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Quote Left If you go parachuting with your friends and your parachute doesn't open, I think a funny gag would be to act like you are swimming. Quote Right
Quote Left Sorry, guys. I'm under the gag order. Quote Right
Quote Left In the end, everything is a gag. Quote Right
Quote Left Identity is a bag and a gag. Yet it exists for me with all the force of a fatal disease. Obviously I am here, a mind and a body. To say there's no proof my body exists would be arty and specious and if my mind is more ephemeral, less provable, the solution of being a writer with solid (touchable, tearable, burnable) books is as close as anyone has come to a perfect answer. Quote Right
Quote Left In the end, everything is a gag Quote Right
Quote Left When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. Quote Right

Member Quotes About Gag

Quote Left Ears attuned, hearts engaged—listening unlocks the doors to empathy, compassion, and profound connections. -Aloo Denish Obiero Quote Right
Quote Left When you find that you stepped back from ever chaotic crowd. When the anger sheds off and you gaze it all calmly... That's the first step. When you disengage with the wordly bonds and gather the courage to move on.... That's the second step. As we step up, the ladder unveils. Carry along determination, carry along the strength... The one who is calling is surely walking by your side. Quote Right
Quote Left If a man has the enough courage to engage himself into a fight, then he shall have the enough wisdom to decide against who. July 2017. Quote Right
Quote Left Living without confidence may leads life on deplorable.But engagement with it may also leads an aesthetic and befriending more successful welcome notes within your Quarter! Quote Right
Quote Left Poets often write about what's realized by the five senses. Just as there are many movements in a composer's symphony, there's always more a poet can bring. Search continually for the poem that engages that sixth sense. Quote Right
Quote Left Kamasutra The process of getting engage body to body in different positions is kamasutra A woman gives birth by the milen of two orja jeevan and mirtuy orja which converts into javic orja....... With love all MRI Jagdish Bajantri ETD Quote Right
Quote Left It appears to me that once many of our politicians have opened their mouths to speak, their brains disengage, and their ears will no longer work. Quote Right
Quote Left Life can push against you hard and sometimes one can become disenchanted and disengaged with one's dream but, no matter what life throws at you, never surrender your hopes and dreams. Keep a steady push forward, even if you have not yet seen that little light at the end of the tunnel, never give in because change is coming. Maybe the next 5, 10 minutes, maybe later on today, maybe tomorrow, next week, next month, even next year. Change is inevitable, change must come Quote Right
Quote Left When you find a truly happy life, you find a way to allow room for forgiveness, so carrying luggage is too heavy. Releasing it forever is a welcome freedom. Quote Right
Quote Left Engagement deals the card, marriage plays it. Quote Right
Quote Left ' love has a definition before you engage into it , but when you jump into its pools , believe me you will be speechless of what love is for it is a composite of life time experiences with the one or ones your heart chooses' Quote Right
Quote Left It used to be a man and a woman would meet. If they were single and liked one another then marriage would soon follow. Their whole lives they would spend learning about each other. Now a whole range of questions in the stupidest language are asked: What does he do for money? Does she have baggage? What are their issues? Is she ready for that? What religion is he? Does he hold the door open? Do they know who they really are? No wonder lasting relationships are at an all time low. Quote Right
Quote Left When you engage in small talk with a friend of the past, everybody says the same thing. 'I've been good. Just busy.' Eventually you will get to the awkward part of the conversation where you agree to get coffee sometime but it never happens. You desperately wish to go back to the memories you share with them but it's different now. It can't be helped. It's not anybody's fault. We are just busy. Quote Right
Quote Left Dare to be bold and brave. Dare to believe that you can. Dare to live out your dreams. Dare to get out of your comfort zone. Dare to make positive changes in your life. Dare to live life without all of the extra drama and/or baggage. Dare to live your life fearlessly. DARE! - Stephanie Lahart Quote Right
Quote Left MARANAO QUOTES 4 So pangaling gagaw engka na adn a rarad iyan Quote Right
Quote Left Life is really ironic when sadness needed to feel others happiness and absence value baggage for due presnce Quote Right
Quote Left If you don't have problems, you've got baggage. Quote Right
Quote Left Persuasion is completely different from imposition. Imposing your lead world view of humanity on poor innocent people who have done nothing to harm you is the act of tyrants. You engage with people and genuinely listen and work with them. Corrupting techno empires are profiteering impositions. Quote Right
Quote Left Baggage of conscience can not be put into the storage chamber before entering the gates of paradise. Quote Right

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