obsessed
As you might have guessed
Love those cute fillies dressed oh so scantily...

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The greatest doggie in the world is our “Annie”
An almost human golden retriever, it's really uncanny
Her vocabulary is wide
By our wishes, she abides
At times she's naughty but we put up with her hanky panky...

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Essential for a happy life is love and hanky panky
Nothing else comes close, well maybe boozing quite frankly
I may seem obsessed
As you might have guessed
Love those cute fillies dressed oh so quite scantily...

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Essential for a happy life is love and hanky panky
Nothing else comes close, well maybe boozing quite frankly
I may seem obsessed
As you've probably guessed
Love those cute fillies dressed oh so quite scantily...

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Hanky Panky


    Big Hank
 Robbed Bank 

     In Jail
   Met Gail

    Got Out
   Had Clout 

   He's bad 
  She's glad  

  They Wed 
    In Bed


10-21-16

Contest: Five Fabulous Footles
Sponsor: Jan Allison...

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I'm feeling prickly 
better not cuddle tonight 
I'm not feeling right 

you got a headache?
no, just a little bit pooped 
better not prick me 

No Hanky Panky 
tonight? Maybe just a peck  
then ? what do you say ? 

wanna play ?...

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An Unwashed Handkerchief

Stanky 
Hanky

Prison Noise

Slammer
clamor

Construction Noise

Hammer
Clamor

Bad English

Gringo 
Lingo

Seen in the Buff

Granny
Fanny

April 20, 2022
For A Brian Strand Premiere Choice Poetry Contest...

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Yogi Bear was named after this famous New York Yankee
Twas Yogi Berra, hearing him speak you never be cranky
A real fun loving soul
With a heart of pure gold
His goofy wit had his teammates forever needing a hanky


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Essential for a happy life, is love, money, and hanky panky
Nothing even comes close, hmmm perhaps a l'il boozing quite frankly
I may seem obsessed
As you've probably guessed
As well as some cute young fillies dressed quite scantily


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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There was a dirty old man named Hanky

   Who suggested they play Hanky-Panky

      Please meet me at my chateau

         Your hubby will never know

            She jabbed where it hurt and said No Thanky

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved...

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dear 
dear 
youre drowning in fear 

sit down 
take a seat
now are you listening clear?

poor love 
take this hanky 
shed not one more tear

as from now
onward
ill stay with you here

never a moment 
your friend 
is not near 


dear
dear
let your woes disappear 
 







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