Gaffes Poems - Poems about Gaffes

If Deeply Roars a Bard for Epic Muse

...If deeply roars a bard for epic muse,
     like newborn lambs that crave their mother's milk;
if feet that lightly trip along with shoes
     of Mercury whose message speeds, like silk,

with li...

Faux pas

...Starmer when said 'return of sausages',
He just meant safe return of hostages.
Yet, in this world of words
Where actions are rare birds,
Gaffes rule, tongues slip with faux passages!
___________...

Snap Trap

...It’s not for lack of intelligence 
My inhibitor is on the fritz

A frontal lobe phenomena
I’m prone to gaffes and fits

My amygdalae are loaded
A hair trigger set to snap 

Sometimes words e...

Persevere In Writing Your Poems My Friends

...Express yourselves unabashedly my friends
Because no one can honestly give you a grade
Write your poems with your own hands
Make them natural, beautiful and homemade.

Don’t worry about foes, fa...

Your Best Poet Friends

...
                               Your Best Poet Friends
                                       9/15/2023


            Poet Friends read you first, no matter what!
            They crave your...

Rambling Poetry

...Poetry is tangerine and other potent or poisonous colors.
It is the breath you feel at the nape of your neck and
the strong caress of flesh on flesh, defying death.
It is most certainly Spring wit...

Breakfast At the B and B

...At breakfast at the B&B
Four couples shared the meal.
For those who like their privacy,
That may not quite appeal.

Yet conversation did take place,
At least in fits and starts
And everyone ma...

Jinxed Jesting Jejune Junior Jobber

...Jinxed jesting jejune junior jobber...
just jabbering gibberish (A - J)

Again, another awkward ambitious
arduous attempt at alphabetically
arranging atrociously ambiguously
absolutely asinine ...

Silly Sack

...You’ve got to have a certain knack
when opening your Silly Sack;
the beasts within will soon attack
with no hold barred, no turning back.

Now these are not the monstrous sort,
it’s just that t...

Silly Sack

...You’ve got to have a certain knack
when opening your Silly Sack
for the beasts within
will attack to win
with no hold barred, no turning back.

Now these are not the monstrous sort,
it’s just ...

Deja Vu Racial Disparity

...These are not events that took place very far in the past
These are obviously ongoing racial gaffes and contrasts
Where human beings are bombarded and mistreated
Where human beings are veraciously...

Kamala Harris

...
Kamala Harris
Flew off to Paris.
Cooking ware gaffes,
Nervously laughs.
...

Poetry Is a Song of the Soul

...Poetry is like opera to me.
It brings some, to your very soul’s gate!
Some poets only pen for a witty, rude
fast laugh.
I don’t think life is a bowl of chuckling human 
guffaws and gaffes!

So...

Chemistry Session Backfired

...Shall I relay a sidesplitting hoot from my “care-free” on campus fun phase?
It entails a laboratory session involving three mystic world colossal oafs.
 One had an unerring penchant for Laurel and ...

Ode To Fanny Craddock

...Ode to Fanny 

Her start in life was rather poor
with wastrel parents, ones to abhor
She avoided living in the gutter
Earning enough for her bread and butter

Her break in life came rather lat...

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