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Gets My Goat Poems - Poems about Gets My Goat

White Man
... Everywhere the white man put his foot unerringly on unwary locals he stepped 'til they became downtrodden unable their customs to accept physically mentally financially from top to toe......

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Categories: gets my goat, discrimination, engagement, men, racism,
Form: Rhyme
Core Upped
...My ballot arrived in the mail Like a skull & crossbones in gaol But what gets my goat If I do not vote Then the GOP will prevail* *For the Trumps to escape prosecution, only the number of......

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Categories: gets my goat, political,
Form: Limerick



What Gets My Goat By Noah Kidding
...What Gets My Goat - By Noah Kidding Though I shy away from drink, an unexpected case of DT's finds this ace of spades (also known as the spadille) bleating heart liberal, airing how disgrac......

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Categories: gets my goat, america, anger, discrimination, games,
Form: Political Verse
Cowbirds
...Behold the humble Cowbird, such an evolutionary quirk. Somehow nature taught this bird to be a first-rate jerk! When it comes to low and dirty tricks no other bird can match it; She lays an egg in......

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Categories: gets my goat, bird, work,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member The Deadbeat Neighbor
...I gave my neighbor a poinsettia plant as a gift At Christmas two years ago, but now I am miffed! His apartment is right next door to mine. The gorgeous red blooms were just divine. Now he still......

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Categories: gets my goat, christmas, funny, humorous,
Form: Rhyme



I Passed Away Last Weekend
...Well, here I am. I never expected it to happen this soon, but I passed away last weekend. Stupid horse, I told them I didn't like horses, too much power for an animal that gets spooked so easi......

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Categories: gets my goat, death, funeral, horse, humor,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Evidently Voting's Trivial
...Evidently Voting's Trivial By Franklin Price 9/2/2016 Evidently voting's trivial I discovered so today Learned from my on line trivia This is what it had to say Of the U.S. Population Tha......

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Categories: gets my goat, political,
Form: Rhyme
This Feeling Inside
...Well and This Feeling Inside can't be denied Although you're gone my love for you goes on All my friends say find another but how can I Give my love to another when there just might be A snowbal......

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Categories: gets my goat, feelings, fire, passion,
Form: Free verse
Fie, Sir, Thou Art a Troll
...(a response to a provocative post) Your voyeuristic **** post Has got me choking on my toast I should have better things to do Than commenting on sex and poo Whilst everybody likes a joke ‘Ti......

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Categories: gets my goat, allusion, anger, england, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Loser
...I know my Damsel waits for me Perhaps chained to some balcony If I could only find the Key I could set her free The castle walls are high, I hear Guarded by some guys, I fear How to get insi......

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Categories: gets my goat, allusion, desire, dream, wisdom,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member What Annoys You
...Many things annoy me fools are top of the list you know when they make same mistakes time and again Or spout utter rubbish just for something to say no meaning or purpose just verbal diarrhoea I......

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Categories: gets my goat, anger, how i feel,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Doppelganger
...Coming home late from wandering in my sleep In search of that which goes ahead of chase i saw the image of my form stretched on my bed His looks – minus my glasses – through an impish mien Transfixed......

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Categories: gets my goat, introspection, me,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Shake It Up
...Promises were made when you sought my vote I swallowed your lies and it gets my goat The changes you vowed did not come to pass Where are those tax breaks for the middle class? And what became ......

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Categories: gets my goat, angst, political, social
Form: Sonnet
Medical Mystery
...Whenever you're not feelin good you go to the Doc like you should If you need a pill which you probably will he'll prescribe it like any Doc would. This treatment began......

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Categories: gets my goat, funny, mystery
Form: Limerick
What Gets My Goat
...For several years I've been a raftsman every summer, ferrying herds and noisy folks across this gray river who shout and argue about this body of water. The goat-like shepherd ......

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Categories: gets my goat, funny, life, people, river,
Form: Rhyme

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