Gherkins Poems - Poems about Gherkins

...Split pickle, sliced pickle, crisp pickle, knife All in the jar planning the night of their life Paul pokes a pinky in, eyeing his snack, But this time the gherkins decide to fight back They ......

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...It's a PICKLE PARTY and you're being invited! Return your RSVP saying you'll be delighted to attend. Don't forget to bring your sunscreen so, you can keep your lovely shade of green. The pool w......

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...No bash so far, beats the one in the jar Emcee DJ Green spins for the jarstar No ill will to spill, just dancing on dill When the lid comes off it’s an open bar! So relish your time and come g......

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...Bread and Butter showed up first, thank God, with bread and butter (we hadn't any food out yet). They had flown in from Detroit on a real time-crunch. Then the Gherkins arrived Pushing thro......

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...A firkin of gherkins in brine Were found floating along the Rhine They, tossed from some party For being too tarty And spoiling the taste of the wine It's A Pickle Party Poetry Contest Sp......

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...I don’t have asbestos fingers and my blisters come from the garden Toiling the soil and growing fine ingredients for such gourmet cuisine Like ‘throw it all in the one pan dishes’ and crystal ball ......

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... Good King Wenceslas again On the feast of Stephen Saw the snow spread white and plain Deep and crisp and even. Afar a snowy hump in sight Attracted his attention Could it be that some......

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...QUIRKS I once had a friend long time past Who was wont to always break his fast On cornflakes not with honey and milk But pickled onions, gherkins and their ilk Now if that’s not a quirk I’......

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...“Everybody duck, everybody run, and everybody hide. Quickly now. Hurry. IT is happening now. All run run run” In haste the message spoke. Radiating booming voice from the tissue box placed in the mid......

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...Well wobbling around in a pear tree dressed in a space suit can be very very dangerous. You might fall. And fallings are failings and failings flay the flesh from even the smallest atom that arrives ......

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...A weasel wibble wobbling can be said to have ingested copious amounts of indemonstrable indelible ink today as it soared into doorways, hallways, cloakrooms, and buffet tables. Buffet tables are neit......

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...firkins and gherkins and whistles and shoes cluster bombs, punji stakes, death in the news choppers chattering napalm splattering a carpet bombed mind with asian war blues cracked vinyl record......

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...Gherkins or no Gherkins, A life or death decision......

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...When the chequered pattern of plain wallpaper catches your eye a budgie can perform a backflip whilst eating a cucumber. It is wise to use a stapler to fasten a knot in a ceiling beam. Buttered botto......

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...“Knock, knock” “Who’s there?” I haven’t a clue What day is it? Who’s at my door? “Here is some breakfast I made just for you” Says some stranger who slept on my floor The sight of the eggs and t......

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