Gaffes Poems - Poems about Gaffes

...If deeply roars a bard for epic muse, like newborn lambs that crave their mother's milk; if feet that lightly trip along with shoes of Mercury whose message speeds, like silk, with li......

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...Starmer when said 'return of sausages', He just meant safe return of hostages. Yet, in this world of words Where actions are rare birds, Gaffes rule, tongues slip with faux passages! ___________......

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...It’s not for lack of intelligence My inhibitor is on the fritz A frontal lobe phenomena I’m prone to gaffes and fits My amygdalae are loaded A hair trigger set to snap Sometimes words e......

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...Express yourselves unabashedly my friends Because no one can honestly give you a grade Write your poems with your own hands Make them natural, beautiful and homemade. Don’t worry about foes, fa......

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... Your Best Poet Friends 9/15/2023 Poet Friends read you first, no matter what! They crave your......

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...Poetry is tangerine and other potent or poisonous colors. It is the breath you feel at the nape of your neck and the strong caress of flesh on flesh, defying death. It is most certainly Spring wit......

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...At breakfast at the B&B Four couples shared the meal. For those who like their privacy, That may not quite appeal. Yet conversation did take place, At least in fits and starts And everyone ma......

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...Jinxed jesting jejune junior jobber... just jabbering gibberish (A - J) Again, another awkward ambitious arduous attempt at alphabetically arranging atrociously ambiguously absolutely asinine ......

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...You’ve got to have a certain knack when opening your Silly Sack; the beasts within will soon attack with no hold barred, no turning back. Now these are not the monstrous sort, it’s just that t......

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...You’ve got to have a certain knack when opening your Silly Sack for the beasts within will attack to win with no hold barred, no turning back. Now these are not the monstrous sort, it’s just ......

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...These are not events that took place very far in the past These are obviously ongoing racial gaffes and contrasts Where human beings are bombarded and mistreated Where human beings are veraciously......

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... Kamala Harris Flew off to Paris. Cooking ware gaffes, Nervously laughs. ......

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...Poetry is like opera to me. It brings some, to your very soul’s gate! Some poets only pen for a witty, rude fast laugh. I don’t think life is a bowl of chuckling human guffaws and gaffes! So......

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...Shall I relay a sidesplitting hoot from my “care-free” on campus fun phase? It entails a laboratory session involving three mystic world colossal oafs. One had an unerring penchant for Laurel and ......

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...Ode to Fanny Her start in life was rather poor with wastrel parents, ones to abhor She avoided living in the gutter Earning enough for her bread and butter Her break in life came rather lat......

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