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Backstage with Iron Maiden
...A Wilderness of Mirrors. I am unfamiliar with Iron Maiden's music, even though I worked a handful of times at their concert. I was curious about their mascot guy...Eddie. At one of their concerts, ......
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Meru Groen
Categories:
gaff,
life,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Odd Man Out
...The pair should be headed for fame Behind, in the draw’r, out of aim. He was the one left, Not right; he’s bereft. The sock was not chosen for game. The sock was not chosen, and why?......
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Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
gaff,
clothes, old,
Form:
Limerick
The Ocean is a Wild Beast
...The ocean is a wild beast that I approach cautiously. I submit to its undertow. It makes me laugh expansively. I dive in, never turn my back, never quite relaxing. It wants to rush at me, my ir......
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Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
gaff,
sea,
Form:
Other
Mid Air-Tweet Tweet
...The treasure of moment for some. A tweety bird suit on the one. The cat caught in gaff. She’s caged in my laugh. My sis in the pool lands on tum. ......
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Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
gaff,
bird, cat, humor,
Form:
Limerick
my friend victoria is into my mate saucepan
...they met at jericho's gaff he's got a hottub that's boss she asked him what he was like and he told her "be frank and cordial with him; and naturally he'll be fonder of you." that night w......
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Christopher Allen
Categories:
gaff,
imagination, love hurts, nature,
Form:
Free verse
Sisters Having a Great Time
...Sisters in looks only, but they shared a laugh. It was witch-like, head-thrown-back, quite a gaff. Their husbands did not see their twinship much anymore. One lived in the Keys, the other near Mou......
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Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
gaff,
sister,
Form:
Rhyme
The Catch
...Hook, reel in, gaff and bludgeon; no need to hurry it’s only a fish, but I wonder does that little brain in that big head, think? Does it know this gagging sky as its gills franticly suck in a......
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Eric Ashford
Categories:
gaff,
poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Let Me Pen You With Forever Rhyme
...Let me pen you with forever rhyme and warm your heart PAST end of time! Let me press your flesh in boundless tome of endless leaves that choose a doom Earth’s frail seasons bless (like butterfly em......
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Brian Johnston
Categories:
gaff,
celebration, love,
Form:
Rhyme
Just Punderful
...I'm such a serious sort Having very serious thoughts The top of my list of things to shun Would be the common or garden pun Slapstick also causes a frown My disbelief unsuspended about the falli......
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Di11y Da11y
Categories:
gaff,
fun,
Form:
Rhyme
Work
...Work I tap and I fiddle I type and reply For people-machines; Have developed an eye I make and repair I schmooze and I laugh There's a time I have made The occasional gaff But I hope t......
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Christopher Grieves
Categories:
gaff,
god, jobs, retirement, work,
Form:
Rhyme
The Day After Christmas
...The Day After Christmas It’s the day after Christmas and all round the gaff Lay the wrappings from presents, both splendid and naff. Bottles upended and glasses o......
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Brian K. Bilverstone
Categories:
gaff,
celebration, christmas,
Form:
Rhyme
Far Wiser
...Far wiser than philosophers are writings penned by our ambassadors of Laugh ~ our men and women esteemed for Comical Gaff – Let's float our politicians such raft; let's give our academics suc......
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Joe Dimino
Categories:
gaff,
education, humorous, perspective, philosophy,
Form:
Free verse
Chicken Thief
...Too bad So sad Chick farm Coon harm Coon harm Alarm Piled thick Plucked chick Bat, Gat Our cats You know Juno Dog guard In yard All day They stay All night Keep sight......
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Jeff Kyser
Categories:
gaff,
animal, hero, silly,
Form:
Footle
Two Halves
...Two parts lowered in a boundless ocean of fierce passion. Two slices run across to frame a conspicuous association. There wasn't a unique heart in this graceful world, at any rate.......
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Sotto Poet
Categories:
gaff,
analogy, appreciation, beauty, community,
Form:
Couplet
Cemetery Moans and Groans
...Purple bats and evil cats and strangled ghosts that laugh jet black cloaks, snickering blokes and witches that gaff Pumpkin grins, talking garbage bins and all that moves Halloween rh......
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Mystic Rose Rose
Categories:
gaff,
scary,
Form:
Couplet
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