Short Gaffes Poems
Short Gaffes Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Gaffes by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Gaffes by length and keyword.
Kamala Harris
Kamala Harris
Flew off to Paris.
Cooking ware gaffes,
Nervously laughs.
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Categories:
gaffes, political, silly,
Form:
Clerihew
Limerick Contest Celebrity
Oh Philip!
Queen Elizabeth, long may she reign,
Is the Head of substantial terrain.
She married a prince
Whose gaffes make her wince
But life's certainly never mundane!
19/08/18...
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Categories:
gaffes, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Snap Trap
It’s not for lack of intelligence
My inhibitor is on the fritz
A frontal lobe phenomena
I’m prone to gaffes and fits
My amygdalae are loaded
A hair trigger set to snap
Sometimes words escape me
Like rats outsmarting a trap
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Categories:
gaffes, anger, mental health, rude, sorry,
Form:
Rhyme
The Mistress of Mirth
The mistress of mirth it’s who I am
In reality I am simply Jan
I’ll try and give you laughs
About my silly gaffes
And entertain as much as I can
My panties once went up the hoover
It was a remarkable manoeuvre
Yes I will disclose
They flew up the hose
Phew- I still retain a sense of humour
In response to limerick from Jack Ellison
15th March 2015...
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Categories:
gaffes, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Summer Fun
Sunshine feels tangibly divine
divine basking in the sunshine.
Beguiled flowers favor the wild
wild roses enchant the beguiled.
Tents and backyard barbecue scents
scents that recall sleeping in tents.
Laughs over childish children's gaffes
gaffes are accompanied by laughs.
Splits sprinkled with sugary bits
bits enhance the flavor of splits.
Fun times inspiring youth to run
run and enjoy summertime fun.
(Mirror Sestet)
08,05,2019...
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Categories:
gaffes, 10th grade, beautiful, children, feelings, imagery, summer,
Form:
Verse
Faux pas
Starmer when said 'return of sausages',
He just meant safe return of hostages.
Yet, in this world of words
Where actions are rare birds,
Gaffes rule, tongues slip with faux passages!
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Happenings |32.09.2024| humour, political, words
Poet’s note: The UK Prime Minister Starmer called for the return of sausages, which soon went viral. Sure, he meant hostages. But in this world of words and words and little action, what else can be expected?
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Categories:
gaffes, humor, political, words,
Form:
Limerick
Breakfast At the B and B
At breakfast at the B&B
Four couples shared the meal.
For those who like their privacy,
That may not quite appeal.
Yet conversation did take place,
At least in fits and starts
And everyone made nice,
Nobody throwing any darts.
As different as we were, though,
We shared stories and some laughs,
With no one talking politics
Or making any gaffes.
Once plates were cleared, we headed out
And wished each other well,
A pleasant breakfast for us all,
As far as I could tell....
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Categories:
gaffes, people,
Form:
Rhyme