Best Gag Poems

five Mexican men,
the black Jaguar put him
in their so tough minds...

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there, a red bear left 
fit-run poetics board here
the right dandy wink...

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         Past hern Leabeeyah
                 hern ither
       whence lexis cannot be
     ...

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looseness the bowels
analogy poems words
all allegory...

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inner dare to speak
a white-black lizard "real Jew"
blue glasses red hat...

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knockout is coming
drum drum dom dom tuck tach ko
on right time and place...

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Maggie, Maggie, my dear friend
Read my last poem and the truth is out
All the kind words you did say 
Were for naught upon this day
I strained my brain now it is blank
I am straining and straining 
Just to come up with Thanks
Now let me see,...

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at Henry Kline Boyer Elementary School

As a Halloween costume, 
one year during early grade school, 
my father got the brilliant idea 
for his sole son to be dressed 
with one of a kind getup.

Missus Shaner 
(the talon clawed, shriveled 
relic of a dinosaur, 
who taught...

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my friend let have fun
playing with him stone and egg,
the cat and mouse game...

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To make incense balls  After sunset ducky time  The dandy right wing...

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the weaken dude winks 
one eye covered by a straw
other one by chip...

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have you heard lately--
lovely and cute little knocks!?
on that wooden board!...

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Chief garbage taster as fifth grade Halloween gag
at Henry Kline Boyer Elementary School
interestingly enough landed me a grubhub grab bag.

I rooted thru poetry anthology of mine,
and came across an unpublished poem
by one obscure poet (me), whose trademark
wit and wisdom hallmark
cardinal characteristics
of posthumous fame and fortune
largesse...

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acts psittacosis
carries the cheap cows out put
nerd gag see two eight...

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no one knows him in the room
except by loss of breath
greeted as unwelcome guest
his stinking scent is death
noses wrinkled in disgust
when sensed this gust of wind
all souls beneath his sickly scent
are far too quickly pinned.
inhaled in gasps of shortened breath
each person feels impending death.
Surprised, all...

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