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Short Gag Poems

Short Gag Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Gag by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Gag by length and keyword.


Premium Member Emily:Prejudice
oftimes a gag-
               on which others gag...

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Categories: gag, life
Form: Epigram



Premium Member Swallow Life
SWALLOW LIFE
YOU WON’T GAG
YOU’LL LIVE IT 
AND LOVE IT...

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Categories: gag, life,
Form: Bio
Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Twelve
looseness the bowels
analogy poems words
all allegory...

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Categories: gag, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Six
five Mexican men,
the black Jaguar put him
in their so tough minds...

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Categories: gag, sick,
Form: Senryu
Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Ten
To make incense balls  After sunset ducky time  The dandy right wing...

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Categories: gag, adventure, dark, insect,
Form: Monoku



Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Thirteen
the weaken dude winks 
one eye covered by a straw
other one by chip...

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Categories: gag, insect,
Form: Senryu
Bird Gag
his wolf and her pard!
made a story and laugh sing
a lovely bird gag...

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Categories: gag, adventure,
Form: Senryu
Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Nine
blindly drunk dandy 
saw the sow thought it a cow 
a drunkitous smell...

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Categories: gag, allegory, analogy,
Form: Senryu
Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Eight
acts psittacosis
carries the cheap cows out put
nerd gag see two eight...

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Categories: gag, adventure,
Form: Senryu
Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Eleven
there, a red bear left 
fit-run poetics board here
the right dandy wink...

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Categories: gag, allegory, analogy, anxiety, dad, truth,
Form: Haiku
Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Two
inner dare to speak
a white-black lizard "real Jew"
blue glasses red hat...

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Categories: gag, jewish, poets, racism,
Form: Senryu
Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Four
knockout is coming
drum drum dom dom tuck tach ko
on right time and place...

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Categories: gag, desire, destiny,
Form: Haiku
Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Five
dandy could not run
salt, alive white worms, tequila, 
and heavy drinkers...

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Categories: gag, for him,
Form: Senryu
Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Three
my friend let have fun
playing with him stone and egg,
the cat and mouse game...

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Categories: gag, fun,
Form: Haiku
Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Seven
have you heard lately--
lovely and cute little knocks!?
on that wooden board!...

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Categories: gag, silence, silly, simple, sin, , cute,
Form: Senryu
Red Flags
After you cheated
    I wanted to gag
    I don’t know how
     I missed all the red flags...

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Categories: gag, boyfriend, break up, emotions, love hurts, teen
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Freedom of Speech
blinded by glass shards
         deafened by almighty blast
           ~ dumb by gag orders


By
David Kavanagh...

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Categories: gag, allegory, allusion, corruption, political, truth,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member Sight Gag
Thanks, 'Fifth Dimension:' We now all live in
                                              ~ 'The Age of Asparagus'...

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Categories: gag, fantasy, food, giggle, music,
Form: Monoku
Previews
Sack begins to sag
Salty kernel makes me gag
Soaking through the bag

By Robb A. Kopp

All Rights Reserved © MMX...

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Categories: gag, nostalgia
Form: Senryu
A Fart
a fart
you can't
see it
you can
sometimes
hear it
most times
you don't want
to smell it
because some
will gag you...

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© Don Tyson  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: gag, fun,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Common Cold
the common cold
has got me down

i cough
i gag

 i try to breath
i gasp in agony

trying to sleep
awake i stay

off to work
tired i am...

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Categories: gag, life,
Form: List
Foxy Brown
Foxy Brown had started a trend
By stealing another's boy friend
Next, she was bound and gag
With her head in a bag
She was met with a tragic end...

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© Daisy Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: gag, conflict, murder,
Form: Limerick
Jokeman
He was five foot two and a bit,
and was known as a bit of a wit.
Telling jokes was his skill,
with a gag he could kill,
but his punchlines were always s*#t....

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© John Jones  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: gag, humor,
Form: Limerick
Stirring Ingredients
God saw Flood's "Ingredients" snag
That let the cat out of the bag
The Devil cried, "Weed!"
The Angels agreed,
"Let's change his facemask to a gag!"...

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Categories: gag, religion,
Form: Limerick
Nasty
I swallowed a bug on today's ride,
it tasted like a piece of rawhide,
I did begin to gag,
my mouth began to sag...
So long clean bike - but I puked with pride!...

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© George Aul  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: gag, humor,
Form: Limerick

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