Short Gag Poems

Short Gag Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Gag by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Gag by length and keyword.


Dandy Unique Nerd Gag One

Why do you often says our.. our.. our..?
Is it because you are not more than a dung? 
Born **** stars family..
Why do you keep your beard hair everywhere?
Hay! We all knew your lift and right wings,
But the damns like you
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Premium Member Gag Reflex Iz

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             past hern laybia
                  hern ither
       whence lexis cannot be
                 dislodged
                      Mine






*Sad to witness this second occurrence where
POETRYSOUP.COM would not allow me to use the
Word ***** “laybia” i had to phonetically
spell  >>>>>>>^  (lips)  *smoocherz

Not All Tongues That Wag You Gag

Not all tongue that wag
You dishonorably gag …

Of course not that of my Neighbor
Which assigned to itself Christ’s Labor
For it doesn’t behind lag
And will ever out ***,
While demolishing knickers that sag;
Women that fripperies drag,
Hundreds of cosmetics bag,
Fun always pokes at a hag 
Or lanes walk that zigzag 
And in the church read a mag!

The tongues that sensibly wag
Should about it richly brag,
Even as their victims nag,
Their anger rocky crag.
Form: Rhyme

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