Fie, Sir, Thou Art a Troll

(a response to a provocative post) Your voyeuristic **** post Has got me choking on my toast I should have better things to do Than commenting on sex and poo Whilst everybody likes a joke ‘Tis somewhat niche, the **** poke Night up the alley, hard to see For those without a front door key What people do behind closed doors With wives or husbands, friends or whores Is up to them when with consent I question, sir, your post’s intent We English hide within our castles No comment when it comes to assholes Trolling really gets my goat Fie, sir, flounder in my moat I hope your banal gasket’s blown Write what you know and get your own by Gail