Not All Tongues That Wag You Gag

Not all tongue that wag You dishonorably gag … Of course not that of my Neighbor Which assigned to itself Christ’s Labor For it doesn’t behind lag And will ever out ***, While demolishing knickers that sag; Women that fripperies drag, Hundreds of cosmetics bag, Fun always pokes at a hag Or lanes walk that zigzag And in the church read a mag! The tongues that sensibly wag Should about it richly brag, Even as their victims nag, Their anger rocky crag.